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C.K.
@ck20xx.bsky.social
CNA at the local hospital, plays Mega Man and Minecraft, mods nerf blasters, makes pipecleaner action figures, administrator for Harmonious Buttons, author of "Tales from the Creature Keeper" and "Space Cass".

"No pun intended" is such a weak mindset.
Even if it came from a crazy hobo, Holy Water is still an amazingly useful gift, one of the most reliable weapons when cutting through the dark lord's army of undead.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yeah, that's one aspect of the fandom I don't care for either.
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
As Sasha works out all the kinks in your back, it becomes obvious she is not a registered chiropractor. You go out with a blissful smile upon your face.

But it sure is early in the game. I had high hopes for you. They said you wouldn't last twenty minutes, so don't make ME look stupid TOO.
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This reminds of how a St. Bernard is often depicted with a barrel of medical supplies around its neck.
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Dang. I guess that's what happens when you spend an entire decade trying to support fascism and also refuse to take care of yourself when you catch Covid. I'm not surprised the endless stress has ripped his body apart.
October 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Finished this just in time for tomorrow.

Thank you, Peppino Spaghetti, for fighting to make sure we can all enjoy delicious pizza whenever we want.

@tourdepizza.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It is only when our imbecilic adventuring skills lead up to our demise that we reveal who we truly are.
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm still working on my Mega Man resource pack. It's just that... well... we live in a new dark age that eats at the soul.

For copper tools, I have built the Roto Sword, Mettaur Pick, Moledig Scoop, Stegarus Hoe, and promoted the Merserker from stone to copper axe.
October 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's thinking... ABOUT YOUR DESTRUCTION!
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
So the big news of today is that EA is planning to use AI to replace all the thousands of workers it's going to have to eliminate after taking on $20 billion in debt due to being bought out by private equity.

That makes the publisher deader than a Munchkin player who's been caught by Squidzilla.
September 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You'd be surprised to find out that Captain SNES is still updating.
September 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I wouldn't say this is apropos of nothing. It's more like apropos of everything.
September 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reminds me of this old Kotaku review.
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you miss Mega Man Legends, might I recommend Chrono Gear: Warden of Time? They play nothing alike, but both have a strong emphasis on story and characters, plus the dynamic between main character Kronii and her servants, the Kronies, is almost identical to how Miss Tron treats her Servbots.
September 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
September 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I already know what happens when a computer is stupid: comedy! Pure, golden comedy!
September 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
September 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
What funny is that Sigma slop is actually canon. You should full send this.
August 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
August 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The first victims of the robot apocalypse will be those who don't realize you can unplug machines.
August 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
August 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm doing some deep cleaning in my workspace so I can get back to making more of these.

Here's Sash Lilac from the first Freedom Planet, Nei from Phantasy Star 2, Danger Mouse from, well, Danger Mouse, and Reize Seatlan who cameos across many games, but is best known for being in Shovel Knight.
August 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
With two working feet again, I've been clearing away the mess in my room and uncovering forgotten treasures.

Can I get a salute, an o7 in chat, for ThinkGeek? They were one of the greats before GameStop killed them.
August 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Because of how my brain works, I've basically skipped the last two Minecraft updates and gone straight to retexturing the current and most exciting one.

The copper golem proportions mean the Servbots look more like Swolebots, but it's close enough. I love how these turned out.
July 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM