Carlin
@cissexualhaircut.bsky.social
Gay haircuts in Brooklyn
bass + mgmt for fggt band
I’m a pervert expect perverted behavior
bass + mgmt for fggt band
I’m a pervert expect perverted behavior
I don’t even know how to use google calendar like
May 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I don’t even know how to use google calendar like
Fake respectable naturals incoming
April 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fake respectable naturals incoming
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if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.
March 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.
Goddammit someone stole my custom “No Loads Refused” car magnet out of the mail
March 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Goddammit someone stole my custom “No Loads Refused” car magnet out of the mail
I chose minivan instead of motorcycle and lemme tell you it’s a way more private spot to cry
February 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I chose minivan instead of motorcycle and lemme tell you it’s a way more private spot to cry
If I had a boyfriend I would while he’s sick threaten him with creative violence until he feels better
February 2, 2025 at 8:51 AM
If I had a boyfriend I would while he’s sick threaten him with creative violence until he feels better
My band mate joking that next show she’s gonna change the words to one of our songs so it’s about how incredibly loud and dramatic I was on the toilet this morning :(
January 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My band mate joking that next show she’s gonna change the words to one of our songs so it’s about how incredibly loud and dramatic I was on the toilet this morning :(
Suggesting to cis friends that they do this and then they actually do this
January 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Suggesting to cis friends that they do this and then they actually do this
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You don't have to like each other to do community with someone. It helps, but it's not a requirement.
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You don't have to like each other to do community with someone. It helps, but it's not a requirement.
I’m having bad brain day which means it’s time for a tiny tiny haircut
January 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m having bad brain day which means it’s time for a tiny tiny haircut
Told my therapist that I’m ready for my apartment to run out of whippets. Whippit season is over for Carlin
January 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Told my therapist that I’m ready for my apartment to run out of whippets. Whippit season is over for Carlin
Bestie come over there’s a guitar here
December 28, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Bestie come over there’s a guitar here
Had a merry weenmas
December 28, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Had a merry weenmas
I need advice for how to wear this and not have 1/3 of my ass pop out as soon as I bend the slightest amount
December 21, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I need advice for how to wear this and not have 1/3 of my ass pop out as soon as I bend the slightest amount
Been really poorly behaved lately meaning I’m doing a protein shake instead of real lunch and I keep shopping for motorcycles on Craigslist
December 20, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Been really poorly behaved lately meaning I’m doing a protein shake instead of real lunch and I keep shopping for motorcycles on Craigslist
Not my phone autocorrecting goated to fisted
December 19, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Not my phone autocorrecting goated to fisted
Lmao I’m getting my areolas tattooed on Sunday
December 18, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Lmao I’m getting my areolas tattooed on Sunday
Bestie waking up to texts from me like
“let me use the meat tenderizer on you while you try to tune during our set Friday night at the Broadway”
“let me use the meat tenderizer on you while you try to tune during our set Friday night at the Broadway”
December 18, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Bestie waking up to texts from me like
“let me use the meat tenderizer on you while you try to tune during our set Friday night at the Broadway”
“let me use the meat tenderizer on you while you try to tune during our set Friday night at the Broadway”
Beautiful women dont wanna hear this but I lost my bottle of progesterone 2 weeks ago and it cured my erectile dysfunction
December 18, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Beautiful women dont wanna hear this but I lost my bottle of progesterone 2 weeks ago and it cured my erectile dysfunction
3 months off the sauce heyyy wow it feels really good
December 17, 2024 at 5:33 AM
3 months off the sauce heyyy wow it feels really good
Fuck my entire business is gender affirming care
Yesterday I pulled overt references of queerness off my site, my very successful store that sells my books that have queer main characters. Because a few days ago, Meta emailed saying my advertising on their platform will be restricted - my site was categorized as "sexuality and gender identity."
December 15, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Fuck my entire business is gender affirming care
Strongly considering wearing just this apron + nipple pasties + slutty underwear of the day to the erotic art market I’m cutting at this weekend
December 13, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Strongly considering wearing just this apron + nipple pasties + slutty underwear of the day to the erotic art market I’m cutting at this weekend
9:30pm is a top tier set time, so civilized
December 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM
9:30pm is a top tier set time, so civilized
Shadow banned on insta for posting about the EROTIC art market and the FAGGOT band 😖
December 13, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Shadow banned on insta for posting about the EROTIC art market and the FAGGOT band 😖
I was doing hair for a high school freshman and he asked if I have a favorite word and I very coyly said “oh the f slur” without any hesitation
December 13, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I was doing hair for a high school freshman and he asked if I have a favorite word and I very coyly said “oh the f slur” without any hesitation