clayton
@claayton.bsky.social
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clayton
@claayton.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Basically I’m Clayton
Sabrina Carpenter makes being 4’10 in heels sound so fun
September 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Sabrina Carpenter makes being 4’10 in heels sound so fun
took too many zyns in a row. mouth tastes like blood award
September 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
took too many zyns in a row. mouth tastes like blood award
yesterday i took slightly too long to unbutton my girlfriend’s weird tunic shirt thing so she started humming the Jeopardy theme
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
yesterday i took slightly too long to unbutton my girlfriend’s weird tunic shirt thing so she started humming the Jeopardy theme
David Duchovny lowkey looks like Richard Gere
May 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
David Duchovny lowkey looks like Richard Gere
My gf was singing some unreleased Lana Del Rey and I started singing along with her and she stopped and then she called me a whore
May 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My gf was singing some unreleased Lana Del Rey and I started singing along with her and she stopped and then she called me a whore
We should let seals vote. They are extremely intelligent
May 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We should let seals vote. They are extremely intelligent
Your girl must be a classic vine the way she rode and worked my head
May 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Your girl must be a classic vine the way she rode and worked my head
I’ve ruminated a little further on this. It was not chance and never could have been. There’s no god in the NBA this shit is rigged
God loves Nico Harrison
May 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’ve ruminated a little further on this. It was not chance and never could have been. There’s no god in the NBA this shit is rigged
Dude they read that lottery ball and Cooper Flagg looked like he wanted to fucking kill himself
May 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Dude they read that lottery ball and Cooper Flagg looked like he wanted to fucking kill himself
Google search why does Chet Holmgren talk like that
May 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Google search why does Chet Holmgren talk like that
In college I got pink eye in both eyes from swimming in a 3 foot deep stagnant-water desert pool and then I intentionally gave it to my roommate because I hated him and he deserved to suffer
May 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
In college I got pink eye in both eyes from swimming in a 3 foot deep stagnant-water desert pool and then I intentionally gave it to my roommate because I hated him and he deserved to suffer
Like okay you cannot have worn this to fight people. You can’t have put this on anticipating a battle
May 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Like okay you cannot have worn this to fight people. You can’t have put this on anticipating a battle
A pear is sort of like if an apple was changed in several ways
May 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
A pear is sort of like if an apple was changed in several ways
Woke DC sniper: Before we proceed I would like to first acknowledge that this clocktower sits on the unceded land of the Anacostan peoples
May 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Woke DC sniper: Before we proceed I would like to first acknowledge that this clocktower sits on the unceded land of the Anacostan peoples
When I was a child I saw the GTA 3 girl with the lollipop and got really horny but didn’t know what I was feeling so I got scared but I couldn’t stop looking at her. This basic relationship to beautiful women has remained mostly unchanged
May 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When I was a child I saw the GTA 3 girl with the lollipop and got really horny but didn’t know what I was feeling so I got scared but I couldn’t stop looking at her. This basic relationship to beautiful women has remained mostly unchanged
Jimmy Stewart gay af for investigating a murder when Grace Kelly phat ass out like that
May 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Jimmy Stewart gay af for investigating a murder when Grace Kelly phat ass out like that
Oomf was driving me in her car and came in super super hot about to hit a line of cars coming to a stop and when she realized, in the moment before she stomped the brakes, she just started meowing???
May 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Oomf was driving me in her car and came in super super hot about to hit a line of cars coming to a stop and when she realized, in the moment before she stomped the brakes, she just started meowing???
Your girl must be the McDonald’s Playplace ballpit the way she giving me hand foot and mouth
May 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Your girl must be the McDonald’s Playplace ballpit the way she giving me hand foot and mouth
I really like Russell Westbrook
May 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I really like Russell Westbrook
I <3 waking up at 11:30
May 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I <3 waking up at 11:30
The boots is always floppest before the slay
May 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The boots is always floppest before the slay
BTK played in a soft league. His game wouldn’t translate today
May 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
BTK played in a soft league. His game wouldn’t translate today
I go Tim Duncan on the pussy. Nothing flashy
May 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I go Tim Duncan on the pussy. Nothing flashy
In college I knew a guy who told me he only bought clothing from sweatshops because impoverished sweatshop laborers needed the money the most
May 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
In college I knew a guy who told me he only bought clothing from sweatshops because impoverished sweatshop laborers needed the money the most