Oh hi!

I think that makes Blair the Kautsky of the era :)

suppose I'll have to wear the other five on the plane

if only builders weren't strong enough to bench press me, I would fight them

i aspire to Greater Things: being cancelled over a theory take so bad it spawns a 20 year long debate

if there's one thing you should know about me it's that I'm always disturbed!

woe is me it's hard to be pretty

(gonna call myself a 6.5/10 just to watch everyone get pissed off at me again cause actually I love it)

my thing is I just try to be mean to people

like being given a noogie by 2015 Tumblr

also my phone's camera kind of sucks tbh and I've hated every pic taken of me by other people including by pro photographers so I basically never see what that'd look like anyway

Why are they like this

can't wait to find out about the grey-skinned alien overlords tbh