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— TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS??
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What!? CAT MIKE has the highest score!? What's wrong with you, making people think MIKE is a CAT!?
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
[[Mike]]AEL [[Grand Theft Auto 5]]S
December 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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By the way, happy Egg Day you guys.
Now, 𝐋𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧 𝐄𝐠𝐠.
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
ON [[TV Time]]S SOUL I WON'T [[eggnog]] [[Down the hatch!]] AND [[laying]] PIPIS ON THE [[MY FRONT YARD!]] THIS Y EAR
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
AM 1 [[invitation only]] TO THE [[Kris]]MAS PAR[[teeball]]
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
YOU GOTTA REALLY [[jimmyhere]] IT OUT
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
THERE WAS NO [[####]]ING [[lollipop]]S
VERY WELL .

WE WILL SEE YOU

ON THE OTHER SIDE .
Oh shit I get a lollipop? Uhhh fuuuck the cinnamon ones are good
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
AWW [[4]] P0LYGON YOU [[I Love You]] ME??? AWWWWW
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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DAMN [[bay harbor butcher]]Y ARE YOU A [[Lupus]] BECAUSE I W4NT TO [[sharing is caring]] A [[Dr. House]] AND [[Can we put our Minecraft beds together]] WITH [[YOU!!]]
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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wanna make out grand slam style?
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I WANT THE [[The Chair]]
December 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
[[kill]] YOUR FAM[[ily]]
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I MISS [[Tenna]] 8^)
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
UHM

[[Little]] PIPIS

OK
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
AUNT [[Spam]]TON
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍.ᐟ ╱ 𝐈ʾ𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃˒ 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐓.ᐟ
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
LOOKING FOR A [[piece of f]]URNITURE BUT THE [[handyman]] KEEPS G1VING [[me??]] [[Polished Red-Painted Shelf $49.99]]
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
KILL
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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The film runs out. Black. A different kind of black.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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You. I know you can hear me. When you die, Courier... I'll be waiting. Your grave's going to look just like this vault.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
DAMN [[bay harbor butcher]]Y ARE YOU A [[Lupus]] BECAUSE I W4NT TO [[sharing is caring]] A [[Dr. House]] AND [[Can we put our Minecraft beds together]] WITH [[YOU!!]]
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM