@cj-wicks.bsky.social
Gertrude says hi 🐄
April 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Gertrude says hi 🐄
I went for the fried rice 👍🏻
April 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I went for the fried rice 👍🏻
Number 33. Crispy beef in O.K ish sauce, with green pepper & onion.
Fried rice £1 extra.
Fried rice £1 extra.
April 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Number 33. Crispy beef in O.K ish sauce, with green pepper & onion.
Fried rice £1 extra.
Fried rice £1 extra.
Morning gawpers!
Just in case you were wondering, the curry last night was good 👍🏻
Just in case you were wondering, the curry last night was good 👍🏻
April 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Morning gawpers!
Just in case you were wondering, the curry last night was good 👍🏻
Just in case you were wondering, the curry last night was good 👍🏻
Anyway up, seeing as my all time favourite film is The Mask starring Jim Carrey, I splodged a wad of my birthday cash on this full size replica.
Sssssssomebody stop me!
Sssssssomebody stop me!
April 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Anyway up, seeing as my all time favourite film is The Mask starring Jim Carrey, I splodged a wad of my birthday cash on this full size replica.
Sssssssomebody stop me!
Sssssssomebody stop me!
In other news, in a massive stroke of irony I accidentally stopped in a yellow box junction on my way home yesterday whilst trying to avoid the shitshow at Thornbury Roundabout.
This silly mistake will cost me £70 in a fine from Bradistan Council who’s built in Gestapo frown upon such matters.
This silly mistake will cost me £70 in a fine from Bradistan Council who’s built in Gestapo frown upon such matters.
April 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In other news, in a massive stroke of irony I accidentally stopped in a yellow box junction on my way home yesterday whilst trying to avoid the shitshow at Thornbury Roundabout.
This silly mistake will cost me £70 in a fine from Bradistan Council who’s built in Gestapo frown upon such matters.
This silly mistake will cost me £70 in a fine from Bradistan Council who’s built in Gestapo frown upon such matters.
Good chance of seeing the Northern Lights this evening, should the clouds part.
Haven’t seen readings this strong in ages.
Haven’t seen readings this strong in ages.
April 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Good chance of seeing the Northern Lights this evening, should the clouds part.
Haven’t seen readings this strong in ages.
Haven’t seen readings this strong in ages.
In other news, you will never meet anyone in your life as precious as a litho machine printer.
Such delicate (and overpaid) blooms you know.
Such delicate (and overpaid) blooms you know.
April 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
In other news, you will never meet anyone in your life as precious as a litho machine printer.
Such delicate (and overpaid) blooms you know.
Such delicate (and overpaid) blooms you know.
There is no way, no way i’ll be off home via Thornbury today after a ten hour shit at The Gulag.
April 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There is no way, no way i’ll be off home via Thornbury today after a ten hour shit at The Gulag.
Box junction with exit blocked, does it stop the gormless from this? Oh no.
🤦♂️
🤦♂️
April 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Box junction with exit blocked, does it stop the gormless from this? Oh no.
🤦♂️
🤦♂️
Monday is done at The Gulag, so many boneheads. I’m surprised you didn’t hear the knuckles scraping from there!
April 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Monday is done at The Gulag, so many boneheads. I’m surprised you didn’t hear the knuckles scraping from there!
Anyway, before I go here’s a real picture of me upon a big hill.
👍🏻
👍🏻
April 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Anyway, before I go here’s a real picture of me upon a big hill.
👍🏻
👍🏻
And finally, here’s a Sunday Chicken Chilli Balti. Served with pilau rice, bhaji and pakora & toasted naan.
It’s delicious, but you’ll all pretend you haven’t seen it, ignore it and be tight with the likes.
🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️
It’s delicious, but you’ll all pretend you haven’t seen it, ignore it and be tight with the likes.
🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️
April 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And finally, here’s a Sunday Chicken Chilli Balti. Served with pilau rice, bhaji and pakora & toasted naan.
It’s delicious, but you’ll all pretend you haven’t seen it, ignore it and be tight with the likes.
🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️
It’s delicious, but you’ll all pretend you haven’t seen it, ignore it and be tight with the likes.
🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️
In other news ChatshitGPT threw this out earlier.
Get yours now while stocks last!
Ooosh.
Get yours now while stocks last!
Ooosh.
April 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
In other news ChatshitGPT threw this out earlier.
Get yours now while stocks last!
Ooosh.
Get yours now while stocks last!
Ooosh.
I have a squirrels tail.
Not every day you get to say that is it?
😄 🌱 🐿️
Not every day you get to say that is it?
😄 🌱 🐿️
April 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I have a squirrels tail.
Not every day you get to say that is it?
😄 🌱 🐿️
Not every day you get to say that is it?
😄 🌱 🐿️
🎶 We’re wasting all our time posting in a narcissists paradise 🎶
April 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
🎶 We’re wasting all our time posting in a narcissists paradise 🎶
There’s a man coming this afternoon to shove his cable up my trunking.
What more could you ask for of a Friday afternoon?
What more could you ask for of a Friday afternoon?
April 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
There’s a man coming this afternoon to shove his cable up my trunking.
What more could you ask for of a Friday afternoon?
What more could you ask for of a Friday afternoon?
If I hear anybody moaning that it’s too hot, I shall personally come round and slap you about the phizog with a wet fish.
You have been warned! 🐟
You have been warned! 🐟
April 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If I hear anybody moaning that it’s too hot, I shall personally come round and slap you about the phizog with a wet fish.
You have been warned! 🐟
You have been warned! 🐟
I was reading an article earlier about the fact Bluesky users don’t have a sense of humour.
I can’t believe that can you?
Shocking.
I can’t believe that can you?
Shocking.
April 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I was reading an article earlier about the fact Bluesky users don’t have a sense of humour.
I can’t believe that can you?
Shocking.
I can’t believe that can you?
Shocking.
And one more thing.
WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING UNDER ARMOUR???
You are all the same!
WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING UNDER ARMOUR???
You are all the same!
April 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
And one more thing.
WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING UNDER ARMOUR???
You are all the same!
WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING UNDER ARMOUR???
You are all the same!
And finally, just two more shits at The Gulag this week to suffer.
The finest minds in the business all under one roof Ladies & Gentlemen, oh yes…
The finest minds in the business all under one roof Ladies & Gentlemen, oh yes…
April 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And finally, just two more shits at The Gulag this week to suffer.
The finest minds in the business all under one roof Ladies & Gentlemen, oh yes…
The finest minds in the business all under one roof Ladies & Gentlemen, oh yes…
Yesterday sunbathing sans t-shirt in the garden.
This evening it’s fudging freezing.
I’ve had to light the cockle warmer.
This evening it’s fudging freezing.
I’ve had to light the cockle warmer.
April 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Yesterday sunbathing sans t-shirt in the garden.
This evening it’s fudging freezing.
I’ve had to light the cockle warmer.
This evening it’s fudging freezing.
I’ve had to light the cockle warmer.