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“Investors’ unwillingness to believe that Trump would overturn the global trading order has to be seen as a willful blindness to who he is and what matters to him,” writes @jamessurowiecki.bsky:
Wall Street Blew It
Investors discounted everything Trump has ever said about trade and tariffs. We’re all going to pay for that mistake.
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April 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“Investors’ unwillingness to believe that Trump would overturn the global trading order has to be seen as a willful blindness to who he is and what matters to him,” writes @jamessurowiecki.bsky:
Trump's plan to steal a third term:
Run a patsy Pres and VP
Get elected speaker
Patsies step down
Run a patsy Pres and VP
Get elected speaker
Patsies step down
April 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Trump's plan to steal a third term:
Run a patsy Pres and VP
Get elected speaker
Patsies step down
Run a patsy Pres and VP
Get elected speaker
Patsies step down
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Because of the dumpster fire we live in, my appetite for entertainment is limited to media consisting of minor inconveniences, brief periods of awkwardness or miscommunication, and some good fortune. I used to like apocalypse stories.
February 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Because of the dumpster fire we live in, my appetite for entertainment is limited to media consisting of minor inconveniences, brief periods of awkwardness or miscommunication, and some good fortune. I used to like apocalypse stories.
Can someone please get a #swasticar wikipedia page up there?
February 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Can someone please get a #swasticar wikipedia page up there?
I can't support anyone who is praised by fascists, neo-nazis and white nationalists.
I deeply question the judgement of anyone who can.
I deeply question the judgement of anyone who can.
January 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I can't support anyone who is praised by fascists, neo-nazis and white nationalists.
I deeply question the judgement of anyone who can.
I deeply question the judgement of anyone who can.
The emperor has no clothes....and it is friggin gross.
January 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The emperor has no clothes....and it is friggin gross.
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January 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Last Time Sources Checked This Still America
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January 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Last Time Sources Checked This Still America
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Screw Coke.
Screw Musk.
Screw Zuckerberg.
Screw Bezos.
Screw Musk.
Screw Zuckerberg.
Screw Bezos.
January 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Screw Coke.
Screw Musk.
Screw Zuckerberg.
Screw Bezos.
Screw Musk.
Screw Zuckerberg.
Screw Bezos.
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Majority Of Americans Prefer Sprawl To Walkable Cities
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January 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Majority Of Americans Prefer Sprawl To Walkable Cities
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@theonion.com please give us an Onion a Day desk calendar! Please!
Pick 365 jokes, drop the day of the week from the pages. Leave a blank space on the box for the buyer to fill in the year. A perpetual Onion a day calendar. I will buy one every year.
Pick 365 jokes, drop the day of the week from the pages. Leave a blank space on the box for the buyer to fill in the year. A perpetual Onion a day calendar. I will buy one every year.
December 19, 2024 at 6:10 PM
@theonion.com please give us an Onion a Day desk calendar! Please!
Pick 365 jokes, drop the day of the week from the pages. Leave a blank space on the box for the buyer to fill in the year. A perpetual Onion a day calendar. I will buy one every year.
Pick 365 jokes, drop the day of the week from the pages. Leave a blank space on the box for the buyer to fill in the year. A perpetual Onion a day calendar. I will buy one every year.
December 8, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Interesting fact: the number of American victims killed by Trump's mismanagement of COVID 19 is about 3 times the audience size at Trump's first inauguration.
November 26, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Interesting fact: the number of American victims killed by Trump's mismanagement of COVID 19 is about 3 times the audience size at Trump's first inauguration.
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Leak the report. Pass it on.
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Leak the report. Pass it on.
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Trump keeps GUSHING about his man-date. Man-date, man-date, man-date.
NO ONE CARES WHO YOU DATE, BRO. Maybe Melania cares, but she definitely ain't surprised.
NO ONE CARES WHO YOU DATE, BRO. Maybe Melania cares, but she definitely ain't surprised.
November 21, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Trump keeps GUSHING about his man-date. Man-date, man-date, man-date.
NO ONE CARES WHO YOU DATE, BRO. Maybe Melania cares, but she definitely ain't surprised.
NO ONE CARES WHO YOU DATE, BRO. Maybe Melania cares, but she definitely ain't surprised.
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“Republicans cannot both be loyal to Donald Trump and loyal to the Constitution.”— Liz Cheney
November 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM
“Republicans cannot both be loyal to Donald Trump and loyal to the Constitution.”— Liz Cheney
Lots of DNC hand wringing and finger pointing right now, but they couldn't have reached fascists or people who are ok with fascists. Raising the alarm higher than they did is counter productive. Better to oppose grubby, squabbling fascists than unified galvanized fascists.
November 20, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Lots of DNC hand wringing and finger pointing right now, but they couldn't have reached fascists or people who are ok with fascists. Raising the alarm higher than they did is counter productive. Better to oppose grubby, squabbling fascists than unified galvanized fascists.
Just joined. May as well start nice.
Please join me in hoping that MAGAt's thousands of terrible ideas conflict and counteract each other in such a way to create something awesome.
This is gonna hurt.
Please join me in hoping that MAGAt's thousands of terrible ideas conflict and counteract each other in such a way to create something awesome.
This is gonna hurt.
November 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Just joined. May as well start nice.
Please join me in hoping that MAGAt's thousands of terrible ideas conflict and counteract each other in such a way to create something awesome.
This is gonna hurt.
Please join me in hoping that MAGAt's thousands of terrible ideas conflict and counteract each other in such a way to create something awesome.
This is gonna hurt.