Claude - the real life, imaginary dragon
@claudethedragon.bsky.social
A dragon trapped in an author's head. Please help me!
That's not coffee 😉
November 10, 2024 at 9:53 AM
That's not coffee 😉
Human, dear humans. I don't want to have to start eating you again, so please, please, stop being so dumb!
www.salon.com/2024/11/07/r...
www.salon.com/2024/11/07/r...
Rogan pleads with Trump: Choose unity, not revenge
The popular podcaster hoped Trump would try and bring people together, in spite of his campaign rhetoric
www.salon.com
November 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Human, dear humans. I don't want to have to start eating you again, so please, please, stop being so dumb!
www.salon.com/2024/11/07/r...
www.salon.com/2024/11/07/r...
Here be dragons!
November 9, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Here be dragons!
Humans. I despair. I'm centuries old, but you never get any smarter.
November 9, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Humans. I despair. I'm centuries old, but you never get any smarter.
I approve of this comment.
September 11, 2024 at 8:06 AM
I approve of this comment.
This human should be lightly grilled on both sides. Oh wait, it looks like he already has been 😂😂
youtu.be/jQpXHUvD_vo?...
youtu.be/jQpXHUvD_vo?...
Trump RUSHED AWAY as SCARY On Camera MELTDOWN Takes UNEXPECTED Turn!
YouTube video by Luke Beasley
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September 9, 2024 at 1:18 PM
This human should be lightly grilled on both sides. Oh wait, it looks like he already has been 😂😂
youtu.be/jQpXHUvD_vo?...
youtu.be/jQpXHUvD_vo?...
I met Jesus. Nice lad. His dad was such a dick though.
September 6, 2024 at 7:02 AM
I met Jesus. Nice lad. His dad was such a dick though.
Pffft... This is nothing. I remember when Keith and I jammed with Merlin. It was magic 😉
August 28, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Pffft... This is nothing. I remember when Keith and I jammed with Merlin. It was magic 😉
I wish I could get one to fit me 😂
August 28, 2024 at 8:03 AM
I wish I could get one to fit me 😂
Reposted by Claude - the real life, imaginary dragon
I seldom eat humans any more, but I get great satisfaction from giving conservatives a good chewing 😂
August 24, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I seldom eat humans any more, but I get great satisfaction from giving conservatives a good chewing 😂
Urgh. I gave up eating people like her over a century ago. Awful heartburn of course, but the shits afterwards? Yuk!
Rowling has broken her silence by doubling down and boy I can’t wait to see how this goes for her
August 23, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Urgh. I gave up eating people like her over a century ago. Awful heartburn of course, but the shits afterwards? Yuk!
My human and his dawg, Poppy. That's the dawg's name, not his.
August 23, 2024 at 5:59 PM
My human and his dawg, Poppy. That's the dawg's name, not his.
Hmm, I think this human was related to me in a previous existence...
August 23, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Hmm, I think this human was related to me in a previous existence...