Martin
@clarinettist.bsky.social
Clarinettist, middle-aged (not born in the middle age), opinionated regarding social justice, male survivor of psychological domestic violence for 10 years. Loyal, friendly, fierce for the downtrodden. 🫨🇪🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇫🇷🎼🖖🏼 DM🚫
Bass Clarinet, sax, clarinet, bass guitar
Bass Clarinet, sax, clarinet, bass guitar
It’s insulting to the Welsh people. He was going to wear this…
But thought that was a stereotype.
When he goes to Scotland he will be typecast as a fat old haggis 💁🏻♂️
But thought that was a stereotype.
When he goes to Scotland he will be typecast as a fat old haggis 💁🏻♂️
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It’s insulting to the Welsh people. He was going to wear this…
But thought that was a stereotype.
When he goes to Scotland he will be typecast as a fat old haggis 💁🏻♂️
But thought that was a stereotype.
When he goes to Scotland he will be typecast as a fat old haggis 💁🏻♂️
Celebrating French Culture.
Whilst the UK had Take That, the USA had the Backstreet Boys.
France respected its heritage and had Les Accordance Boys.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
Im saying nothing about meat… and certainly nothing at all about chicken.
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Whilst the UK had Take That, the USA had the Backstreet Boys.
France respected its heritage and had Les Accordance Boys.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
Im saying nothing about meat… and certainly nothing at all about chicken.
🤣
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Celebrating French Culture.
Whilst the UK had Take That, the USA had the Backstreet Boys.
France respected its heritage and had Les Accordance Boys.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
Im saying nothing about meat… and certainly nothing at all about chicken.
🤣
Whilst the UK had Take That, the USA had the Backstreet Boys.
France respected its heritage and had Les Accordance Boys.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
Im saying nothing about meat… and certainly nothing at all about chicken.
🤣
Here Mr President, your peace prize arrived. What? Oh no they said it’s the new design especially for your work fixing 47 disputes.
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Here Mr President, your peace prize arrived. What? Oh no they said it’s the new design especially for your work fixing 47 disputes.
Now we know the long sleeves 🤭
October 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Now we know the long sleeves 🤭
ace..timonimnim
Acteminomimum
Aceminotiniponrm
.. nah, screw it … Tylenol
Acteminomimum
Aceminotiniponrm
.. nah, screw it … Tylenol
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
ace..timonimnim
Acteminomimum
Aceminotiniponrm
.. nah, screw it … Tylenol
Acteminomimum
Aceminotiniponrm
.. nah, screw it … Tylenol
Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it a lamp stand?
No it’s a walking support ho…
No it’s a walking support ho…
September 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it a lamp stand?
No it’s a walking support ho…
No it’s a walking support ho…
In Norwegian he’s called Willy…
So technically in Burger King (Norway) the sign would be Where’s Willy …
Willy’s in the toilet…
Glad I’m in France, it’s just Charlie in the toilet… 🫣
So technically in Burger King (Norway) the sign would be Where’s Willy …
Willy’s in the toilet…
Glad I’m in France, it’s just Charlie in the toilet… 🫣
September 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In Norwegian he’s called Willy…
So technically in Burger King (Norway) the sign would be Where’s Willy …
Willy’s in the toilet…
Glad I’m in France, it’s just Charlie in the toilet… 🫣
So technically in Burger King (Norway) the sign would be Where’s Willy …
Willy’s in the toilet…
Glad I’m in France, it’s just Charlie in the toilet… 🫣
August 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Parallels with what’s happening in Washington D.C. in the movie Life Stinks with Mel Brooks
(Mel Brooks) "They force me to live in the crap, and now they're taking the crap away? No."
(Mel Brooks) "They force me to live in the crap, and now they're taking the crap away? No."
August 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Parallels with what’s happening in Washington D.C. in the movie Life Stinks with Mel Brooks
(Mel Brooks) "They force me to live in the crap, and now they're taking the crap away? No."
(Mel Brooks) "They force me to live in the crap, and now they're taking the crap away? No."
The real picture of him 😬
August 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The real picture of him 😬
Fleet Street drinking station, London 😉
August 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Fleet Street drinking station, London 😉
When MAGA takes over NASA expect some classic rockets to be reimagined
July 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
When MAGA takes over NASA expect some classic rockets to be reimagined
Look in to my eyes… there never was an Epstein client list ….
July 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Look in to my eyes… there never was an Epstein client list ….
So Bezos is off to Italy to get married this weekend.
And the Italians hate it 🤣
And the Italians hate it 🤣
June 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So Bezos is off to Italy to get married this weekend.
And the Italians hate it 🤣
And the Italians hate it 🤣
Trump managed to make the US military look like this
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June 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Trump managed to make the US military look like this
🫣🤣
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Yeah, and now I know what the BBC did with K-9 as well
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June 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yeah, and now I know what the BBC did with K-9 as well
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Ready when you are 🤭
Good luck 🤞
Good luck 🤞
June 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Ready when you are 🤭
Good luck 🤞
Good luck 🤞
Ah the good old days when you could see the reflection of St Paul’s Cathedral in the Thames. 🤔
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May 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ah the good old days when you could see the reflection of St Paul’s Cathedral in the Thames. 🤔
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Here it is the Big Beautiful Bill. It’s a one Dollar Bill for the people, the rest for the rich. Enjoy and don’t spend it all at once. 😐
May 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Here it is the Big Beautiful Bill. It’s a one Dollar Bill for the people, the rest for the rich. Enjoy and don’t spend it all at once. 😐
Twinned with Jerusalem and Trumpton 🤪
May 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Twinned with Jerusalem and Trumpton 🤪
Complete the look…
Reminds me of The bells of St Trinians
Can’t get the music out of my head when I see this… RIP George Cole 🤭
Reminds me of The bells of St Trinians
Can’t get the music out of my head when I see this… RIP George Cole 🤭
May 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Complete the look…
Reminds me of The bells of St Trinians
Can’t get the music out of my head when I see this… RIP George Cole 🤭
Reminds me of The bells of St Trinians
Can’t get the music out of my head when I see this… RIP George Cole 🤭
j'étais là aujourd'hui 👍🏽🇫🇷
May 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
j'étais là aujourd'hui 👍🏽🇫🇷