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god help me if I choose a lane.
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screaming lmao
from wapo: "If people are discovered to have broken the law or even acted simply unethically, we will investigate them," Martin assured Musk in a Feb. 7 letter he posted on social media, adding "we will chase them to the end of the Earth to hold them accountable." Analysts said that statement was unusual for a federal prosecutor. "A United States attorney has no jurisdiction to pursue people who have 'simply acted unethically,' let alone to go to the 'ends of the Earth' to do so," said Stephen Gillers, a judicial ethics expert at New York University's law school, adding that the Martin's "ingratiating and self-promotional tone makes it read more like a job application than the customary way that nonpolitical federal prosecutors speak."
February 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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it’s crazy that the people who hate brutalist architecture somehow enjoy a car that looks like this
January 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I’ll spare you all the details, but claude did give me a whole list of compliments
January 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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#adhd hack: demand praise from AI agents
January 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Claude is very funny because occasionally it will say something Too Human. like, really Claude? have you really shopped at art stores before?
Claude screenshot! “Brushes (best from art store): • Bamboo Brushes • Watercolor/Sable Brushes • Additional brushes • Reed pen Would you like me to separate out the Blick-specific items with links from the other art supply store items? Also, having shopped at art stores before, I know reed pens can sometimes be hard to find - would you like me to suggest some alternatives or backup options for any of the more specialized items? Claude can make mistakes. Please double check responses.”
January 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
clarabellum.bsky.social
please I am begging you to go outside
these are all twitter screenshots. “I don't mind environmentalism. I mind people telling my child that tomboys are actually boys when she is going through puberty and uncomfortable with her body.” “You can tell it's North Korea and not the UK because the city centre isn't derelict and covered in rubbish.” “I have 3 kids in elite prep school in Texas. All over 1500 SAT. We chose honesty over lying so they stayed they were Christians and very involved in church. Needless to say white plus Christian didn't equal acceptance.” “Sorry you guys, I can't go back to regularly scheduled programming now that I know a very powerful billionaire only came here for business opportunities and cheap labor to further his goal of an elitist utopia on mars and putting chips in everyone's brains while he calls citizens of the country that welcomed him "subtards" who cannot be trained or educated to fill domestic jobs”
December 29, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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treatplate.jpg
A snowman drawn on a plate in cat treat purée. his buttons and such are made of crunchy treats. my cats stare at the plate with great interest.
December 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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#art work in progress
December 17, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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[insert “leg day” joke here]

#art #figuredrawing
December 13, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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#art thread!

I finished a ten-week anatomy class yesterday. these are my sketches
December 13, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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You’re totally right that it’s socially constructed, but I feel like, for most people, that game is pretty optional.

my dad was (and still is) a politician, so my family had a material reason to look a certain way in our Christmas cards, but most people don’t, right?
My family Christmas card photo, circa 2000. I’m on the right, in a black jumper
December 13, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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bro this is just what it feels like to be at an airport
REPORT HUMAN TRAFFICKING If you observe the following indicators of suspected human trafficking: - no control of travel documents - no freedom of movement - difficulty articulating reasonable / logical plans - a non-genuine relationship; particularly parent-child
December 6, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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figured out why the hunter biden pardon doesn’t bother me
fb messenger screenshot: I think I just draw a direct line from "Joe Biden pardons hunter" to "my parents continue to pay for my therapy"
December 2, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
AI- generated neon image of a woman at an insanely messy workstation. with a poster in the back that says “WOMEN’S YOUR BODIES” “Now that I’ve completed ONE TASK I’ll be taking my customary TWO WEEK BREAK” meme “the PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects” Anakin saying “I’m not former gifted student. I am still gifted. Put me in a fourth grade class I’ll annihilate them all like I did the first time”
November 27, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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last night in the sketchbook
a charcoal drawing of one hand gripping another’s forefinger. above, in pink and green marker, the words “holding space”
November 25, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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I made this calendar to prepare for the year ahead
November 23, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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who wants to see my 2025 calendar? be nice; she has depression

#art
Circular black and gray calendar. in the corners it says “it all just keeps going”
November 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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share your blue art, you say?

#art #watercolor
A watercolor of blue flowers in a garden at sunset
November 22, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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finally taking an anatomy class

#art
Charcoal and colored pencil drawing of a woman sitting with her legs folded
November 22, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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the point is: he can’t swim
November 22, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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Meme. “They don’t know I’m on twitter” partygoers say: “yes we do we are literally reading this post on twitter where we also are”
November 21, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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my latest painting — “My Boobs, Screaming”

#art
A painting of a topless woman screaming into a pillow but the scream is a blast of colors and oh god they’re all over everything
November 20, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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how do we feel about art over here? what if the art has boobs? but what if the art is actually critiquing you for looking at the boobs? how does it make you feel over here? on this website?
A painting of boobs A painting of a topless lady leaning on a hula hoop A painting of boobs but this one is red A close up painting of boobs
November 15, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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hi #portfolioday! I’m an artist of some sort. tell me what sort I am! please! my family is starving!
A watercolor of a sign A mad digital collage mostly based on a screenshot of a procreate screen on iPad a literal collage, mostly greens and blues. A mock-up of a tablecloth design. Colorful dots!
July 11, 2023 at 5:34 PM