If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Remember, a friend in need is a pest.

You listen to me, you go to the top. You don’t listen to me, and you’re never heard from again.

"Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape! - What an act of cowardism!" - Bobby Heenan

I feel bad for the wrestling fans that never got to enjoy the brilliance of Bobby Heenan and his wonderful commentary.

"Doesn't this idiot have any idea that the war's been over for over a hundred years?" - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan upon seeing Dick Slater's ring jacket, 1986

Bobby Heenan is the greatest 😂

It’s a fair point…

Bobby Heenan must have cracked up upon finally seeing the list of who he wanted to manage. I'd bet he had not yet even heard of Barry Windham or David Von Erich.

Remember, the money’s the same whether you earn it or scam it.