@captainbionic.bsky.social Aye aye, Cap'n! Bloody long time no see 🙂 Hope all's well in your world ☺️

Hi friends!

I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.

The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

I'm Barbara, a boy cat with a girl's name. It doesn't bother me but some humans get confused by it. This is my first post here. My human, Betty, will be helping me, Janet and Amanda to write every day. We will also share photos. We are looking forward to being here. I hope you like us.

I'm Amanda and this is my first post here. I've lived at the allotments for a year and I love it. I share the veranda with Barbara, a boy cat with a girl's name. I'm getting used to him but I prefer humans to other cats.

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

“Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?” Tammy Duckworth on CNN is not having this “no women in combat” thing from Sec of Defense pick and war crimes enthusiast Pete Hegseth

I think the best part may be that you can’t tell if The Onion has taken over yet.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Right then. So be it. Hello Bluesky ☺️