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I'd say there is probably a 50/50 chance Thomas will ever see an NHL game.

Not a ton of size, but a great playmaker and has a really nice burst in open ice. Would be nice to see him in Hershey for a few years.
January 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Capitals prospect Patrick Thomas posts career-high six points in Brantford’s 6-2 win over Niagara
Capitals prospect Patrick Thomas posts career-high six points in Brantford’s 6-2 win over Niagara
The Brantford Bulldogs beat the Niagara IceDogs 6-2 on Wednesday night, and Patrick Thomas factored in on all six Bulldogs goals. Thomas,…
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January 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Capitals dig early insurmountable hole on road against Red Wings
Capitals stumble out of gates in Detroit and leave themselves no room to catch back up: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals did not have their best for the first half of the game in Detroit on Sunday evening, and by…
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December 30, 2024 at 9:01 AM
My 93-year-old grandfather sat down on Christmas Eve and explained to me that he thinks people need to get paid more so they stop working so much and have more children because he keeps hearing on the Italian news that the world birth rate is going down.
December 27, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Hutson was obviously fantastic but Leonard was just unlucky. Good game from him, too.

19:19 TOI, game-high 9 shots, 9-4 in the faceoff dot, and two assists.
December 26, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Cole Hutson has five assists, Ryan Leonard records two points as Team USA puts up 10 goals and 56 shots against Germany
Cole Hutson has five assists, Ryan Leonard records two points as Team USA puts up 10 goals and 56 shots against Germany
Team USA opened their 2025 World Juniors tournament with a bang, defeating Germany 10-4 at Ottawa's Canadian Tire Centre. Capitals defense prospect…
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December 26, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Capitals run out of gas in pre-Christmas defeat to Bruins
Capitals run out of gas in Boston: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals made the trip up to Boston on no rest and it showed Monday night. In the final period of…
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December 24, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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Capitals hang on to beat a game Kings team in regulation
Washington’s big Belorussian provides them with enough offense to hang on against Kings: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals picked up another win to go 2-0 on this final homestand before the holiday break. Washington held on to…
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December 23, 2024 at 10:05 AM
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The Capitals got back in the win column against the Canes
Capitals claim two points and prevent season-long losing skid against Canes: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals are back in the win column after a two-game hiatus. The Caps found enough scoring and got some elite…
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December 21, 2024 at 10:10 AM
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The Capitals finally couldn't find two points on the road
Capitals finally falter on the road in a really tough building: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals finally lost on the road. Their 3-1 defeat at the hands of the Dallas Stars on Monday night was…
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December 17, 2024 at 9:59 AM
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Capitals power through Sabres to win fourth in a row
Capitals win fourth in a row after avoiding trap game against Sabres: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals didn't make their coach happy but still managed to find a 4-2 win against the Buffalo Sabres on Sunday…
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December 15, 2024 at 9:59 AM
If you are 70+ years old and start to get hospitalized by simply falling, maybe you shouldn't be serving in Congress.

I don't know. Brave thought.
December 13, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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The Capitals got just enough scoring to pry out two points against Columbus
Snakebitten Capitals find just enough offense to squeeze by the Blue Jackets: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals eked out a 2-1 win in overtime over the Columbus Blue Jackets on Thursday night. They got two big…
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December 13, 2024 at 10:37 AM
December 11, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Josh Shapiro is such a fucking dork narc.
December 10, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I enjoy my daily Hasan Piker broadcast consumption but this motherfucker makes me listen to Jeanine Pirro way too fucking much. 😂

God damn, what a horrific human being.
December 10, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I am like one step away from our pal, Luigi. I have so many god damn mutual friends with his friends on Facebook.
December 9, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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A big win north of the border for a dominant Capitals team
Capitals take it to Toronto in awesome road win: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals saved some of their best hockey of the season for a big game against the red-hot Toronto Maple Leafs.…
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December 7, 2024 at 10:04 AM
All I'm saying is that if this dude turns out to be hot, they're probably better off just letting him go free.

The sheer amount of TikTok fancams might fuel a revolution.
December 5, 2024 at 11:04 PM
December 5, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Remember when Canada didn't bring Mike Green to the 2010 Olympics because he was simply too good at being an offensive defenseman and old dudes hate that?

Oh, and, also he was robbed of two Norris Trophies.
December 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
My GOAT at Cambridge
December 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM