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Clare Bear
@clarebearslc.bsky.social
UK girl living in SLC with my wife! Cheese expert......eater. Lover of skies, mountains and nature.

A mix of cute piggies(I will comment on your piggies cuteness) , humour and (sadly) politics. Will reference random comedy quotes and DS9.

No random DMs
But also wtf is this? It honestly looks like a Trump on Acid portrait and I can't unsee it.
July 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Jumping jack
July 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My first computer! Wasn't cool enough to have a commodore!
July 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just dawned on me that Minky Couture could just be wholesome escorts for Mormons! #BestHugsEver #SLC
July 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This was taken on Tuesday evening. Our foster, Mabel, taking her longest walk ever (her legs are so tiny 🥲) to the duck pond.
June 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My morning view did not suck!
June 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Ok, so I foster a corgi for 1 night & bluesky gives me a bunch of corgi posts in my feed? 😂 I 💙 it!

For reference my wife just started working at a doggy daycare. This beaut was sadly left by her owner & was sad in the boarding kennels for 3 weeks. We will spend as much of our free time with her!
June 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The wife works at a doggy day care for 2 weeks, and comes home with Maple. We will be fostering her for a bit to give her a break from boarding there while they find her a forever home. She's clearly not unhappy about the stay at Lesbian Towers! And she's intrigued by the piggies.
June 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Not my artwork. But couldn't miss this photo op! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️
June 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Ok idea for a new Independence Day movie:

Will Smith agrees NOT to punch the first alien that does this........
June 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
That cap, though!
June 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I see what you did there!
June 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Actual footage......
June 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is the bullshit that Walmart has produced. I just can't with these companies!
June 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I saw nice mushrooms at my bus stop. My brain said "here are some nice mushrooms" and then took them to show you! Lol!
June 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm 4th of July READY!
June 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Omg like Buffalo Bill presents: Muppet Man? #TheHorror
June 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
June 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
June 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I'm more of a gateway chicken person myself!
May 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
One of my all time favourite Lansbury looks!
May 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It's an old one in my photos. That was the best £1 pipe that ever there was. Do your best/worst!
May 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
#FuckWalmart and all who shop there.
May 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This is fucking appalling. #FuckWalmart
May 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My phone notification today. I only turned 47 on Thursday for goodness sake! #Liberties 😂🤣😂🤣
May 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM