CJ Xtopher
@cjxtopher.bsky.social
If you do something, do it whole-assed.
Half-assed is never acceptable.
Ever.
One terrified little blue dot in a humongous red state. 🔵
This is Muffin & I lost her 11 years ago. I miss her every day. She was a ball of energy, never met a stranger & I can imagine her, Charlotte & Sherlock becoming bestest buddies. 🥰
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is Muffin & I lost her 11 years ago. I miss her every day. She was a ball of energy, never met a stranger & I can imagine her, Charlotte & Sherlock becoming bestest buddies. 🥰
Sweet Thunder, Oreo & I are sending the yappiest happiest birthday wishes & lots of love to you! 🥳🎂🎁🎈🪩🎉
(We had help from Muffin, who once wore this birthday cake hat under a great deal of duress. 😬🫣)
(We had help from Muffin, who once wore this birthday cake hat under a great deal of duress. 😬🫣)
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sweet Thunder, Oreo & I are sending the yappiest happiest birthday wishes & lots of love to you! 🥳🎂🎁🎈🪩🎉
(We had help from Muffin, who once wore this birthday cake hat under a great deal of duress. 😬🫣)
(We had help from Muffin, who once wore this birthday cake hat under a great deal of duress. 😬🫣)
Happy 1st birthday wishes to you Spike!!! You look mighty handsome in your snazzy blue birthday chapeau. 🥰
Enjoy your special day! 🥳🎁🎂🪩🎉
Enjoy your special day! 🥳🎁🎂🪩🎉
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Happy 1st birthday wishes to you Spike!!! You look mighty handsome in your snazzy blue birthday chapeau. 🥰
Enjoy your special day! 🥳🎁🎂🪩🎉
Enjoy your special day! 🥳🎁🎂🪩🎉
Oreo is very camera shy. Or maybe camera leery. Either way, he sees me hold the phone & he's off to the races! I've taken quite a few photos of his blurry hind end. 😳
I have no idea how or why he cooperated for this one, but he did! 🤷♀️🥰
I have no idea how or why he cooperated for this one, but he did! 🤷♀️🥰
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oreo is very camera shy. Or maybe camera leery. Either way, he sees me hold the phone & he's off to the races! I've taken quite a few photos of his blurry hind end. 😳
I have no idea how or why he cooperated for this one, but he did! 🤷♀️🥰
I have no idea how or why he cooperated for this one, but he did! 🤷♀️🥰
O! 🖤
R! 🤍
E! 🖤
O! 🤍
He is occasionally a prince or a cowboy, but never cookie dough. 👑🤠🚫🍪
He L💗VES you 😡 One. 🤗😘🥰
R! 🤍
E! 🖤
O! 🤍
He is occasionally a prince or a cowboy, but never cookie dough. 👑🤠🚫🍪
He L💗VES you 😡 One. 🤗😘🥰
October 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
O! 🖤
R! 🤍
E! 🖤
O! 🤍
He is occasionally a prince or a cowboy, but never cookie dough. 👑🤠🚫🍪
He L💗VES you 😡 One. 🤗😘🥰
R! 🤍
E! 🖤
O! 🤍
He is occasionally a prince or a cowboy, but never cookie dough. 👑🤠🚫🍪
He L💗VES you 😡 One. 🤗😘🥰
Shiver me timbers, Frodo! This is Muffin, my first pup & she would be very impressed with your jaunty Talk Like A Pirate Day attire! Arrrrgh.. 🖤🦜☠️
September 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Shiver me timbers, Frodo! This is Muffin, my first pup & she would be very impressed with your jaunty Talk Like A Pirate Day attire! Arrrrgh.. 🖤🦜☠️
Here's a newsflash, please take a deep breath & remain calm...
you are not the boss of me.
👇🏻 This guy is. 👇🏻
you are not the boss of me.
👇🏻 This guy is. 👇🏻
September 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Here's a newsflash, please take a deep breath & remain calm...
you are not the boss of me.
👇🏻 This guy is. 👇🏻
you are not the boss of me.
👇🏻 This guy is. 👇🏻
Absolutely loved this show with Jason Ritter. 🥰
September 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Absolutely loved this show with Jason Ritter. 🥰
Same Spike. Same. 🙄🤍🖤
September 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Same Spike. Same. 🙄🤍🖤
I know you had fun Suzie & that's good enough for me! 🥰
Silly humans think it doesn't count unless there's a picture. That's why I refuse to cooperate whenever I see Mom hold the phone up to her face. So she takes pictures of me when I sleep without permission. 🙄🚫📸
Silly humans think it doesn't count unless there's a picture. That's why I refuse to cooperate whenever I see Mom hold the phone up to her face. So she takes pictures of me when I sleep without permission. 🙄🚫📸
August 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I know you had fun Suzie & that's good enough for me! 🥰
Silly humans think it doesn't count unless there's a picture. That's why I refuse to cooperate whenever I see Mom hold the phone up to her face. So she takes pictures of me when I sleep without permission. 🙄🚫📸
Silly humans think it doesn't count unless there's a picture. That's why I refuse to cooperate whenever I see Mom hold the phone up to her face. So she takes pictures of me when I sleep without permission. 🙄🚫📸
O-R-E-O, Oreo.
His name is Oreo. 🖤🤍🖤
His name is Oreo. 🖤🤍🖤
August 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
O-R-E-O, Oreo.
His name is Oreo. 🖤🤍🖤
His name is Oreo. 🖤🤍🖤
I was thinking this might be a Michael Scott bargain bin suit purchase kind of situation. 🤭
August 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I was thinking this might be a Michael Scott bargain bin suit purchase kind of situation. 🤭
This sweet woman is my mom & she passed away 18 years ago today. A week from today is her birthday.
She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly.
To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰
She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly.
To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰
August 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This sweet woman is my mom & she passed away 18 years ago today. A week from today is her birthday.
She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly.
To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰
She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly.
To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰
Just remembered a company here in DFW that's used this in their advertising.
They seem to understand their super powers. 🥶💪🏻🤭
They seem to understand their super powers. 🥶💪🏻🤭
August 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Just remembered a company here in DFW that's used this in their advertising.
They seem to understand their super powers. 🥶💪🏻🤭
They seem to understand their super powers. 🥶💪🏻🤭
No, but since he's black & white he considers himself to be in formal wear 24/7. 🤭
Personally? I think a snazzy tie would zhuzh up the look! 😊
Personally? I think a snazzy tie would zhuzh up the look! 😊
August 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
No, but since he's black & white he considers himself to be in formal wear 24/7. 🤭
Personally? I think a snazzy tie would zhuzh up the look! 😊
Personally? I think a snazzy tie would zhuzh up the look! 😊
If you close your eyes really, really tight - it's the 1970's! You may even see yourself wearing bell bottoms & something with a lot of fringe. ☮️🎵🕶️✌🏻😄
August 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If you close your eyes really, really tight - it's the 1970's! You may even see yourself wearing bell bottoms & something with a lot of fringe. ☮️🎵🕶️✌🏻😄
Keep seeing photos of Anne Hathaway filming The Devil Wears Prada 2 in a dress described as "stain glass inspired."
I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭
I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭
August 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Keep seeing photos of Anne Hathaway filming The Devil Wears Prada 2 in a dress described as "stain glass inspired."
I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭
I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭
Nope.
Do require any further explanation or did "Nope" suffice? 🤷🏻♀️🤭
P.S. It's Oreo. O-R-E-O, Oreo. 🖤🤍🖤
Visual aid, just in case...
Do require any further explanation or did "Nope" suffice? 🤷🏻♀️🤭
P.S. It's Oreo. O-R-E-O, Oreo. 🖤🤍🖤
Visual aid, just in case...
July 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Nope.
Do require any further explanation or did "Nope" suffice? 🤷🏻♀️🤭
P.S. It's Oreo. O-R-E-O, Oreo. 🖤🤍🖤
Visual aid, just in case...
Do require any further explanation or did "Nope" suffice? 🤷🏻♀️🤭
P.S. It's Oreo. O-R-E-O, Oreo. 🖤🤍🖤
Visual aid, just in case...
Suzie, if you need a helping paw, I'm ready! I have my spiffy new hat & everything. Yippee ki kay ! 🤠💪🏻😁
June 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Suzie, if you need a helping paw, I'm ready! I have my spiffy new hat & everything. Yippee ki kay ! 🤠💪🏻😁
Oreo, who is not very crazy or prone to shenanigans, wants his good friend Thunder to know he & his BFF Al the Alligator are sending all the bestest wishes his way! 🐊🖤🤗🥰
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Oreo, who is not very crazy or prone to shenanigans, wants his good friend Thunder to know he & his BFF Al the Alligator are sending all the bestest wishes his way! 🐊🖤🤗🥰
This is Muffin & her total vibe was crazy with a huge side of general nonsense. 🤪
She did NOT like wearing clothes. I'm surprised she didn't kill me in my sleep after taking this picture. 📸😬🤭
She did NOT like wearing clothes. I'm surprised she didn't kill me in my sleep after taking this picture. 📸😬🤭
May 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
This is Muffin & her total vibe was crazy with a huge side of general nonsense. 🤪
She did NOT like wearing clothes. I'm surprised she didn't kill me in my sleep after taking this picture. 📸😬🤭
She did NOT like wearing clothes. I'm surprised she didn't kill me in my sleep after taking this picture. 📸😬🤭
Puh-leeze.
Also, make that optometrist appointment toot sweet. 👀👓
Also, make that optometrist appointment toot sweet. 👀👓
May 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Puh-leeze.
Also, make that optometrist appointment toot sweet. 👀👓
Also, make that optometrist appointment toot sweet. 👀👓
I live to make a fool of myself & I will remind you yet again - you are not the boss of me. 🙄
👇🏻 THIS guy is 😊 👇🏻
👇🏻 THIS guy is 😊 👇🏻
May 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I live to make a fool of myself & I will remind you yet again - you are not the boss of me. 🙄
👇🏻 THIS guy is 😊 👇🏻
👇🏻 THIS guy is 😊 👇🏻
Thunder is a gentleman & leisurely consumes his pup cup. Such a very good boy. 🖤🥰
Did you notice Mazi, the dog who kindly puts stuffies on the bed for everyone, sleeps with a certain green reptile that looks very familiar? 🤔🐊😊
Did you notice Mazi, the dog who kindly puts stuffies on the bed for everyone, sleeps with a certain green reptile that looks very familiar? 🤔🐊😊
May 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Thunder is a gentleman & leisurely consumes his pup cup. Such a very good boy. 🖤🥰
Did you notice Mazi, the dog who kindly puts stuffies on the bed for everyone, sleeps with a certain green reptile that looks very familiar? 🤔🐊😊
Did you notice Mazi, the dog who kindly puts stuffies on the bed for everyone, sleeps with a certain green reptile that looks very familiar? 🤔🐊😊
Au contraire, Fred Astaire. 🎩👒🧢🙄
April 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Au contraire, Fred Astaire. 🎩👒🧢🙄