Me, Claudius
@claudiusme.bsky.social
Experimental music.
Particularly turntables and piano (they’re my favourite).
Hates all her clothes.
Instagram: @theonlymeclaudius
https://meclaudius.bandcamp.com/
https://m.soundcloud.com/meclaudius
Particularly turntables and piano (they’re my favourite).
Hates all her clothes.
Instagram: @theonlymeclaudius
https://meclaudius.bandcamp.com/
https://m.soundcloud.com/meclaudius
How much attention should I pay to my daughter’s wish to go to university but it has to be like Monsters University?
September 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
How much attention should I pay to my daughter’s wish to go to university but it has to be like Monsters University?
So is EVERY new business a front now?
It’s all I’m hearing about.
It’s all I’m hearing about.
July 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
So is EVERY new business a front now?
It’s all I’m hearing about.
It’s all I’m hearing about.
I’m at Comic Con and I tried to buy something at a stall and my phone wouldn’t work and the lady said “yes it doesn’t recognise your face when you’re in cosplay” but I’m NOT in cosplay 😕
May 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m at Comic Con and I tried to buy something at a stall and my phone wouldn’t work and the lady said “yes it doesn’t recognise your face when you’re in cosplay” but I’m NOT in cosplay 😕
I just remembered the time I told my daughter I was going to clean the pond with a pond bomb and word must have spread as all the local children gathered to watch, thinking there was going to be a massive explosion.
May 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I just remembered the time I told my daughter I was going to clean the pond with a pond bomb and word must have spread as all the local children gathered to watch, thinking there was going to be a massive explosion.
I am SICK AND TIRED of recipes gaslighting us into believing that cauliflower doesn’t need boiling first before doing anything with it.
May 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I am SICK AND TIRED of recipes gaslighting us into believing that cauliflower doesn’t need boiling first before doing anything with it.
You know what we just don’t eat enough of anymore? Fritters.
April 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You know what we just don’t eat enough of anymore? Fritters.
Thanks to Spenser Thomson for the review of my tape ‘Hush, Suzanne’ in the May issue of The Wire.
One tape left but more arriving from Finland soon.
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...
One tape left but more arriving from Finland soon.
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...
April 10, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Thanks to Spenser Thomson for the review of my tape ‘Hush, Suzanne’ in the May issue of The Wire.
One tape left but more arriving from Finland soon.
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...
One tape left but more arriving from Finland soon.
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...
The LAST thing I’m questioning about the The White Lotus finale is Lochlan not cleaning the blender.
April 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The LAST thing I’m questioning about the The White Lotus finale is Lochlan not cleaning the blender.
My ex in-laws.
What would you talk about for 19 hours?
April 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My ex in-laws.
Apparently I owe Polo a huge apology for daring to offer him pure chicken breast lovingly mashed up with a lick-e-lix for breakfast.
March 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Apparently I owe Polo a huge apology for daring to offer him pure chicken breast lovingly mashed up with a lick-e-lix for breakfast.
I’m in the market for some secondhand AirPods but what’s the deal hygiene-wise? I don’t see how something that’s been right in someone’s ears can ever be free of their wax.
March 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m in the market for some secondhand AirPods but what’s the deal hygiene-wise? I don’t see how something that’s been right in someone’s ears can ever be free of their wax.
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I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
March 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
I’m not feeling the new The White Lotus.
I can’t articulate why!
I can’t articulate why!
March 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I’m not feeling the new The White Lotus.
I can’t articulate why!
I can’t articulate why!
A man’s order in the chippy just now is 5 battered sausages. That’s it.
February 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A man’s order in the chippy just now is 5 battered sausages. That’s it.
My friend in the village has had her colours done
February 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My friend in the village has had her colours done
I got a Terry’s chocolate mint orange in my stocking and I knew I’d have to be in the mood as I wasn’t sure about it. Tonight was the night and it was delicious. You have to disassociate from the shape to enjoy.
February 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I got a Terry’s chocolate mint orange in my stocking and I knew I’d have to be in the mood as I wasn’t sure about it. Tonight was the night and it was delicious. You have to disassociate from the shape to enjoy.
I just can’t get over how you can go to a shelter and get one of these and you can cuddle them while watching Love Island
January 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I just can’t get over how you can go to a shelter and get one of these and you can cuddle them while watching Love Island
Just heard a song on the radio and I loved it so I looked it up and it was… Chris Brown 😖😩😫
God.
God.
January 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just heard a song on the radio and I loved it so I looked it up and it was… Chris Brown 😖😩😫
God.
God.
Went to buy some jeans today as I need some. Came home with a jacket that I definitely DON’T need and have thousands that are almost identical.
January 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Went to buy some jeans today as I need some. Came home with a jacket that I definitely DON’T need and have thousands that are almost identical.
Listen back to the mighty Fractal Meat on a Spongy Bone radio show on NTS radio. A track was played from my tape plus many more great tunes!
www.nts.live/shows/fracta...
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...
www.nts.live/shows/fracta...
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...
January 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Listen back to the mighty Fractal Meat on a Spongy Bone radio show on NTS radio. A track was played from my tape plus many more great tunes!
www.nts.live/shows/fracta...
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...
www.nts.live/shows/fracta...
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...
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Wow, nice gains. Ill-gotten?
July 3, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Wow, nice gains. Ill-gotten?
Has anyone else done so badly at a job that you’re scared to get another job?
January 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Has anyone else done so badly at a job that you’re scared to get another job?
What happened to those wax wraps for food that were all the rage a few years ago?
January 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
What happened to those wax wraps for food that were all the rage a few years ago?
Regular coke is the ONLY fizzy drink that doesn’t have sweetener in now so it’s the only drink I can have in my Hunga Busta meal deal. Regular Dr Pepper, Pepsi, Tango, even Rubicon all have sweeteners 😝
January 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Regular coke is the ONLY fizzy drink that doesn’t have sweetener in now so it’s the only drink I can have in my Hunga Busta meal deal. Regular Dr Pepper, Pepsi, Tango, even Rubicon all have sweeteners 😝
The cassettes are here! ‘Hush, Suzanne’ is out now in my Bandcamp page. Available on digital and tape.
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...
January 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The cassettes are here! ‘Hush, Suzanne’ is out now in my Bandcamp page. Available on digital and tape.
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...
meclaudius.bandcamp.com/album/hush-s...