Clare Bear
@clarebearslc.bsky.social
UK girl living in SLC with my wife! Cheese expert......eater. Lover of skies, mountains and nature.
A mix of cute piggies(I will comment on your piggies cuteness) , humour and (sadly) politics. Will reference random comedy quotes and DS9.
No random DMs
A mix of cute piggies(I will comment on your piggies cuteness) , humour and (sadly) politics. Will reference random comedy quotes and DS9.
No random DMs
No Enterprise? But.....its BEEN a LONG ROOOOOOAAAAAAD!!!!
August 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
No Enterprise? But.....its BEEN a LONG ROOOOOOAAAAAAD!!!!
How dare they take the pride of owning people away and replacing it with shame of owning people.
These people are literally the worst and couldn't possibly learn from history if they tried.
These people are literally the worst and couldn't possibly learn from history if they tried.
August 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
How dare they take the pride of owning people away and replacing it with shame of owning people.
These people are literally the worst and couldn't possibly learn from history if they tried.
These people are literally the worst and couldn't possibly learn from history if they tried.
Shart of the deal more like!
August 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Shart of the deal more like!
I was excited earlier in the markdown area when I found bacon. Turned over the pack.....cinnamon toast crunch flavour. #ImTooBritishForThisShiz
August 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I was excited earlier in the markdown area when I found bacon. Turned over the pack.....cinnamon toast crunch flavour. #ImTooBritishForThisShiz
And no NYC? That's interesting (it's early and my eyes are blurry). But Mormon mecha is on here? Shows what Dog n Jebus are doing for our crime rates!
August 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
And no NYC? That's interesting (it's early and my eyes are blurry). But Mormon mecha is on here? Shows what Dog n Jebus are doing for our crime rates!
I once looked up to see if a storm was named after me. No "Hurricane Clare"......but there is a "tropical depression Clare"! It doesn't not make sense! 🤣😂🤣
August 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I once looked up to see if a storm was named after me. No "Hurricane Clare"......but there is a "tropical depression Clare"! It doesn't not make sense! 🤣😂🤣
I feel like it's gonna taste like those cheap tubey shots you used to get. I agree with instant headache.
I do miss getting cans of jack Daniel's cocktails and other cocktails in a can at the supermarket. Brit now living in Utah.
I do miss getting cans of jack Daniel's cocktails and other cocktails in a can at the supermarket. Brit now living in Utah.
August 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I feel like it's gonna taste like those cheap tubey shots you used to get. I agree with instant headache.
I do miss getting cans of jack Daniel's cocktails and other cocktails in a can at the supermarket. Brit now living in Utah.
I do miss getting cans of jack Daniel's cocktails and other cocktails in a can at the supermarket. Brit now living in Utah.
Or when someone uses "the the" in a sentence because it went onto the next line and your brain didn't figure it out!
August 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Or when someone uses "the the" in a sentence because it went onto the next line and your brain didn't figure it out!
🤣😂🤣 I read it the same and was like "Im IN!". But also sewing bee is great!
August 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🤣😂🤣 I read it the same and was like "Im IN!". But also sewing bee is great!
Absolutely NOTHING from piratebay! Obviously!
August 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Absolutely NOTHING from piratebay! Obviously!
Hahaha! You beat me to it! #PrettyNiiiice
August 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hahaha! You beat me to it! #PrettyNiiiice
I work on a supermarket cheese counter and take samples to employees. I always tell them this! 🤣😂🤣
August 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I work on a supermarket cheese counter and take samples to employees. I always tell them this! 🤣😂🤣
Imagine there was an old adage or saying or something that might clue them in. Prevention is better than cure? Anyone? Anyone?
a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a blackboard and saying `` anyone ? '' .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a blackboard and saying `` anyone ? '' .
media.tenor.com
August 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Imagine there was an old adage or saying or something that might clue them in. Prevention is better than cure? Anyone? Anyone?
Proud poop walkin'!
August 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Proud poop walkin'!
Every time I see JFC I think "Jebus Fried Chicken?!" And giggle!
August 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every time I see JFC I think "Jebus Fried Chicken?!" And giggle!
Amazing! 😂🤣😂🤣 🏳️⚧️💜
August 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Amazing! 😂🤣😂🤣 🏳️⚧️💜
*clears throat in sarcasm*
I'm just shocked that after all Trumpster's efforts, he couldn't stop all the mess that Biden made last term 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I'm just shocked that after all Trumpster's efforts, he couldn't stop all the mess that Biden made last term 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
July 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
*clears throat in sarcasm*
I'm just shocked that after all Trumpster's efforts, he couldn't stop all the mess that Biden made last term 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I'm just shocked that after all Trumpster's efforts, he couldn't stop all the mess that Biden made last term 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Every time I see this my brain reads "David Bow-tie". Do with that what you will! 🙃
July 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Every time I see this my brain reads "David Bow-tie". Do with that what you will! 🙃
🤣😂🤣😂
Also valid for pharmacists. Worked in one as a teen and I would get notes to do tasks and I couldn't tell what it said!
Also valid for pharmacists. Worked in one as a teen and I would get notes to do tasks and I couldn't tell what it said!
July 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
🤣😂🤣😂
Also valid for pharmacists. Worked in one as a teen and I would get notes to do tasks and I couldn't tell what it said!
Also valid for pharmacists. Worked in one as a teen and I would get notes to do tasks and I couldn't tell what it said!
In the early 90s, the UK had Tab Clear. I was obsessed. Even though we never even had Tab. Like not ever! Early 90s was best for weird stuff!
July 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
In the early 90s, the UK had Tab Clear. I was obsessed. Even though we never even had Tab. Like not ever! Early 90s was best for weird stuff!
As long as it happens after Sunday. I have vacation booked til then!
kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain .
ALT: kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain .
media.tenor.com
July 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
As long as it happens after Sunday. I have vacation booked til then!
MOTHERRR?
NOT MOTHERRR?
(Dirty Rotten Scoundrels! A classic)
NOT MOTHERRR?
(Dirty Rotten Scoundrels! A classic)
July 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
MOTHERRR?
NOT MOTHERRR?
(Dirty Rotten Scoundrels! A classic)
NOT MOTHERRR?
(Dirty Rotten Scoundrels! A classic)