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clayhartedghoul.bsky.social
clay’s posts coast to coast
@clayhartedghoul.bsky.social
omicron male || generational talent || 26 || he/they
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they shoulda called me icp the way i juggle hoes
one thing i’ve learned from playing umamusume is that there are like 20 “what if” GOATs
August 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
my acct on twitter is restricted for another 8 hours so i guess im doing a shift over here
August 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i haven’t been on here in a minute since it’s less funny on here, but god damn if this doesn’t remind me of pre-pandemic twitter
May 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
large corporations having merch is crazy. like imagine being a dude walking around wearing an allstate t-shirt
February 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
dawg i just had honey lemon pepper wings and i for real think i could eat 40 of them mfers
January 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
this guy didn’t get enough shit for being as wrong as he was
January 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
under my regime the following types of content will be banned due to their damage to the social fabric:

-family vlogs featuring children
-white room videos
-sex and relationship podcasts
-finance videos that aren’t about household budgeting
-man on the street interviews
January 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
under my regime the following types of content will be banned due to their damage to the social fabric:

-family vlogs featuring children
-white room videos
-sex and relationship podcasts
-finance videos that aren’t about household budgeting
-man on the street interviews
January 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
chat i’ve accrued like a month worth of paid vacation, would it be crazy if in like august i just disappeared for a month
January 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i don’t know enough to speak about percentages but just on pure volume, i think edm is the music genre with the most bad music
January 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
she sounds like a wonderful woman
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
January 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
they shoulda called me evel knievel the way i stunt on these hoes
January 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
always nice to get a positive performance review
January 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i deadass thought this was fucked up looking ice cream before reading the post
December 26, 2024 at 5:46 AM
this not a crazy thing to ask for on christmas?
December 24, 2024 at 7:02 AM
i’m a whore for women who wear black lipstick
December 21, 2024 at 8:05 PM
not enough people talk about how rudolph is a one-dimensional, foggy night merchant. dasher easily clears that fraud
December 21, 2024 at 5:09 AM
a lot of people treat dating like it’s a competitive sport or a running a business or some shit instead of what it actually is, spending time with someone who’s company you enjoy and wonder why they’re miserable
December 21, 2024 at 5:06 AM
drank two beers. who want me?
December 12, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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December 12, 2024 at 5:49 PM
they shoulda called me cincinnati the way i bang gals
December 12, 2024 at 7:20 PM
December 12, 2024 at 6:32 PM
wait so who was the first pope?
December 12, 2024 at 3:30 PM
we should probably all be getting ready to learn chinese, buddy
December 12, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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folks,
December 12, 2024 at 2:12 AM