Clay Griffith
@claygriffith.bsky.social
Author and historian. I like monsters and comics and bears. And freedom.
co-author of The Vampire Empire Quartet, Crown & Key trilogy, and a couple of Flash/Arrow crossover novels. Plus The Tick, the Man-Eating Cow, and other comics.
co-author of The Vampire Empire Quartet, Crown & Key trilogy, and a couple of Flash/Arrow crossover novels. Plus The Tick, the Man-Eating Cow, and other comics.
Sorry to hear that. Worst days ever.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sorry to hear that. Worst days ever.
I knew it. I hardly drank in college. Today I'm a stinking drunk. And what good does it do me!?!
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I knew it. I hardly drank in college. Today I'm a stinking drunk. And what good does it do me!?!
"I was willing to pay off America before I realized the Democrats are not just incompetent but gutless. So now I'm keeping the money, taking away your healthcare, and starving your children! MAGA! DJT."
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"I was willing to pay off America before I realized the Democrats are not just incompetent but gutless. So now I'm keeping the money, taking away your healthcare, and starving your children! MAGA! DJT."
"Own What Cannot Be Bought!" It cost a dollar.
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Own What Cannot Be Bought!" It cost a dollar.
Exactly! My neighborhood is crammed with unburned houses. Why am I paying taxes for all these pointless fire stations.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Exactly! My neighborhood is crammed with unburned houses. Why am I paying taxes for all these pointless fire stations.
El Salvador seems content to be Trump's prison and aircraft carrier. That won't end well for them.
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
El Salvador seems content to be Trump's prison and aircraft carrier. That won't end well for them.
Yes. I get those from editors. They send edits late Friday afternoon to clear their desks. Got questions? Too bad. They're out until next Wednesday.
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Yes. I get those from editors. They send edits late Friday afternoon to clear their desks. Got questions? Too bad. They're out until next Wednesday.
Leave the Reuben, take the cannoli.
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Leave the Reuben, take the cannoli.
Like Michael Corleone leaving the restaurant
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Like Michael Corleone leaving the restaurant
"My cartoonish appearance is a thin layer of pointless mirth holding back the monstrous indifference of uncaring creation."
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"My cartoonish appearance is a thin layer of pointless mirth holding back the monstrous indifference of uncaring creation."
Only 18 because I never name characters after real people. And I had a comic script performed as an audio drama, so I'm counting that one.
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Only 18 because I never name characters after real people. And I had a comic script performed as an audio drama, so I'm counting that one.
For these crackers, being able to say stuff like that in public is such a relief, like unbuckling their pants after Thanksgiving dinner. That's why they love Trump.
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
For these crackers, being able to say stuff like that in public is such a relief, like unbuckling their pants after Thanksgiving dinner. That's why they love Trump.
GOP 2026 "Why Do You Make Us Hit You?"
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
GOP 2026 "Why Do You Make Us Hit You?"
I think you're forgetting the touching Airport Farewell scene from War of the Colossal Beast
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think you're forgetting the touching Airport Farewell scene from War of the Colossal Beast
They should hand them out to the Swiss Guard
October 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They should hand them out to the Swiss Guard
I think we should celebrate any dinosaur who can write a novel.
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I think we should celebrate any dinosaur who can write a novel.