Chris Lalonde
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It took me a second or two, but then I laughed WAY too hard at this one. 🤣
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
It took me a second or two, but then I laughed WAY too hard at this one. 🤣
In best Jeff Foxworthy voice:
If you are concerned enough about potential future criminal charges from the ICC that you proactively threaten sanctions against the ICC and its members so as to try to intimidate them and prevent future charges from being filed… then you might be a war criminal.
If you are concerned enough about potential future criminal charges from the ICC that you proactively threaten sanctions against the ICC and its members so as to try to intimidate them and prevent future charges from being filed… then you might be a war criminal.
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
In best Jeff Foxworthy voice:
If you are concerned enough about potential future criminal charges from the ICC that you proactively threaten sanctions against the ICC and its members so as to try to intimidate them and prevent future charges from being filed… then you might be a war criminal.
If you are concerned enough about potential future criminal charges from the ICC that you proactively threaten sanctions against the ICC and its members so as to try to intimidate them and prevent future charges from being filed… then you might be a war criminal.
In what world would anyone have imagined that in the same day POTUS would call for the execution of sitting members of Congress AND announce that the US Coast Guard would no longer ban the display of the swastika as it is *only* a “potentially divisive” symbol w/o the Cabinet invoking the 25th?
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
In what world would anyone have imagined that in the same day POTUS would call for the execution of sitting members of Congress AND announce that the US Coast Guard would no longer ban the display of the swastika as it is *only* a “potentially divisive” symbol w/o the Cabinet invoking the 25th?
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Thought experiment: what do you think would happen if your local police chief announced that henceforth, they would be shifting the majority of their resources to crack down on underage drinking. Three things would logically follow:
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Thought experiment: what do you think would happen if your local police chief announced that henceforth, they would be shifting the majority of their resources to crack down on underage drinking. Three things would logically follow:
Who could have possibly foreseen that criminals would start posing as unbadged, masked, armed militia, sorry ICE members to take retribution on their rivals or undertake other illegal actions?
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Who could have possibly foreseen that criminals would start posing as unbadged, masked, armed militia, sorry ICE members to take retribution on their rivals or undertake other illegal actions?
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell
October 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell
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This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
This is absolutely beautiful and so heartwarming!
South Korea: #NoKings! Thousands of people came to show support to the US democracy!
October 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is absolutely beautiful and so heartwarming!
By the way - anyone notice how gas prices has gone through the roof in the last couple of weeks? Trump admin is finding ways to hit people economically in every way possible. So so so much winning!
October 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
By the way - anyone notice how gas prices has gone through the roof in the last couple of weeks? Trump admin is finding ways to hit people economically in every way possible. So so so much winning!
Is Mike Tirico drunk? Commentating on fans going up the stairs?!?!?
October 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is Mike Tirico drunk? Commentating on fans going up the stairs?!?!?
I really miss my BlueSky feed from a month ago when my Sunday feed was nothing but NFL news and game thoughts because Trump was nowhere to be seen due to his serious health issues. Now his and his proxies are going full Nazi across X, the Sunday circuit, and @ the Navy so my NFL mellow is harshed.
October 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I really miss my BlueSky feed from a month ago when my Sunday feed was nothing but NFL news and game thoughts because Trump was nowhere to be seen due to his serious health issues. Now his and his proxies are going full Nazi across X, the Sunday circuit, and @ the Navy so my NFL mellow is harshed.
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If a federal judge, appointed by Trump, can call him “simply untethered to facts,” our White House press corps can as well.
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October 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If a federal judge, appointed by Trump, can call him “simply untethered to facts,” our White House press corps can as well.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
I’m going to propose Project 2026 - a nationwide effort to force a recall of the 2024 election results so as to remove this disastrous administration mid-term. Trump’s actions the last week and his public embrace of Project 2025 which is nearly universally disliked opened the door. #Project2026
October 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I’m going to propose Project 2026 - a nationwide effort to force a recall of the 2024 election results so as to remove this disastrous administration mid-term. Trump’s actions the last week and his public embrace of Project 2025 which is nearly universally disliked opened the door. #Project2026
Wouldn’t be surprised if when all is said and done this weekend that there were more turnovers in NFL games than on any other weekend in history. Seems like every fourth or fifth play on RedZone is a fumble, interception, or blocked kick!
September 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Wouldn’t be surprised if when all is said and done this weekend that there were more turnovers in NFL games than on any other weekend in history. Seems like every fourth or fifth play on RedZone is a fumble, interception, or blocked kick!
I bought my first 100 shares of DIS with money I made mowing lawns as a teen. Held those shares for decades despite their underperformance - that ended today. The irony that a company that stood up to fascism by making satirical cartoons is now caving to fascists is rich.
September 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I bought my first 100 shares of DIS with money I made mowing lawns as a teen. Held those shares for decades despite their underperformance - that ended today. The irony that a company that stood up to fascism by making satirical cartoons is now caving to fascists is rich.
If you had asked me last year I would not have had the Fed Chair warning about stagflation, the FCC censoring free speech, the armed National Guard occupying cities, the FBI & DOJ protecting pedophiles, and the VP joking about murdering fisherman on my BINGO card.
September 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
If you had asked me last year I would not have had the Fed Chair warning about stagflation, the FCC censoring free speech, the armed National Guard occupying cities, the FBI & DOJ protecting pedophiles, and the VP joking about murdering fisherman on my BINGO card.
Johnson: lets’s turn down the heat and hateful, violent rhetoric
Trump: hold my Diet Coke…
Trump: hold my Diet Coke…
"Let's put her with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her, okay? Let's see how she feels about it, you know, when the guns are trained on her face."
— Donald Trump, October 31, 2024
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— Donald Trump, October 31, 2024
( ht: @luiszanger.bsky.social )
September 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Johnson: lets’s turn down the heat and hateful, violent rhetoric
Trump: hold my Diet Coke…
Trump: hold my Diet Coke…
I’ve read numerous articles across a wide variety of news sources that cover the firings of gov employees, or using gov to attack those, who “celebrated” or didn’t sufficiently decry the shooting of Kirk. None have pointed out that those efforts blatantly violate the First Amendment. We are lost.
September 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I’ve read numerous articles across a wide variety of news sources that cover the firings of gov employees, or using gov to attack those, who “celebrated” or didn’t sufficiently decry the shooting of Kirk. None have pointed out that those efforts blatantly violate the First Amendment. We are lost.
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The DOJ is now saying they don’t want to name Epstein’s friends. First, we already now that Epstein called himself Trump’s best friend. Second, the DOJ is now officially on the record as wanting to protect pedophiles. It has lost what little credibility Bondi hadn’t already destroyed.
September 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The DOJ is now saying they don’t want to name Epstein’s friends. First, we already now that Epstein called himself Trump’s best friend. Second, the DOJ is now officially on the record as wanting to protect pedophiles. It has lost what little credibility Bondi hadn’t already destroyed.
I have no issue, and find no fault, with people who either aren't smart or are uneducated. They lack the resources necessary to be informed. It is the willfully ignorant or purposefully disingenuous with whom I have a real problem.
September 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I have no issue, and find no fault, with people who either aren't smart or are uneducated. They lack the resources necessary to be informed. It is the willfully ignorant or purposefully disingenuous with whom I have a real problem.
Just a reminder that bone spurs don’t just miraculously go away on their own. One would have to have surgery. Who wants to bet as to whether or not Trump could produce medical records that he had them removed after the threat of the Vietnam draft went away?
August 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just a reminder that bone spurs don’t just miraculously go away on their own. One would have to have surgery. Who wants to bet as to whether or not Trump could produce medical records that he had them removed after the threat of the Vietnam draft went away?
The cruelty, intimidation, and suppression are the point - a feature and not a bug of this administration.
August 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The cruelty, intimidation, and suppression are the point - a feature and not a bug of this administration.
If Trump really cared about crime, then he wouldn't be in business with one of the largest money-launderers in the world. But he doesn't care about crime, this country, or you so he is in bed with criminals and has already profited to the tune of $4.5 billion so far.
www.wsj.com/finance/curr...
www.wsj.com/finance/curr...
The Recipe Behind the Trump Family’s Crypto Riches: PancakeSwap
The under-the-radar trading platform is quietly administered by Binance, the world’s largest crypto exchange, whose founder is seeking a pardon from President Trump.
www.wsj.com
August 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If Trump really cared about crime, then he wouldn't be in business with one of the largest money-launderers in the world. But he doesn't care about crime, this country, or you so he is in bed with criminals and has already profited to the tune of $4.5 billion so far.
www.wsj.com/finance/curr...
www.wsj.com/finance/curr...