silksong special announcement

drew up some schizophrenic music theory ramblings in MS paint for a friend

i forgot my roblox avatar is house MD garchomp and got jumpscared

this is me if i was a steam deck. if you even care

if i was a fighting game character my poke would be a sound based projectile where a close friend is venting to me about feeling unlovable & i say "omg babe :(( you're a total catch, i promise. like, i'd date you in a heartbeat if you ever asked!", dealing minor chip dmg & pushing them back slightly

artists, show your range

there really ought to be a metal bracelet permanently around my ankle that violently shocks me whenever i think of doing mouth trumpet

sulking about unrequited t4t lesbian romance this morning so figured i may as well learn myself some basic jazz harmony while im at it

(but not for me)

she simon on my gar till i funkel

imo john lennon is a great litmus test for whether you're one of those "i believe in rehabilitative justice unless you commit one of the Bad™ crimes that i dont like, in which case i think you should be skinned alive" leftists.

sometimes when i'm jacking off in the shower i like to do it with just my wrists and imagine i'm getting a hoofjob from a clumsy deergirl

excited as hell for the eventual JPEGMAFIA x Morrissey collab album

i got into pokemon for the first time at like 21 which means i like it in a more nuanced and valid way than everyone else. charizard is boring. anthropomorphic and object-based designs are cool. follow for more revolutionary takes

oh you can't post videos yet? this is so unfortunate i was just about to post the cure for cancer in video form but got so frustrated when i couldn't that i accidentally deleted it. sorry guys

local plant is very cute

my mum is so cool