Why The Fuck?
@whythefuck.bsky.social
This account isn't "politically correct", because no self-respecting person is. So if you're the kind of whiny-assed bitch that is bothered by that, may I politely request that you fuck off and follow someone else. I thank you :-)
Why the fuck do courier companies try to collect items in the mornings, when you've told them that you're only available in the afternoons - surely they're only wasting their own time and money?
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Why the fuck do courier companies try to collect items in the mornings, when you've told them that you're only available in the afternoons - surely they're only wasting their own time and money?
Why the fuck don't doctors actually treat you anymore - no matter what your ailment they just send you for a blood test #I'mNotAFuckingDartboard
August 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Why the fuck don't doctors actually treat you anymore - no matter what your ailment they just send you for a blood test #I'mNotAFuckingDartboard
Why the fuck do toasters leave part of the toast untouched white, while making other parts cremated black?
August 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Why the fuck do toasters leave part of the toast untouched white, while making other parts cremated black?
Why the fuck does Outlook think that when I click the "Report this message as phishing" button what I want is for them to just move this (dangerous) email into my "Junk Email" folder? I then have to do the exact same process again for it to understand that I want this (dangerous) email deleted. #FFS
July 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Why the fuck does Outlook think that when I click the "Report this message as phishing" button what I want is for them to just move this (dangerous) email into my "Junk Email" folder? I then have to do the exact same process again for it to understand that I want this (dangerous) email deleted. #FFS
Why the fuck do website bots (or automated phone lines) ask you a list of questions, given that the human you eventually get through to always asks you the same damn questions?
July 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Why the fuck do website bots (or automated phone lines) ask you a list of questions, given that the human you eventually get through to always asks you the same damn questions?
Why the fuck do morning people bounce out of bed as soon as the alarm goes off? They should feel shit like the rest of us until they've had a coffee, like God intended.
July 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Why the fuck do morning people bounce out of bed as soon as the alarm goes off? They should feel shit like the rest of us until they've had a coffee, like God intended.
Why the fuck is Donald Trump literally orange?
June 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Why the fuck is Donald Trump literally orange?
Why the fuck do people prefer waiting over two hours for barely-cooked, illness-inducing, BBQ meat rather than using the microwave to cook it properly in minutes?
June 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Why the fuck do people prefer waiting over two hours for barely-cooked, illness-inducing, BBQ meat rather than using the microwave to cook it properly in minutes?
Why the fuck does my microwave randomly make my food either: a) lukewarm or b) hotter than the surface of the fucking sun?
May 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Why the fuck does my microwave randomly make my food either: a) lukewarm or b) hotter than the surface of the fucking sun?
Why the fuck do companies keep interrupting the hold music (that is there to pacify you) to tell you that you're still on hold (which does the exact opposite of pacifying you)? #FFS
May 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Why the fuck do companies keep interrupting the hold music (that is there to pacify you) to tell you that you're still on hold (which does the exact opposite of pacifying you)? #FFS
Why the fuck can't pedestrians take responsibility for their own safety, instead of cars being made to drive ever more slowly to cater for those too stupid to use their own eyes?
May 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Why the fuck can't pedestrians take responsibility for their own safety, instead of cars being made to drive ever more slowly to cater for those too stupid to use their own eyes?
Why the fuck aren't the makers of heartburn medicine forced to drink their disgusting creation, in the hope that they then might make it slightly less rancid?
May 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why the fuck aren't the makers of heartburn medicine forced to drink their disgusting creation, in the hope that they then might make it slightly less rancid?
Why the fuck is it literally impossible to resist Milk Chocolate Hobnobs?
April 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Why the fuck is it literally impossible to resist Milk Chocolate Hobnobs?
Why the fuck don't the seals of resealable food packaging ever line up so that you can actually reseal the fucking thing?
April 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why the fuck don't the seals of resealable food packaging ever line up so that you can actually reseal the fucking thing?
Why the fuck do shoelaces randomly untie themselves, and yet when you try to untie them they go into the knot from hell?
April 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Why the fuck do shoelaces randomly untie themselves, and yet when you try to untie them they go into the knot from hell?
Why the fuck does tin foil become utterly useless after being in the fridge for more than two days, given that it is specifically designed to wrap food?
April 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Why the fuck does tin foil become utterly useless after being in the fridge for more than two days, given that it is specifically designed to wrap food?
Why the fuck does my printer refuse to print in black and white when only the grey ink cartridge is empty?
April 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Why the fuck does my printer refuse to print in black and white when only the grey ink cartridge is empty?
Why the fuck is anyone surprised that placing large tariffs on other countries will cause them to reciprocate?
April 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Why the fuck is anyone surprised that placing large tariffs on other countries will cause them to reciprocate?
Why the fuck do wasps try to pick a fight with me, given that I'll happily kill every single one of those waspy bastards if I have to?
April 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Why the fuck do wasps try to pick a fight with me, given that I'll happily kill every single one of those waspy bastards if I have to?
Why the fuck does whichever sports team I support (THFC/NYY/Miami Dolphins) have to set new records of incompetence by constantly pulling defeat from the jaws of victory?
April 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Why the fuck does whichever sports team I support (THFC/NYY/Miami Dolphins) have to set new records of incompetence by constantly pulling defeat from the jaws of victory?
Why the fuck does anyone think that having billionaires decide on tax cuts for the rich isn't a blatant conflict of interest?
April 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Why the fuck does anyone think that having billionaires decide on tax cuts for the rich isn't a blatant conflict of interest?
Why the fuck does parcel tracking only give you any information once the parcel has been delivered (i.e. exactly at the point where you no longer care about "tracking")?
March 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Why the fuck does parcel tracking only give you any information once the parcel has been delivered (i.e. exactly at the point where you no longer care about "tracking")?
Why the fuck does chasing the girl in films lead to romance, whereas in real life it just leads to a restraining order? #AskingForAFriend
March 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Why the fuck does chasing the girl in films lead to romance, whereas in real life it just leads to a restraining order? #AskingForAFriend
Why the fuck do some people struggle to understand the concept of "agree to disagree"?
March 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Why the fuck do some people struggle to understand the concept of "agree to disagree"?