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Just saw a promo for 60 Minutes on a story about Kentucky bourbon. It met Bari Weiss’ editorial standards after Pete Hegseth’s enthusiastic offer to provide on air comments.
December 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Sly Stallone as Hamilton is coming to the Trump-Kennedy Center in 2027.
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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You have not seen Evita until you've seen her played by Lara Trump. Coming next summer to the Trump-Kennedy Center.
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I just got my tickets for Scott Baio and Rob Schneider in My Dinner with Andre at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Just got my tickets to see Kevin Sorbo as Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman at the Trump-Kennedy Center.
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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I just got my tickets for Springtime for Putin at the Trump-Kennedy Center. I can't wait to see what Benny Johnson did with a whole musical.
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Pete Hegseth announced that mission command tracked a small one man flying vehicle attempting to smuggle sacks believed to contain fentanyl into the United States last night. The vehicle was engaged and there were no survivors. In addition to the pilot, 8 reindeer were also destroyed.
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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The MAGA, as you know, are wise men—wonderfully wise men— who bring gifts to their wealthy and powerful friends. They give the biggest Christmas gifts. Big strong men come up to them with tears in their eyes and tell them that their gifts were doubtless wise ones.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I’m pleased to announce that in 2026, I will be bringing debate straight to grade schools, meeting students where they are and challenging ideas through open, confident, real debate, real questions, and developing a new generation of conservative activists
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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The Epstein Files they released are the worst advent calendar ever.
December 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I was planning to vacation in Rancho Santana for Christmas break but the state department says Nicaragua isn’t safe for a Congressman right now, so I’ll be stuck in the 54th District. I volunteered to help decorate the Glendale Valley Main Street because I thought the photo op would be good for me.
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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This is why I ask you all to join us conservatives in boycotting NASCAR.
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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repeat it!

This is true!
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December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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If there is anything more seditious or dangerous to the values our country was founded on, than reminding people to obey The Constitution, I don't know what it could be.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Please remember, while flying a swastika is no longer hate speech, implying that somebody flying a swastika is a Nazi, still is.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Maybe grandma only gets one slipper this year. She doesn’t need two
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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It's way too early for me to commit to a Presidential run in 2028. However, if I don't run (and I don't think I will), I think a JD Vance and Ron DeSantis ticket would be ideal. Let's prove once and for all that charisma is overrated
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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This is why you always play cards with politicians when you get the chance. You will win. Democrats always fold and Republicans always hit on 15 regardless of what’s showing
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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In a world full of scorpions, Chuck Schumer is a frog
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Never resist a mugger, give them your wallet and then after they feel they have accomplished something they are much more likely to be willing to negotiate over the contents of the wallet
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I think a big reason Chicagoans are avoiding shopping at the Miracle Mile is because it's very inconvenient to drive all the way to the Mid-Wilshire district of Los Angeles
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Look, I'm not saying the economy has rebounded yet, but all I know is I've only had to work 87 days so far this year and I've made as much money as I did last year. That's the kind of progress I want to see.
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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President Trump continues to put his gold stamp on the White House. Don't forget, Thursday is Wings Night
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Cuomo could still win the election for NYC mayor if only Mike Pence has the courage.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM