Squidward Q. Tentacles - Superior Mind
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Talented artist. Legendary musician. Works at a successful restaurant. Writer of the bestselling book "Tentacles: Eight Legs, Eight Lives."
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(Parody account run by @killerquinn.bsky.social. Not affiliated with Nickelodeon in any way.)
Really? Because I *need* this alone time right now.
May 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Really? Because I *need* this alone time right now.
If it's the kind of thing you like, I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a rusty fork.
May 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If it's the kind of thing you like, I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a rusty fork.
Are you in my house?
May 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Are you in my house?
Why don't you send the rest to some other account? I'll read it later.
May 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Why don't you send the rest to some other account? I'll read it later.
Is this how Krabs gets his ingredients? Glad I bring my own lunch from home.
May 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Is this how Krabs gets his ingredients? Glad I bring my own lunch from home.
Take all the time you need. I think you've made me go on my phone so much the cucumbers that were on my eyes have turned to pickles.
May 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Take all the time you need. I think you've made me go on my phone so much the cucumbers that were on my eyes have turned to pickles.
I wonder if Gary's around? I'm sure he can get rid of this thing that's obviously distracting you from tormenting me.
May 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I wonder if Gary's around? I'm sure he can get rid of this thing that's obviously distracting you from tormenting me.
Why did you feel the need to reply just to look at some dumb clam?
May 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Why did you feel the need to reply just to look at some dumb clam?
(Did I get rid of him, guys?)
May 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
(Did I get rid of him, guys?)
Actually, never mind that. You should go to Algaewood and never look back.
May 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Actually, never mind that. You should go to Algaewood and never look back.
Don't quit your day job, Snail Fail.
May 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Don't quit your day job, Snail Fail.
Everyone said I was too. But look how times have changed. I'm rugged and attractive, like a male model, while you're a nightmare of pastel eyestrain. A face one would find on Fishney Junior.
May 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Everyone said I was too. But look how times have changed. I'm rugged and attractive, like a male model, while you're a nightmare of pastel eyestrain. A face one would find on Fishney Junior.
You must have been an ugly baby.
May 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
You must have been an ugly baby.
Wow, borrowing Pearl's mascara? Do you have her permission?
May 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Wow, borrowing Pearl's mascara? Do you have her permission?
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Ah, yes. I do have the best beauty regimen, after all. Getting a beautiful complexion like this is quite hard.
May 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Ah, yes. I do have the best beauty regimen, after all. Getting a beautiful complexion like this is quite hard.
Ah, yes. I do have the best beauty regimen, after all. Getting a beautiful complexion like this is quite hard.
May 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Ah, yes. I do have the best beauty regimen, after all. Getting a beautiful complexion like this is quite hard.
Stop snooping in my bathroom.
May 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Stop snooping in my bathroom.
Neither do you, BaldBob.
May 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Neither do you, BaldBob.
Maybe go get on learning it and get out of my hair.
May 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Maybe go get on learning it and get out of my hair.
Omeonesay oesn'tday understandway arcasmsay.
May 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Omeonesay oesn'tday understandway arcasmsay.
Trying to take a bath.
May 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Trying to take a bath.
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This isn't Google. Wait.
March 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This isn't Google. Wait.