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— TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS??
— TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL

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{ EVERYONE'S FAVORITE NUMBER #1 RATED , SPAMTON G. SPAMTON }
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𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍.ᐟ ╱ 𝐈ʾ𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃˒ 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐓.ᐟ
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
LOOKING FOR A [[piece of f]]URNITURE BUT THE [[handyman]] KEEPS G1VING [[me??]] [[Polished Red-Painted Shelf $49.99]]
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
KILL
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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{ starting out era spamton }
{ past version of @circa1997.bsky.social }
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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The film runs out. Black. A different kind of black.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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You. I know you can hear me. When you die, Courier... I'll be waiting. Your grave's going to look just like this vault.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
{{ this would be a funny spamton acc. giant mech spam
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
DAMN [[bay harbor butcher]]Y ARE YOU A [[Lupus]] BECAUSE I W4NT TO [[sharing is caring]] A [[Dr. House]] AND [[Can we put our Minecraft beds together]] WITH [[YOU!!]]
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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[[Yeowch! Oof! Yeowzers!]] STOP [[pulling]] MY ARMS ARE [[WARNING: FRAGILE PACKAGE]]
September 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
{{ was looking for something and saw this again
DOES IT [[minecraftskeletonrattle.mp3]] WHEN YOU WALK 0R [[What?]]???
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
[[put a little hot sauce on that bad boy]]
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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//
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
// her!! but its ok i made the same mistake with chartreuse lmao
[ It doesn't take her long to realize. It feels like a cold, hard rock, sinking to the bottom of her stomach. ]

[ ... Well. It's his fault. It deserves this. ]

[ His shoulders hunch a little. ]
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
[[Big Shot]]
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
EOSSSS.....
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
{ Long yawn. }

SPAMTON TO [[retire my]] BLOODLINE
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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(yea)
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
[[Water me]]
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
[[WEEN]]ER
October 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
[[flower]]ING
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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@circa1997.bsky.social

// . . . . I don't know what to do other than laugh. Uh. Feel free to use it as a pfp for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Let pain run its course.
October 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
{ Rising out of dumpster like on an elevator. }

[[Good morni]]

{ She falls out of the dumpster on accident. }

. . .

[[Owieee!]]
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
{{ marvel rivals.... bro. ....
October 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM