Claire Haus
@clairehaus.bsky.social
Stand-up. Writer. Unintentional language coach.
Reposted by Claire Haus
"Every week, a fresh crop of you forty-something corporate marauders comes on pilgrimage like I’m your personal Annapurna. I’m a two-mile gravel slope with a play area, Carl."
Your Local Hiking Trail Has Had It with You People
Hey, it’s me, the closest trail to the metropolis, and I’m begging you to take your midlife crisis elsewhere. Every week, a fresh crop of you forty...
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October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Every week, a fresh crop of you forty-something corporate marauders comes on pilgrimage like I’m your personal Annapurna. I’m a two-mile gravel slope with a play area, Carl."