My love language is people sending me memes and saying “You.”
December 27, 2024 at 2:31 AM
My love language is people sending me memes and saying “You.”
If this were 2005, Luigi Mangione would be on Ellen next week.
Has there been a “if this were 2005, Luigi Mangione would be on Ellen next week” post?
December 10, 2024 at 3:29 AM
If this were 2005, Luigi Mangione would be on Ellen next week.
Has there been a “if this were 2005, Luigi Mangione would be on Ellen next week” post?
December 10, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Has there been a “if this were 2005, Luigi Mangione would be on Ellen next week” post?
Just drunk enough to bother Beyonce’s publicist about the whereabouts of the Renaissance Film.
December 7, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Just drunk enough to bother Beyonce’s publicist about the whereabouts of the Renaissance Film.
Not gym bar playing Wicked right now.
December 7, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Not gym bar playing Wicked right now.
No longer trying to fix a man I need a man to fix me instead
December 5, 2024 at 2:14 AM
No longer trying to fix a man I need a man to fix me instead
Reposted by Chris
no, your spotify wrapped did not call you a faggot. but I did
December 4, 2024 at 1:09 PM
no, your spotify wrapped did not call you a faggot. but I did
This is gonna piss me off for a while. I hope NBC is able to get that band a video of their full performance.
Incredibly incredibly rude to cut Lincoln from the broadcast early. Those kids have been looking forward to this for over a year, and NBC had to cut them into quadrants and then to commercial before they were done? #MacysParade
November 28, 2024 at 3:52 PM
This is gonna piss me off for a while. I hope NBC is able to get that band a video of their full performance.
Meanwhile over on twitter… 🆘
November 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Meanwhile over on twitter… 🆘
Every year I live tweet the #MacysParade, and I think it’s gonna move over here this year! For those of you new to me, basically I just talk about all the live performances (but mostly the marching bands). This is one of my favorite events of the year!!
November 28, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Every year I live tweet the #MacysParade, and I think it’s gonna move over here this year! For those of you new to me, basically I just talk about all the live performances (but mostly the marching bands). This is one of my favorite events of the year!!
Dentist’s office said I was their fav patient, and I’m still riding that high.
November 20, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Dentist’s office said I was their fav patient, and I’m still riding that high.
Woke up to my dog having the hiccups and apparently this position is the cure?
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Woke up to my dog having the hiccups and apparently this position is the cure?
Trying to figure out if I lean towards gay bluesky, sports bluesky, stan bluesky, or theme park bluesky…
Or my account just turns into absolute chaos like twitter.
Or my account just turns into absolute chaos like twitter.
November 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Trying to figure out if I lean towards gay bluesky, sports bluesky, stan bluesky, or theme park bluesky…
Or my account just turns into absolute chaos like twitter.
Or my account just turns into absolute chaos like twitter.
Getting that first post out of the way.
November 14, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Getting that first post out of the way.