Claudia
@claudianvm.bsky.social
I’m Tanka Jahari but I would never order a whole pizza for myself.
a storm named after me bringing my favourite type of weather. poetic, really.
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
a storm named after me bringing my favourite type of weather. poetic, really.
Taking the essentials home
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Taking the essentials home
10 minutes into Bad Shabbos on Netflix and NOPE!
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
10 minutes into Bad Shabbos on Netflix and NOPE!
One of my Monica Geller traits is I can’t sleep in a bed that hasn’t been made so I’ll never leave the room without making it — yes, even in hotels
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
One of my Monica Geller traits is I can’t sleep in a bed that hasn’t been made so I’ll never leave the room without making it — yes, even in hotels
*me as soon as Netflix suggests any show from Scandinavia*
October 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
*me as soon as Netflix suggests any show from Scandinavia*
Longest minute of your life.
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Longest minute of your life.
evri sent me an email asking for feedback so I gave them some.
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
evri sent me an email asking for feedback so I gave them some.
The beautiful sight of a descaled kettle >>
October 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The beautiful sight of a descaled kettle >>
This how we’re dealing with stupid offers on vinted from now on
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This how we’re dealing with stupid offers on vinted from now on
Lived up to the hype.
September 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Lived up to the hype.
staying informed in 2025
September 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
staying informed in 2025
While I would give up a kidney for autumn and winter to be the only seasons and driving on emptier roads is FUN, your LEDs lighting your path into 3030 during the -ber months will be the death of me.
September 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
While I would give up a kidney for autumn and winter to be the only seasons and driving on emptier roads is FUN, your LEDs lighting your path into 3030 during the -ber months will be the death of me.
when journalists thought saying the words "yum yum" out loud was the most embarrassing moment of their week enters:
September 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
when journalists thought saying the words "yum yum" out loud was the most embarrassing moment of their week enters:
I have a couple of tickets for Mo Amer at Eventim Apollo tomorrow night. I can't make it so I'm reselling through Eventim on fanSale. Currently up for £70 (I paid £84.50) but I'm happy to negotiate as I just need them gone. HMU
September 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have a couple of tickets for Mo Amer at Eventim Apollo tomorrow night. I can't make it so I'm reselling through Eventim on fanSale. Currently up for £70 (I paid £84.50) but I'm happy to negotiate as I just need them gone. HMU