CJ Xtopher
@cjxtopher.bsky.social
If you do something, do it whole-assed.
Half-assed is never acceptable.
Ever.
One terrified little blue dot in a humongous red state. 🔵
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CJ Xtopher
@cjxtopher.bsky.social
· May 10
This precious floof is my boy Oreo.
He's sorta smöl, extremely quiet & likes to randomly walk backwards on his hind legs just because. 🤷♀️
It's Oreo's world & I'm so grateful he lets me live in it. 🐶🌎🥰
He's sorta smöl, extremely quiet & likes to randomly walk backwards on his hind legs just because. 🤷♀️
It's Oreo's world & I'm so grateful he lets me live in it. 🐶🌎🥰
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Some No Kings Day 2.0 pics!
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Some No Kings Day 2.0 pics!
Jeff Hiller won an Emmy tonight & I bawled like a baby. 🏆😭
If you haven't watched Somebody Somewhere on HBOMax, you really should. It will give you all the feels. 😊
If you haven't watched Somebody Somewhere on HBOMax, you really should. It will give you all the feels. 😊
If anyone's looking for a heartwarming show, please watch Somebody Somewhere on HBO Max.
It's about family & friendships in small town Kansas & it's fantastic. Half hour eps & the series finale is Sunday night.
Bridget Everett is amazing - every episode makes me laugh *and* cry! 💗
It's about family & friendships in small town Kansas & it's fantastic. Half hour eps & the series finale is Sunday night.
Bridget Everett is amazing - every episode makes me laugh *and* cry! 💗
September 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Jeff Hiller won an Emmy tonight & I bawled like a baby. 🏆😭
If you haven't watched Somebody Somewhere on HBOMax, you really should. It will give you all the feels. 😊
If you haven't watched Somebody Somewhere on HBOMax, you really should. It will give you all the feels. 😊
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No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter.
Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting.
#art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting.
#art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
August 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter.
Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting.
#art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting.
#art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
Is Cantaloupe Chopper Upper a job title? 🤔
A shopper inadvertently put a cantaloupe in my order. No big deal, I love cantaloupe.
Then I realized I have no idea how to deal with it. Thanks to YouTube, I sliced & diced it like a pro. 🔪🎉
Please keep me in mind for your next soiree. 😂
A shopper inadvertently put a cantaloupe in my order. No big deal, I love cantaloupe.
Then I realized I have no idea how to deal with it. Thanks to YouTube, I sliced & diced it like a pro. 🔪🎉
Please keep me in mind for your next soiree. 😂
August 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Is Cantaloupe Chopper Upper a job title? 🤔
A shopper inadvertently put a cantaloupe in my order. No big deal, I love cantaloupe.
Then I realized I have no idea how to deal with it. Thanks to YouTube, I sliced & diced it like a pro. 🔪🎉
Please keep me in mind for your next soiree. 😂
A shopper inadvertently put a cantaloupe in my order. No big deal, I love cantaloupe.
Then I realized I have no idea how to deal with it. Thanks to YouTube, I sliced & diced it like a pro. 🔪🎉
Please keep me in mind for your next soiree. 😂
This sweet woman is my mom & she passed away 18 years ago today. A week from today is her birthday.
She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly.
To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰
She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly.
To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰
August 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This sweet woman is my mom & she passed away 18 years ago today. A week from today is her birthday.
She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly.
To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰
She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly.
To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰
Keep seeing photos of Anne Hathaway filming The Devil Wears Prada 2 in a dress described as "stain glass inspired."
I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭
I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭
August 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Keep seeing photos of Anne Hathaway filming The Devil Wears Prada 2 in a dress described as "stain glass inspired."
I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭
I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭
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You all fully funded the $15,000 air transportation and medical care of 50+ shelter dogs in 16 MINUTES!!! 🤯
That is absolutely incredible and we are so beyond grateful. Our community never ceases to amaze us. We will keep you pupdated here ❤️🩹
That is absolutely incredible and we are so beyond grateful. Our community never ceases to amaze us. We will keep you pupdated here ❤️🩹
Amid the Texas floods, shelters are overwhelmed with displaced and stray dogs and need to free up space. Next week 50+ shelter dogs will be flown to out-of-state rescues to make room for dogs impacted by the floods. Donate to their flight and medical care below ❤
15outof10.org/Texas-Flood-...
15outof10.org/Texas-Flood-...
July 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You all fully funded the $15,000 air transportation and medical care of 50+ shelter dogs in 16 MINUTES!!! 🤯
That is absolutely incredible and we are so beyond grateful. Our community never ceases to amaze us. We will keep you pupdated here ❤️🩹
That is absolutely incredible and we are so beyond grateful. Our community never ceases to amaze us. We will keep you pupdated here ❤️🩹
If you can help, even a little, please do. 💔🐾
Amid the Texas floods, shelters are overwhelmed with displaced and stray dogs and need to free up space. Next week 50+ shelter dogs will be flown to out-of-state rescues to make room for dogs impacted by the floods. Donate to their flight and medical care below ❤
15outof10.org/Texas-Flood-...
15outof10.org/Texas-Flood-...
July 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If you can help, even a little, please do. 💔🐾
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We finally found it! A rare wheelchair-accessible home with ramps, a yard, and an accessible bathroom—move-in ready for me & my service dog. We just need a bit more to cover the down payment & moving costs. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance. 💙
www.gofundme.com/f/s5jcw-a-wh...
www.gofundme.com/f/s5jcw-a-wh...
Donate to A Wheelchair Accessible Home!, organized by Marla SMITH
Help Us Secure the Accessible Home of a Lifetime
Hi, my name is Marla, and I’m raisi… Marla SMITH needs your support for A Wheelchair Accessible Home!
www.gofundme.com
June 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
We finally found it! A rare wheelchair-accessible home with ramps, a yard, and an accessible bathroom—move-in ready for me & my service dog. We just need a bit more to cover the down payment & moving costs. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance. 💙
www.gofundme.com/f/s5jcw-a-wh...
www.gofundme.com/f/s5jcw-a-wh...
Nine years ago today I offered to help a neighbor who was looking for someone to foster a puppy for a few days.
Then this guy, all 2 pounds of him, arrived at my door & that was it. 🥹💗
He was Prince Oreo & he was home. 👑💜🐶🏠
Then this guy, all 2 pounds of him, arrived at my door & that was it. 🥹💗
He was Prince Oreo & he was home. 👑💜🐶🏠
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Nine years ago today I offered to help a neighbor who was looking for someone to foster a puppy for a few days.
Then this guy, all 2 pounds of him, arrived at my door & that was it. 🥹💗
He was Prince Oreo & he was home. 👑💜🐶🏠
Then this guy, all 2 pounds of him, arrived at my door & that was it. 🥹💗
He was Prince Oreo & he was home. 👑💜🐶🏠
My friend Puddles is standing in solidarity with her Antarctic penguin pals who are just living their lives & have no idea what a tariff is. ✊🏻🐧🖤🤍
(Pretty sure the idiot imposer of said tariffs can't properly explain what they are or how they work either. 🙄)
(Pretty sure the idiot imposer of said tariffs can't properly explain what they are or how they work either. 🙄)
April 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My friend Puddles is standing in solidarity with her Antarctic penguin pals who are just living their lives & have no idea what a tariff is. ✊🏻🐧🖤🤍
(Pretty sure the idiot imposer of said tariffs can't properly explain what they are or how they work either. 🙄)
(Pretty sure the idiot imposer of said tariffs can't properly explain what they are or how they work either. 🙄)
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Wanted to thank you all for your generosity for Thundy’s “pup cup fund.” You have no idea how much you’ve touched our hearts. Attaching receipts from the past week for transparency. PayPal balance in second post. All will go towards rechecks, bandage changes, and rehab.
Bonus pic below 1/
Bonus pic below 1/
March 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Wanted to thank you all for your generosity for Thundy’s “pup cup fund.” You have no idea how much you’ve touched our hearts. Attaching receipts from the past week for transparency. PayPal balance in second post. All will go towards rechecks, bandage changes, and rehab.
Bonus pic below 1/
Bonus pic below 1/
A leprechaun is a mischievous little fairy & that describes Muffin, my first furbaby, to a T. 😄
On her behalf, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to one & all! 🍀💚
(The thing Muffin hated most was anything on her head. So the green derby always makes me giggle. 🤭)
On her behalf, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to one & all! 🍀💚
(The thing Muffin hated most was anything on her head. So the green derby always makes me giggle. 🤭)
March 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A leprechaun is a mischievous little fairy & that describes Muffin, my first furbaby, to a T. 😄
On her behalf, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to one & all! 🍀💚
(The thing Muffin hated most was anything on her head. So the green derby always makes me giggle. 🤭)
On her behalf, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to one & all! 🍀💚
(The thing Muffin hated most was anything on her head. So the green derby always makes me giggle. 🤭)
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Please help if you can. #Lightning is a dog who’s NOT named Thunder and he loves swimming. If you donate I 100000% won’t give you happy faces ok? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Beautiful Thunder is undergoing more surgery in the next few days. If anyone would like to contribute to his pupcup fund you can donate via PayPal to email @gertrudeandmaude@gmail.com
@maudegertrude.bsky.social
@maudegertrude.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Please help if you can. #Lightning is a dog who’s NOT named Thunder and he loves swimming. If you donate I 100000% won’t give you happy faces ok? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
It's #WinnieThePoohDay! Here are a few of his wise observations -
A hug is always the right size. 🤗
Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. 🫶
How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard? 🥲
I love these two the most...
A hug is always the right size. 🤗
Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. 🫶
How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard? 🥲
I love these two the most...
January 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's #WinnieThePoohDay! Here are a few of his wise observations -
A hug is always the right size. 🤗
Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. 🫶
How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard? 🥲
I love these two the most...
A hug is always the right size. 🤗
Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. 🫶
How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard? 🥲
I love these two the most...
This sweet young man is 9 years old today! 🎂🥳🪩🎉
Oreo's taking a birthday snoozle & kindly requests a little privacy. As one does. 😴🤭
🤫 Happy birthday to my BFF & kindest boy, Oreo! 🤫
Oreo's taking a birthday snoozle & kindly requests a little privacy. As one does. 😴🤭
🤫 Happy birthday to my BFF & kindest boy, Oreo! 🤫
January 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This sweet young man is 9 years old today! 🎂🥳🪩🎉
Oreo's taking a birthday snoozle & kindly requests a little privacy. As one does. 😴🤭
🤫 Happy birthday to my BFF & kindest boy, Oreo! 🤫
Oreo's taking a birthday snoozle & kindly requests a little privacy. As one does. 😴🤭
🤫 Happy birthday to my BFF & kindest boy, Oreo! 🤫
Prince Oreo has officially declared 2025 The Year of Get Outta My Way, There's Important Stuff To Do! 👑💜
Have absolutely no idea what he means by "stuff," but I am ALL in! 🙋🏻♀️
Happy, healthy wishes for 2025 from us to you...🎉🥳🪩🎇🍾
#HappyNewYear2025 #DogsOfBluesky
Have absolutely no idea what he means by "stuff," but I am ALL in! 🙋🏻♀️
Happy, healthy wishes for 2025 from us to you...🎉🥳🪩🎇🍾
#HappyNewYear2025 #DogsOfBluesky
January 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Prince Oreo has officially declared 2025 The Year of Get Outta My Way, There's Important Stuff To Do! 👑💜
Have absolutely no idea what he means by "stuff," but I am ALL in! 🙋🏻♀️
Happy, healthy wishes for 2025 from us to you...🎉🥳🪩🎇🍾
#HappyNewYear2025 #DogsOfBluesky
Have absolutely no idea what he means by "stuff," but I am ALL in! 🙋🏻♀️
Happy, healthy wishes for 2025 from us to you...🎉🥳🪩🎇🍾
#HappyNewYear2025 #DogsOfBluesky
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You can’t spell Felon without Elon
December 22, 2024 at 5:57 AM
You can’t spell Felon without Elon
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This is kind of cool. If you have a long thread, you type everything into one box and it divides it up into individual posts and posts it for you. bluesky-thread-composer.pages.dev
Bluesky Thread Composer - Split and Post Threads Easily
Free tool to compose, split, and post threads directly to Bluesky. Preview your threads, secure local storage, and no data collection.
bluesky-thread-composer.pages.dev
December 10, 2024 at 6:27 PM
This is kind of cool. If you have a long thread, you type everything into one box and it divides it up into individual posts and posts it for you. bluesky-thread-composer.pages.dev
If anyone's looking for a heartwarming show, please watch Somebody Somewhere on HBO Max.
It's about family & friendships in small town Kansas & it's fantastic. Half hour eps & the series finale is Sunday night.
Bridget Everett is amazing - every episode makes me laugh *and* cry! 💗
It's about family & friendships in small town Kansas & it's fantastic. Half hour eps & the series finale is Sunday night.
Bridget Everett is amazing - every episode makes me laugh *and* cry! 💗
December 6, 2024 at 1:49 AM
If anyone's looking for a heartwarming show, please watch Somebody Somewhere on HBO Max.
It's about family & friendships in small town Kansas & it's fantastic. Half hour eps & the series finale is Sunday night.
Bridget Everett is amazing - every episode makes me laugh *and* cry! 💗
It's about family & friendships in small town Kansas & it's fantastic. Half hour eps & the series finale is Sunday night.
Bridget Everett is amazing - every episode makes me laugh *and* cry! 💗
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Heard this would work. So we posted our newest shirt to Twitter to see. We'll keep you posted if our account freezes. #raygun www.raygunsite.com/collections/...
November 22, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Heard this would work. So we posted our newest shirt to Twitter to see. We'll keep you posted if our account freezes. #raygun www.raygunsite.com/collections/...
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Last day of the auction to benefit the mustangs and burros at 3rd Coast Sanctuary. Details in post.
Thank you so very much to everyone who has donated and bid on items.
www.32auctions.com/organization...
3rdcoastsanctuary.org
Thank you so very much to everyone who has donated and bid on items.
www.32auctions.com/organization...
3rdcoastsanctuary.org
November 17, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Last day of the auction to benefit the mustangs and burros at 3rd Coast Sanctuary. Details in post.
Thank you so very much to everyone who has donated and bid on items.
www.32auctions.com/organization...
3rdcoastsanctuary.org
Thank you so very much to everyone who has donated and bid on items.
www.32auctions.com/organization...
3rdcoastsanctuary.org
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Here is the Bluesky starter pack directory. You can search by keyword. Please share with everyone. 🤗
blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
All - Bluesky Directory
A curated collection of all things relating to the Blue Sky social media platform.
blueskydirectory.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Here is the Bluesky starter pack directory. You can search by keyword. Please share with everyone. 🤗
blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
Who knew that desperately wanting Mike Tyson to beat the crap out of Jake Paul would be a thing that could bring us all together? 🤷♀️🥊
November 16, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Who knew that desperately wanting Mike Tyson to beat the crap out of Jake Paul would be a thing that could bring us all together? 🤷♀️🥊