Circus Floor
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i been in trouble ever since i set my suitcase down
some personal news
A raccoon entered a liquor store in Virginia and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then it passed out on the floor of the bathroom.
Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
some personal news
This dog is a fucking ku kluxer
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This dog is a fucking ku kluxer
Trapped in Arkansas a week tomorrow. Putrid livin'. We stutter through conversations like we're talking around a secret in a novel. I smoked dope with my cool sister-in-law to make the time pass. I do all my walkin' at WalMart. These folks don't eat fiber.
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Trapped in Arkansas a week tomorrow. Putrid livin'. We stutter through conversations like we're talking around a secret in a novel. I smoked dope with my cool sister-in-law to make the time pass. I do all my walkin' at WalMart. These folks don't eat fiber.
You wanna talk about vile? Lemme tell you about vile. I'm here in Arkansas with the in-laws. We await the arrival of my sister-in-law. She's so horrible and insipid, I don't even have an anecdote demonstrating. She's so horrible you don't remember moments just her overall evil demeanor.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You wanna talk about vile? Lemme tell you about vile. I'm here in Arkansas with the in-laws. We await the arrival of my sister-in-law. She's so horrible and insipid, I don't even have an anecdote demonstrating. She's so horrible you don't remember moments just her overall evil demeanor.
Everybody's gotten old. You can always tell on holidays. 10, 15 years ago, the pent up holiday energy fueled nights like tonight. All the boredom and anger and tedium spilled out on the TL in an entertaining and sometimes horrible display. Now it's quiet like a suburban street on holiday nights.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Everybody's gotten old. You can always tell on holidays. 10, 15 years ago, the pent up holiday energy fueled nights like tonight. All the boredom and anger and tedium spilled out on the TL in an entertaining and sometimes horrible display. Now it's quiet like a suburban street on holiday nights.
one thing me and emily d got in common tbh
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
one thing me and emily d got in common tbh
Walt Weiss and Ozzie Guillen platoon?
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Walt Weiss and Ozzie Guillen platoon?
last day of work BRAWL c'mon ya lazy fucks we know what you're up to out there
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
last day of work BRAWL c'mon ya lazy fucks we know what you're up to out there
wheres hat guy ffs
August 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
wheres hat guy ffs
that bobby cox/mark wohlers picture is ... it's here. it's around.
August 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
that bobby cox/mark wohlers picture is ... it's here. it's around.
wonder if goldberg will let gunther stab him tho
July 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
wonder if goldberg will let gunther stab him tho
braves fucking up again huh
June 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
braves fucking up again huh
fuckin' miserable viewing rn
June 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
fuckin' miserable viewing rn
Fuckin Manny Machado is on my goddamn nerves
May 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Fuckin Manny Machado is on my goddamn nerves
Gotta think in terms of pure winning percentage that the six man tag is the most successful match type in pro wrestling history. Can’t think of a genuinely bad one.
May 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Gotta think in terms of pure winning percentage that the six man tag is the most successful match type in pro wrestling history. Can’t think of a genuinely bad one.
Ask me about watching that blown save on a work call
May 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ask me about watching that blown save on a work call
gotta turn up the heat when bitching about starbucks tbh
May 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
gotta turn up the heat when bitching about starbucks tbh
Hoping the Braves win this soon because I need some advice on a bit
May 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hoping the Braves win this soon because I need some advice on a bit
Blewett to start the 10th sounds like the open to the worst baseball bit you’ve heard on old time radio.
May 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Blewett to start the 10th sounds like the open to the worst baseball bit you’ve heard on old time radio.
I like Verdugo because he looks like some shitty painter you knew in college who made incredible jokes about poetry, painting, and philosophy. When you around him, you felt like you were dreaming a Kerouac character. This is about a specific person, yes
May 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I like Verdugo because he looks like some shitty painter you knew in college who made incredible jokes about poetry, painting, and philosophy. When you around him, you felt like you were dreaming a Kerouac character. This is about a specific person, yes
I’m the new pope. Big day for me
May 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m the new pope. Big day for me
I logged on to the other site yesterday and found a disastrous for you thread that was mostly videos of fights? I did watch a few, to be clear. And by a few, I mean roughly 5. I live over there again is what I’m saying.
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May 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I logged on to the other site yesterday and found a disastrous for you thread that was mostly videos of fights? I did watch a few, to be clear. And by a few, I mean roughly 5. I live over there again is what I’m saying.
Sturgill is a fucking gift.
April 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sturgill is a fucking gift.