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Jennifer Delaney
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Low King of the Dwarves.
And rightly so.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
So some of his siblings would? ;-)
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
You could set up a hotline and it’d be overwhelmed, but he’s probably hiding behind the sofa.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Ireland. I used to say “half two”, but I now live in the Netherlands so say “two thirty pm” or “fourteen 30”, because half two is half one and there’s too much confusion.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Yeah, there’s always stuff where you’re going “hahahahhaha… NO!”
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The Ikea 365 tupperware is amazing. They thought it all through, 10/10.
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oh, I will. *smiles sweetly*
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
French geography is great for pub quiz questions!
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Réunion, surely?
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
“Now”?
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Bereaved friend is K, I’m guessing? My love and thoughts to you both.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Limburg parliament has already been petitioned by 11 political parties to restore the plaques outside the cemetery for the time being.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We have voted to banish @happydisciple.bsky.social from the breakfast queue because a) his awful jokes and b) he is next in line for bacon and eggs.
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
On the other hand, the chef is playing his Eurovision playlist, so it may not be long…
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I think that makes them tacos.
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Someone is FABULOUS and not scared of letting you know it!
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Of course not.

It’s clearly a nigiri.
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Those are not sandwiches.
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
To follow on from yesterday, Vatican Cow wishes to announce that all sandwiches are valid, but only if they have a top slice. Without, it’s just a canapé. @cunobaros.bsky.social @bjornfr.bsky.social @sierrakim.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
No-one expects, etc, etc.
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Vatican Cow decrees that all condiments are valid as long as you keep the horseradish and mustard away from her.
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Oh, I thought they’d changed them for Halloween! Damn.
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM