Squidward Q. Tentacles - Superior Mind
@clarinetaficionado.bsky.social
Talented artist. Legendary musician. Works at a successful restaurant. Writer of the bestselling book "Tentacles: Eight Legs, Eight Lives."
(Parody account run by @killerquinn.bsky.social. Not affiliated with Nickelodeon in any way.)
(Parody account run by @killerquinn.bsky.social. Not affiliated with Nickelodeon in any way.)
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Hello, BlueSky. My name is Squidward. As a talented artist and musician, I figured it necessary to put my work out there to where more people can see it and bask in my glory, and this site seemed like an acceptable place.
Here's an astonishingly lifelike wax sculpture of myself I produced recently.
Here's an astonishingly lifelike wax sculpture of myself I produced recently.
My nose isn't "nsfw".
July 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My nose isn't "nsfw".
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Ah, yes. I do have the best beauty regimen, after all. Getting a beautiful complexion like this is quite hard.
May 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Ah, yes. I do have the best beauty regimen, after all. Getting a beautiful complexion like this is quite hard.
Wow, thanks SpongeBob! I do need more help! Next, I need the whole text of James Koi's Eelysses transcribed in Pig Latin!
Let me know if you need any more help 😎👍👍
May 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Wow, thanks SpongeBob! I do need more help! Next, I need the whole text of James Koi's Eelysses transcribed in Pig Latin!
Hey, how do I turn off notifications? I'm trying to take a bath.
@clarinetaficionado.bsky.social I MISS POSTING HERE WITH YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO US 😔😔😭😭
May 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Hey, how do I turn off notifications? I'm trying to take a bath.
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This isn't Google. Wait.
March 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This isn't Google. Wait.
Squidward Tentacles
March 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Squidward Tentacles
Stop making fun of my nose.
March 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Stop making fun of my nose.
Okay everyone, I'm taking a break from the internet for today. If anyone needs me, I'll be living under a new assumed identity for the rest of the day.
February 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Okay everyone, I'm taking a break from the internet for today. If anyone needs me, I'll be living under a new assumed identity for the rest of the day.
WAIT WHAT
EVERYONE! IT'S ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY!
February 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
WAIT WHAT
The new episode of #HouseFancy was great. Someday I'd love to get out of my tiki head and into one of those sunken pirate ships that seem to be so popular now.
February 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The new episode of #HouseFancy was great. Someday I'd love to get out of my tiki head and into one of those sunken pirate ships that seem to be so popular now.
Why is everyone on this website a baseball?
February 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Why is everyone on this website a baseball?
For the last time, the Krusty Krab doesn't take credit cards. Krabs can't bathe in your "fake money".
February 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
For the last time, the Krusty Krab doesn't take credit cards. Krabs can't bathe in your "fake money".
Don't come to the Krusty Krab. I don't want to deal with customers tomorrow. Call this a boycott. On my behalf.
It's not like the management is like, conservative or anything. He does Pride Month rebrands for the place just for SpongeBob. (Which, don't tell him I said this, is really sweet.)
It's not like the management is like, conservative or anything. He does Pride Month rebrands for the place just for SpongeBob. (Which, don't tell him I said this, is really sweet.)
February 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Don't come to the Krusty Krab. I don't want to deal with customers tomorrow. Call this a boycott. On my behalf.
It's not like the management is like, conservative or anything. He does Pride Month rebrands for the place just for SpongeBob. (Which, don't tell him I said this, is really sweet.)
It's not like the management is like, conservative or anything. He does Pride Month rebrands for the place just for SpongeBob. (Which, don't tell him I said this, is really sweet.)
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I can't practice my clarinet for five seconds without getting a noise complaint. What is wrong with these people? Don't they understand true art?
February 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I can't practice my clarinet for five seconds without getting a noise complaint. What is wrong with these people? Don't they understand true art?
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The latest of my masterpieces.
Desperation.
Note the neutral expression, truly grabbing the viewer and pushing them into a state of uneasiness.
Desperation.
Note the neutral expression, truly grabbing the viewer and pushing them into a state of uneasiness.
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The latest of my masterpieces.
Desperation.
Note the neutral expression, truly grabbing the viewer and pushing them into a state of uneasiness.
Desperation.
Note the neutral expression, truly grabbing the viewer and pushing them into a state of uneasiness.
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Hello, BlueSky. My name is Squidward. As a talented artist and musician, I figured it necessary to put my work out there to where more people can see it and bask in my glory, and this site seemed like an acceptable place.
Here's an astonishingly lifelike wax sculpture of myself I produced recently.
Here's an astonishingly lifelike wax sculpture of myself I produced recently.
February 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hello, BlueSky. My name is Squidward. As a talented artist and musician, I figured it necessary to put my work out there to where more people can see it and bask in my glory, and this site seemed like an acceptable place.
Here's an astonishingly lifelike wax sculpture of myself I produced recently.
Here's an astonishingly lifelike wax sculpture of myself I produced recently.
I can't practice my clarinet for five seconds without getting a noise complaint. What is wrong with these people? Don't they understand true art?
February 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I can't practice my clarinet for five seconds without getting a noise complaint. What is wrong with these people? Don't they understand true art?
The latest of my masterpieces.
Desperation.
Note the neutral expression, truly grabbing the viewer and pushing them into a state of uneasiness.
Desperation.
Note the neutral expression, truly grabbing the viewer and pushing them into a state of uneasiness.
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The latest of my masterpieces.
Desperation.
Note the neutral expression, truly grabbing the viewer and pushing them into a state of uneasiness.
Desperation.
Note the neutral expression, truly grabbing the viewer and pushing them into a state of uneasiness.
Hello, BlueSky. My name is Squidward. As a talented artist and musician, I figured it necessary to put my work out there to where more people can see it and bask in my glory, and this site seemed like an acceptable place.
Here's an astonishingly lifelike wax sculpture of myself I produced recently.
Here's an astonishingly lifelike wax sculpture of myself I produced recently.
February 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hello, BlueSky. My name is Squidward. As a talented artist and musician, I figured it necessary to put my work out there to where more people can see it and bask in my glory, and this site seemed like an acceptable place.
Here's an astonishingly lifelike wax sculpture of myself I produced recently.
Here's an astonishingly lifelike wax sculpture of myself I produced recently.