Martin
clarinettist.bsky.social
Martin
@clarinettist.bsky.social
Clarinettist, middle-aged (not born in the middle age), opinionated regarding social justice, male survivor of psychological domestic violence for 10 years. Loyal, friendly, fierce for the downtrodden. 🫨🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇫🇷🎼🖖🏼 DM🚫
Bass Clarinet, sax, clarinet, bass guitar
But heavy electric cars use less brake particulates and that leaves tyres.
Oh you just can’t win.
What people want is what hasn’t been invented yet, 0 emissions, unlimited power and range and never the need to recharge.
Off to fairy land or dig out the Time Machine.
Im getting back to Utopia 🌈
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Ours is not to question why, it’s his way to cheat and lie…
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Nurse!!! Take him back to bed.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If it’s the images with someone else’s cranium attached to his coccyx then we know it’s definitely him.
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It’s Grimsby, up north…
To be clear, these are areas mostly affected by under investment and are therefore often the most polarised by traditional politics having been badly represented in the past. Ripe picking for deform. But a lesson for mainstream politics, help the people to not be radicals 🙄
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Something inside so wrong…
a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a green truck and adjusting his hair .
ALT: a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a green truck and adjusting his hair .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Just try to keep it under 88mp/h
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December 1, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The consistant hatred of the poor, underpaid, unprivileged is a disease well festered. Like when they implemented tests for disability benefits. Yes, of course people abuse the system, but stigmatising people who’ve had a devastating illness or injury just to point score, utterly disgusting. 🤮
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Well Decathlon are designing the new ESA suits, guessing they will be made in Indonesia. Be in the last chance sales in a couple of years.
But they won’t have this class 🤭
Not sure if the red and blue is heat or blood. If it’s blood Spock is doomed… 🫣
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
So tired he didn’t even notice the guy outside having a pee in the bush… 💁🏻‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Why are we surprised that people who abuse people also abuse power ?
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November 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This is like that conundrum, who’s idea was it first to try drinking cows’ milk, and just how did they explain the process without getting beaten or arrested? 🤪
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
By intelligence watch, that’s to say they are waiting for anything intelligent coming out of Turmp…?
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Well the Louvre just put up its prices to gain entry to see The Fallen Madonna With The Giant Boobies by Van Klompf, whereas the USA has put up its price to see an old geezer with fat ankles… 💁🏻‍♂️
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Even though the universe is trying to teach him by inflating his ankles?
💁🏻‍♂️ what ya gonna do? 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Yeah it was Rees Smug, he also mentioned the other benefit.
Fish fingers wont have a price hike due to VAT increases.
Vacuum cleaners that really suck, like the whole concept of Brexit. Much has sucked since the whole shitshow.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I think it’s where the expression..
« Oh f@ck it all »
came from 💁🏻‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
We three kings of Orient are;
bearing gifts we traverse afar,
field and fountain, moor and mountain,
following yonder star.

« Ok, over here, we got them, three illegals. Call ICE, cuff ´‘em.
We won’t be having no foreigners coming over here with suspicious Temu gifts… »
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I will always remember a French reporter asking her a question during the presidential campaign.
Her reaction was…
‘Where are you from ?´
´France?´
´Ok, well f@ck off back to France it’s nothing to do with you how we run our country.´
My reaction
Bye bye USA
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November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM