Clare Balding
clarebalding.bsky.social
Clare Balding
@clarebalding.bsky.social
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Why the fuck are golf balls attracted to sand and water, but not to hundreds of square metres of lush grass?
March 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Why the fuck do energy-saving lightbulbs, that claim to last for ten years, always die after about three years?
February 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Why the fuck aren't the use-by dates on eggs printed so that you can fucking read them?
January 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Why the fuck are microwaves so bloody noisy - it's the middle of the night, do you need to tell the whole world that I'm a greedy pig?
December 10, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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Why the fuck are banks allowed to RAISE the rate they charge on mortgages, but CUT the rate they pay on savings accounts, when the central bank CUTS interest rates?
November 25, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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Why the fuck do people think that being "offended" gives them magical powers to tell everyone else what to do?
November 26, 2024 at 7:03 AM
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Why the fuck don't delivery people knock or use the doorbell any more?
November 24, 2024 at 7:26 PM