Sloppy Head Enjoyer (protagonist era)
@cisgirl.space
18+ only pls, minors DNI, Trans anarchist, She/Her 🏳️⚧️
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The two big sloppy head enjoyer guarantees are the following:
- I will never open a merch store and sell you a shitty T-shirt
- I will never be a blue check.
(too annoying to gain a following, will never do anything of note)
- I will never open a merch store and sell you a shitty T-shirt
- I will never be a blue check.
(too annoying to gain a following, will never do anything of note)
it should be illegal to run construction equipment on Saturday mornings
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
it should be illegal to run construction equipment on Saturday mornings
I should probably sleep more fuck this I'm going back to bed like a fucking princess
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I should probably sleep more fuck this I'm going back to bed like a fucking princess
sometimes I wish I was slightly less hot so I could post things people can relate to as opposed to things that make them upset with me and that's why I post about brain worms I no longer really have
luckily I have a mental breakdown every other day for balance
luckily I have a mental breakdown every other day for balance
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
sometimes I wish I was slightly less hot so I could post things people can relate to as opposed to things that make them upset with me and that's why I post about brain worms I no longer really have
luckily I have a mental breakdown every other day for balance
luckily I have a mental breakdown every other day for balance
oh my god I forgot about the EV dropoff on day 5. I feel like my legs are made of lead
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
oh my god I forgot about the EV dropoff on day 5. I feel like my legs are made of lead
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The Germans must be stopped
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Germans must be stopped
No judgement of people who do but I never got into editing selfies cause if I so much as tweaked exposure, contrast and such I'd be setting standards for myself to meet all the time. I just rawdog flawed composition and lighting conditions.
I'm fine with being pretty, not stunning beyond belief
I'm fine with being pretty, not stunning beyond belief
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
No judgement of people who do but I never got into editing selfies cause if I so much as tweaked exposure, contrast and such I'd be setting standards for myself to meet all the time. I just rawdog flawed composition and lighting conditions.
I'm fine with being pretty, not stunning beyond belief
I'm fine with being pretty, not stunning beyond belief
The Germans must be stopped
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Germans must be stopped
funny to watch americans learn what Belgians have known for 35 years: We are all governed by a cabal of evil pedos
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
funny to watch americans learn what Belgians have known for 35 years: We are all governed by a cabal of evil pedos
can't believe I got drug tested at the speed skating competition fml
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
can't believe I got drug tested at the speed skating competition fml
Legit always surprised to see when 20-somethings have actual furniture rather than a collection of Items
consider myself fairly unique and privileged in these circles for reasons of having a stable income and only having spent 6/7ths of my life in poverty
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Legit always surprised to see when 20-somethings have actual furniture rather than a collection of Items
noteworthy how marxist-leninists always seem to have such comfortable middle class backgrounds whereas most anarchists I know wonder where their next meal is coming from
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
noteworthy how marxist-leninists always seem to have such comfortable middle class backgrounds whereas most anarchists I know wonder where their next meal is coming from
getting the NACA duct surgery so I can breathe better at high speeds
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
getting the NACA duct surgery so I can breathe better at high speeds
if I ever put fake freckles on my face like a zoomer egirl please take me out back and shoot me ok?
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
if I ever put fake freckles on my face like a zoomer egirl please take me out back and shoot me ok?
SLEEP WOOFS
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
SLEEP WOOFS
every day someone replies to me in a way that makes my blood boil, having complete missed the subtext of what I'm saying, feeling safe in the knowledge that I'm a know-nothing bimbo they can feel better than and I have to fucking stand there holding a coffee until the rage subsides.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
every day someone replies to me in a way that makes my blood boil, having complete missed the subtext of what I'm saying, feeling safe in the knowledge that I'm a know-nothing bimbo they can feel better than and I have to fucking stand there holding a coffee until the rage subsides.
ah yes, time for my pre-travel ritual where I remove all the various knives and implements from my handbag
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ah yes, time for my pre-travel ritual where I remove all the various knives and implements from my handbag
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My mum asked me if I did the dishes. I yelled “Your Party!” She smiled. She knew they were washed.
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My mum asked me if I did the dishes. I yelled “Your Party!” She smiled. She knew they were washed.
why would the gods make posting through it so tempting if you weren't meant to?
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
why would the gods make posting through it so tempting if you weren't meant to?
half the people on this site:
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
half the people on this site:
I'm not crashing out I'm just watching a lot of movies that make me cry ok
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm not crashing out I'm just watching a lot of movies that make me cry ok
every day I wake up and gaze into hell because I'm a social creature and l'enfer c'est les autres
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
every day I wake up and gaze into hell because I'm a social creature and l'enfer c'est les autres
Told you bluesky moderation wasn't transphobic. Banning Patton Oswalt means they're just against anyone ever being funny on the internet
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Told you bluesky moderation wasn't transphobic. Banning Patton Oswalt means they're just against anyone ever being funny on the internet
more like bo burned ham
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
more like bo burned ham
hearing that adnan hussain has quit your party so they're officially pro trans rights and anti landlord now it's okay we can go back to liking corbyn now
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
hearing that adnan hussain has quit your party so they're officially pro trans rights and anti landlord now it's okay we can go back to liking corbyn now
we should bring back the rule about not being allowed to comment on theory til you've been out for X number of years except make it one week less than I've been on hrt
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
we should bring back the rule about not being allowed to comment on theory til you've been out for X number of years except make it one week less than I've been on hrt