Chris Fletcher
@classicfletcher.bsky.social
Writer, teacher, tea drinker.
I work with fourth graders during the day and teenagers in the evening.
I write horror movies, twisted stories, and most things in between.
US/UK citizen, proud liberal, husband, father, and dog person.
I work with fourth graders during the day and teenagers in the evening.
I write horror movies, twisted stories, and most things in between.
US/UK citizen, proud liberal, husband, father, and dog person.
Unsolicited Glick pic.
October 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Unsolicited Glick pic.
My Wordle today sounds like the title of a children’s book.
October 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My Wordle today sounds like the title of a children’s book.
October 3rd is World Smile Day, apparently.
October 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
October 3rd is World Smile Day, apparently.
I’m reminded that Harvey is one of my all time favorite films, and an absolute must watch for anyone with a pulse.
Saying that, I’d love to write a horror reimagining where Elwood is as pleasant as ever, but that invisible rabbit just murders the fuck out of a ton of people.
Saying that, I’d love to write a horror reimagining where Elwood is as pleasant as ever, but that invisible rabbit just murders the fuck out of a ton of people.
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m reminded that Harvey is one of my all time favorite films, and an absolute must watch for anyone with a pulse.
Saying that, I’d love to write a horror reimagining where Elwood is as pleasant as ever, but that invisible rabbit just murders the fuck out of a ton of people.
Saying that, I’d love to write a horror reimagining where Elwood is as pleasant as ever, but that invisible rabbit just murders the fuck out of a ton of people.
The band, the album, and the song are all called the same thing.
That’s weird. Is that weird? I think that’s a bit weird. I get self titled albums, but tracks?
Not sure how I feel about that.
That’s weird. Is that weird? I think that’s a bit weird. I get self titled albums, but tracks?
Not sure how I feel about that.
August 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The band, the album, and the song are all called the same thing.
That’s weird. Is that weird? I think that’s a bit weird. I get self titled albums, but tracks?
Not sure how I feel about that.
That’s weird. Is that weird? I think that’s a bit weird. I get self titled albums, but tracks?
Not sure how I feel about that.
Cut my finger - which I seem to do a lot.
No regular Band Aids in the house, so you better believe I’m rocking a pink Ernie number.
No regular Band Aids in the house, so you better believe I’m rocking a pink Ernie number.
August 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Cut my finger - which I seem to do a lot.
No regular Band Aids in the house, so you better believe I’m rocking a pink Ernie number.
No regular Band Aids in the house, so you better believe I’m rocking a pink Ernie number.
When I left a tutoring job of eight years in 2023 because I was moving away, my colleagues decorated my space for my last day.
August 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When I left a tutoring job of eight years in 2023 because I was moving away, my colleagues decorated my space for my last day.
Sometimes, it’s an old school Radiohead kinda day.
August 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sometimes, it’s an old school Radiohead kinda day.
I swear, my dog sheds like she’s in chemo.
May 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I swear, my dog sheds like she’s in chemo.
When there’s pizza.
April 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When there’s pizza.
This is my “it’s been a long week” face.
April 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This is my “it’s been a long week” face.
Pinned to the wall as a series in the kindergarten hallway.
I, too, like to jupp in puddos now and then.
I, too, like to jupp in puddos now and then.
April 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Pinned to the wall as a series in the kindergarten hallway.
I, too, like to jupp in puddos now and then.
I, too, like to jupp in puddos now and then.
Yes, but these ones specifically.
March 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Yes, but these ones specifically.
Not for nothing, but this is some of the tastiest damn hot sauce shit I’ve ever found.
It’s hot, it’s complex, and it’s got a literal crunch to it. Fantastic stuff.
It’s just called Spicy Chili Crisp. Nice and simple.
It’s hot, it’s complex, and it’s got a literal crunch to it. Fantastic stuff.
It’s just called Spicy Chili Crisp. Nice and simple.
March 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Not for nothing, but this is some of the tastiest damn hot sauce shit I’ve ever found.
It’s hot, it’s complex, and it’s got a literal crunch to it. Fantastic stuff.
It’s just called Spicy Chili Crisp. Nice and simple.
It’s hot, it’s complex, and it’s got a literal crunch to it. Fantastic stuff.
It’s just called Spicy Chili Crisp. Nice and simple.
More and more appropriate every fucking day in this country.
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
More and more appropriate every fucking day in this country.
Another pajama day at school.
Gonna go confuse a bunch of kindergarteners.
Gonna go confuse a bunch of kindergarteners.
February 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Another pajama day at school.
Gonna go confuse a bunch of kindergarteners.
Gonna go confuse a bunch of kindergarteners.
I stand corrected. What the actual.
And I applaud your decency.
Darkest timeline. We are in the darkest timeline. Biff got that fucking almanac.
And I applaud your decency.
Darkest timeline. We are in the darkest timeline. Biff got that fucking almanac.
January 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I stand corrected. What the actual.
And I applaud your decency.
Darkest timeline. We are in the darkest timeline. Biff got that fucking almanac.
And I applaud your decency.
Darkest timeline. We are in the darkest timeline. Biff got that fucking almanac.
Yes you can.
Stop being part of the problem.
For fuck’s sake. Be better or go the fuck away.
Stop being part of the problem.
For fuck’s sake. Be better or go the fuck away.
January 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Yes you can.
Stop being part of the problem.
For fuck’s sake. Be better or go the fuck away.
Stop being part of the problem.
For fuck’s sake. Be better or go the fuck away.
Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 20: Alan Wake
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One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 20: Alan Wake
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January 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 20: Alan Wake
#games
#gameschallenge
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 20: Alan Wake
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Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 19: Power Wash Simulator
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One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 19: Power Wash Simulator
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January 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 19: Power Wash Simulator
#games
#gameschallenge
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 19: Power Wash Simulator
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Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 18: Viva Piñata
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#gameschallenge
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 18: Viva Piñata
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January 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 18: Viva Piñata
#games
#gameschallenge
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 18: Viva Piñata
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Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 17: Dead Island
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One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 17: Dead Island
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January 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 17: Dead Island
#games
#gameschallenge
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 17: Dead Island
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#gameschallenge
Sometimes it’s a Divine Comedy sort of night.
January 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Sometimes it’s a Divine Comedy sort of night.
Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 16: Sunset Overdrive
#games
#gameschallenge
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 16: Sunset Overdrive
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#gameschallenge
January 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 16: Sunset Overdrive
#games
#gameschallenge
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 16: Sunset Overdrive
#games
#gameschallenge
Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 15: Hitman: Blood Money
#games
#gameschallenge
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 15: Hitman: Blood Money
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January 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Choose 20 games that greatly influence you.
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 15: Hitman: Blood Money
#games
#gameschallenge
One game per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, no particular order.
Day 15: Hitman: Blood Money
#games
#gameschallenge