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And finally, it’s with great regret I’ve decided to hang up my keyboard on Bluesky.
It was a fun idea, but talking to the void is getting pointless.
Have fun in all you do.
Tara! 🫡
It was a fun idea, but talking to the void is getting pointless.
Have fun in all you do.
Tara! 🫡
April 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
And finally, it’s with great regret I’ve decided to hang up my keyboard on Bluesky.
It was a fun idea, but talking to the void is getting pointless.
Have fun in all you do.
Tara! 🫡
It was a fun idea, but talking to the void is getting pointless.
Have fun in all you do.
Tara! 🫡
Gertrude says hi 🐄
April 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Gertrude says hi 🐄
Not having driven the M621 & M1 since the hard shoulders were turned into running lanes until yesterday, I have to say the motorway driving experience was better with them.
Far too much confusion around junctions for many drivers causing dithering & delay.
It was better the old way.
Far too much confusion around junctions for many drivers causing dithering & delay.
It was better the old way.
April 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Not having driven the M621 & M1 since the hard shoulders were turned into running lanes until yesterday, I have to say the motorway driving experience was better with them.
Far too much confusion around junctions for many drivers causing dithering & delay.
It was better the old way.
Far too much confusion around junctions for many drivers causing dithering & delay.
It was better the old way.
T’was my old pals funeral today. Quite the send off from the car show lads.
A properly genuine bloke was Andy, they definitely don’t make ‘em like that anymore.
A loss indeed.
A properly genuine bloke was Andy, they definitely don’t make ‘em like that anymore.
A loss indeed.
April 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
T’was my old pals funeral today. Quite the send off from the car show lads.
A properly genuine bloke was Andy, they definitely don’t make ‘em like that anymore.
A loss indeed.
A properly genuine bloke was Andy, they definitely don’t make ‘em like that anymore.
A loss indeed.
Number 33. Crispy beef in O.K ish sauce, with green pepper & onion.
Fried rice £1 extra.
Fried rice £1 extra.
April 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Number 33. Crispy beef in O.K ish sauce, with green pepper & onion.
Fried rice £1 extra.
Fried rice £1 extra.
Morning gawpers!
Just in case you were wondering, the curry last night was good 👍🏻
Just in case you were wondering, the curry last night was good 👍🏻
April 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Morning gawpers!
Just in case you were wondering, the curry last night was good 👍🏻
Just in case you were wondering, the curry last night was good 👍🏻
Anyway up, seeing as my all time favourite film is The Mask starring Jim Carrey, I splodged a wad of my birthday cash on this full size replica.
Sssssssomebody stop me!
Sssssssomebody stop me!
April 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Anyway up, seeing as my all time favourite film is The Mask starring Jim Carrey, I splodged a wad of my birthday cash on this full size replica.
Sssssssomebody stop me!
Sssssssomebody stop me!
In other news, in a massive stroke of irony I accidentally stopped in a yellow box junction on my way home yesterday whilst trying to avoid the shitshow at Thornbury Roundabout.
This silly mistake will cost me £70 in a fine from Bradistan Council who’s built in Gestapo frown upon such matters.
This silly mistake will cost me £70 in a fine from Bradistan Council who’s built in Gestapo frown upon such matters.
April 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In other news, in a massive stroke of irony I accidentally stopped in a yellow box junction on my way home yesterday whilst trying to avoid the shitshow at Thornbury Roundabout.
This silly mistake will cost me £70 in a fine from Bradistan Council who’s built in Gestapo frown upon such matters.
This silly mistake will cost me £70 in a fine from Bradistan Council who’s built in Gestapo frown upon such matters.
A man from Openreach has been with his big chopper whilst I was out.
I don’t think he’s made a big enough hole with said big chopper for the other man to shove his cable within my pipe.
A man will will now come, find this out and the circle will continue.
#internetfarce
I don’t think he’s made a big enough hole with said big chopper for the other man to shove his cable within my pipe.
A man will will now come, find this out and the circle will continue.
#internetfarce
April 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A man from Openreach has been with his big chopper whilst I was out.
I don’t think he’s made a big enough hole with said big chopper for the other man to shove his cable within my pipe.
A man will will now come, find this out and the circle will continue.
#internetfarce
I don’t think he’s made a big enough hole with said big chopper for the other man to shove his cable within my pipe.
A man will will now come, find this out and the circle will continue.
#internetfarce
Good chance of seeing the Northern Lights this evening, should the clouds part.
Haven’t seen readings this strong in ages.
Haven’t seen readings this strong in ages.
April 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Good chance of seeing the Northern Lights this evening, should the clouds part.
Haven’t seen readings this strong in ages.
Haven’t seen readings this strong in ages.
Why do I get the feeling my blundered FTTP installation the other day will turn into a massive farce?
Not my job Guv, etc etc….
Not my job Guv, etc etc….
April 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Why do I get the feeling my blundered FTTP installation the other day will turn into a massive farce?
Not my job Guv, etc etc….
Not my job Guv, etc etc….
In other news, you will never meet anyone in your life as precious as a litho machine printer.
Such delicate (and overpaid) blooms you know.
Such delicate (and overpaid) blooms you know.
April 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
In other news, you will never meet anyone in your life as precious as a litho machine printer.
Such delicate (and overpaid) blooms you know.
Such delicate (and overpaid) blooms you know.
There is no way, no way i’ll be off home via Thornbury today after a ten hour shit at The Gulag.
April 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There is no way, no way i’ll be off home via Thornbury today after a ten hour shit at The Gulag.
Bloody hell, there’s a party on Eastenders.
I’ve seen more life in a tramps vest!!
😄
I’ve seen more life in a tramps vest!!
😄
April 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Bloody hell, there’s a party on Eastenders.
I’ve seen more life in a tramps vest!!
😄
I’ve seen more life in a tramps vest!!
😄
Box junction with exit blocked, does it stop the gormless from this? Oh no.
🤦♂️
🤦♂️
April 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Box junction with exit blocked, does it stop the gormless from this? Oh no.
🤦♂️
🤦♂️
Slow clap to Yorkshire Water for the roadworks at Thornbury Roundabout.
Traffic gridlock, what a shit show.
👏
Traffic gridlock, what a shit show.
👏
April 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Slow clap to Yorkshire Water for the roadworks at Thornbury Roundabout.
Traffic gridlock, what a shit show.
👏
Traffic gridlock, what a shit show.
👏
The water board have decided to close one lane on the busiest gyratory in Bradford to piss about with their pipes.
The traffic & gridlock is unbelievable.
And as usual no fucker there doing anything.
The traffic & gridlock is unbelievable.
And as usual no fucker there doing anything.
April 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The water board have decided to close one lane on the busiest gyratory in Bradford to piss about with their pipes.
The traffic & gridlock is unbelievable.
And as usual no fucker there doing anything.
The traffic & gridlock is unbelievable.
And as usual no fucker there doing anything.
Monday is done at The Gulag, so many boneheads. I’m surprised you didn’t hear the knuckles scraping from there!
April 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Monday is done at The Gulag, so many boneheads. I’m surprised you didn’t hear the knuckles scraping from there!
First job of the day, sorting out a blunder left on Friday afternoon by HRH His Majesty Sir He of the other shift.
Roll on his retirement.
Roll on his retirement.
a brick building with a window open that looks out to a tree
ALT: a brick building with a window open that looks out to a tree
media.tenor.com
April 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
First job of the day, sorting out a blunder left on Friday afternoon by HRH His Majesty Sir He of the other shift.
Roll on his retirement.
Roll on his retirement.
Unfortunately I must return to The Gulag.
Fortunately however, HRH His Majesty Sir He of the other shift is off for the week.
The relief of not having to sort out his blunders all week as well as doing my own job is tremendous.
Fortunately however, HRH His Majesty Sir He of the other shift is off for the week.
The relief of not having to sort out his blunders all week as well as doing my own job is tremendous.
a man is sitting in the woods with pink balloons and a tent .
ALT: a man is sitting in the woods with pink balloons and a tent .
media.tenor.com
April 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Unfortunately I must return to The Gulag.
Fortunately however, HRH His Majesty Sir He of the other shift is off for the week.
The relief of not having to sort out his blunders all week as well as doing my own job is tremendous.
Fortunately however, HRH His Majesty Sir He of the other shift is off for the week.
The relief of not having to sort out his blunders all week as well as doing my own job is tremendous.
Anyway, before I go here’s a real picture of me upon a big hill.
👍🏻
👍🏻
April 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Anyway, before I go here’s a real picture of me upon a big hill.
👍🏻
👍🏻
And finally, here’s a Sunday Chicken Chilli Balti. Served with pilau rice, bhaji and pakora & toasted naan.
It’s delicious, but you’ll all pretend you haven’t seen it, ignore it and be tight with the likes.
🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️
It’s delicious, but you’ll all pretend you haven’t seen it, ignore it and be tight with the likes.
🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️
April 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And finally, here’s a Sunday Chicken Chilli Balti. Served with pilau rice, bhaji and pakora & toasted naan.
It’s delicious, but you’ll all pretend you haven’t seen it, ignore it and be tight with the likes.
🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️
It’s delicious, but you’ll all pretend you haven’t seen it, ignore it and be tight with the likes.
🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️
In other news ChatshitGPT threw this out earlier.
Get yours now while stocks last!
Ooosh.
Get yours now while stocks last!
Ooosh.
April 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
In other news ChatshitGPT threw this out earlier.
Get yours now while stocks last!
Ooosh.
Get yours now while stocks last!
Ooosh.