Clay Griffith
@claygriffith.bsky.social
Author and historian. I like monsters and comics and bears. And freedom.
co-author of The Vampire Empire Quartet, Crown & Key trilogy, and a couple of Flash/Arrow crossover novels. Plus The Tick, the Man-Eating Cow, and other comics.
co-author of The Vampire Empire Quartet, Crown & Key trilogy, and a couple of Flash/Arrow crossover novels. Plus The Tick, the Man-Eating Cow, and other comics.
Democrats and the GOP promise to hold a vote on healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Democrats and the GOP promise to hold a vote on healthcare.
I think you're forgetting the touching Airport Farewell scene from War of the Colossal Beast
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think you're forgetting the touching Airport Farewell scene from War of the Colossal Beast
"I haven't seen the blueprints so I can't comment on whether the White House ever had an East Wing."
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"I haven't seen the blueprints so I can't comment on whether the White House ever had an East Wing."
"Hey, it's me. You should probably get out because I've decided to build a ballroom here."
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Hey, it's me. You should probably get out because I've decided to build a ballroom here."
"Hey, it's me. I do have Nazi tattoos, but we all did that when we were young."
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Hey, it's me. I do have Nazi tattoos, but we all did that when we were young."
"I have authorized the Federal Government to arrest anyone who vandalizes or destroys any monument, statue or other such Federal property in the U.S. with up to 10 years in prison" Donald Trump, 6/23/20
Fuck you, Trump. Fuck you, GOP.
Fuck you, Trump. Fuck you, GOP.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"I have authorized the Federal Government to arrest anyone who vandalizes or destroys any monument, statue or other such Federal property in the U.S. with up to 10 years in prison" Donald Trump, 6/23/20
Fuck you, Trump. Fuck you, GOP.
Fuck you, Trump. Fuck you, GOP.
America's Renfield.
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
America's Renfield.
You could seek the rights to this subtle nuanced 1970s series. He's not the pope, but he is a Vatican assassin (and possibly part-time Marlboro Man).
October 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You could seek the rights to this subtle nuanced 1970s series. He's not the pope, but he is a Vatican assassin (and possibly part-time Marlboro Man).
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know I went into Portland to get your aspirin but all the pharmacies were boarded up. How about some crack?"
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know I went into Portland to get your aspirin but all the pharmacies were boarded up. How about some crack?"
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know I'm cool with your white supremacy."
October 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know I'm cool with your white supremacy."
"Hey, it's me. Just want you to know you don't need healthcare. Just say my name 3 times and I'll show up. Like Candyman."
October 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"Hey, it's me. Just want you to know you don't need healthcare. Just say my name 3 times and I'll show up. Like Candyman."
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know if you need to praise a child rapist in my name, that's totally cool."
October 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know if you need to praise a child rapist in my name, that's totally cool."
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know I'm about to bust down this door and zip tie your kids."
October 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know I'm about to bust down this door and zip tie your kids."
America's Renfield.
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
America's Renfield.
GOP offers proof that antifa "street terrorists" threaten ICE employees at workplace.
October 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
GOP offers proof that antifa "street terrorists" threaten ICE employees at workplace.
It's bad out there! Look at these photos from Portland!
October 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's bad out there! Look at these photos from Portland!
Madrid toddler Charles Habsburg is king of Spain before he even turns 5!
October 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Madrid toddler Charles Habsburg is king of Spain before he even turns 5!
It's a good gig. I used to help out on a public access horror host show. The host is Ormon Grimsby. I'm the eyeball in the dress.
October 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
It's a good gig. I used to help out on a public access horror host show. The host is Ormon Grimsby. I'm the eyeball in the dress.
Trump will eventually crumple Johnson and throw him away like a used tissue. It'll serve Johnson right, but there will be another spineless opportunist right behind him.
October 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trump will eventually crumple Johnson and throw him away like a used tissue. It'll serve Johnson right, but there will be another spineless opportunist right behind him.
Today is Fat Bear Tuesday and instead of contemplating the peaceful fatness of bears, I have to think about a president announcing he expects the US military to assault American cities if he says so. Fuck you, Trump. I'm sorry, bears.
September 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Today is Fat Bear Tuesday and instead of contemplating the peaceful fatness of bears, I have to think about a president announcing he expects the US military to assault American cities if he says so. Fuck you, Trump. I'm sorry, bears.