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gucci belt my pants sag til the meat show
Like okay you cannot have worn this to fight people. You can’t have put this on anticipating a battle
May 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Warriors sign new guard
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May 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Pope who’s probably tasted Jeppson’s Malört
May 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
May 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How it feels to take significantly more than the recommended amount of NyQuil
May 7, 2025 at 10:15 AM
May 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
GP2 out tonight
May 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
May 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
…Turkish
May 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
When the horror movie has the leads retreating into a building which is then assailed by outside forces
April 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
April 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
How it feels to make your girlfriend sit with you in the park while you brick form 3s for 2 hours
April 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Do you think love can bloom, even on a basketball court?
April 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I had to make a couple bands by my lonely
January 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Driving down the 101 today
December 16, 2024 at 9:05 PM
December 15, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Last night we let the Yao Ming talk
December 9, 2024 at 7:49 AM
The face of an econ major
November 22, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Rewatching Back To The Future and let’s just say I would’ve handled the circumstances a little differently
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
ART FAIL: David Production studio budget cuts mean that the animators REUSED this tie design for two unrelated characters! LAZY!
August 9, 2023 at 6:24 PM
this kind of smart walkable mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most cities in america
August 7, 2023 at 2:24 AM
i propose shaq/kobe as jungian archetype
July 31, 2023 at 6:42 PM
ham and turkey going on my fucking Sandwich
July 7, 2023 at 10:18 PM
reading de beauvoir’s section on the condition of married women
July 7, 2023 at 5:55 PM
twitter cracking apart
July 6, 2023 at 2:58 AM