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Roxanne Paris Barker
@classicroxanne.bsky.social
Part-time ice cream maker and full-time “What If?” machine. I like writing and death and cute stuff. I exist online at www.classicroxanne.com.
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America’s largest resource is the amount of mulligans it extends to goofy-ass racists.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I live ten minutes away from here and had no idea this existed. I love learning new stuff. Thanks for sharing!
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I hate roasts though because it’s just saying really mean stuff to someone at a party. And that’s not my idea of a fun party.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Remember when they’re laying face down handcuffed on the ship deck and Blackbeard shifts ever so slightly to touch Stede’s foot with his?
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just saw him in Denver! I was so impressed by the non stop and varied choreography for every song. I enjoyed the contrast between his moves and the fluidity of the younger dancers but it was all woven together so nicely. His between songs chat. He’s still out there absolutely nailing it. Loved it.
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I honestly love little kid photography. Some of my fave portraits are off-center headless pics my kids have taken 💖
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You’ve done this correctly. Happy birthday!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
At one point he used the phrase ‘rootin tootin’ red white and blue-blooded American’ in his speech against American football.
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yes!! This response from her out of the gate cracked me up. I absolutely need to see more announcing weird mean things as such. Kat did a perfect job replying to this deeply unfunny dweeb.
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM