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circa1997.bsky.social
— #1 RATED SALESWOMAN
@circa1997.bsky.social
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— #1 RATED SALESWOMAN @circa1997.bsky.social · Sep 18
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{ EVERYONE'S FAVORITE NUMBER #1 RATED , SPAMTON G. SPAMTON }
{ #dtrp #deltarunerp }
circa1997.bsky.social
[[put a little hot sauce on that bad boy]]
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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specildeal.bsky.social
//
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
circa1997.bsky.social
// her!! but its ok i made the same mistake with chartreuse lmao
essayhelpnow.craves.coffee ✐ᝰ ‍‍‍ᴄʜᴀʀᴛʀᴇᴜꜱᴇ. @essayhelpnow.craves.coffee · 7d
[ It doesn't take her long to realize. It feels like a cold, hard rock, sinking to the bottom of her stomach. ]

[ ... Well. It's his fault. It deserves this. ]

[ His shoulders hunch a little. ]
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
circa1997.bsky.social
[[Big Shot]]
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
circa1997.bsky.social
EOSSSS.....
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
circa1997.bsky.social
{ Long yawn. }

SPAMTON TO [[retire my]] BLOODLINE
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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notapippins.bsky.social
(yea)
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
circa1997.bsky.social
[[Water me]]
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
circa1997.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
circa1997.bsky.social
[[WEEN]]ER
October 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
circa1997.bsky.social
[[flower]]ING
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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imthemodelpippins.bsky.social
@circa1997.bsky.social

// . . . . I don't know what to do other than laugh. Uh. Feel free to use it as a pfp for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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fatecalls.bsky.social
Let pain run its course.
October 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
circa1997.bsky.social
{ Rising out of dumpster like on an elevator. }

[[Good morni]]

{ She falls out of the dumpster on accident. }

. . .

[[Owieee!]]
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
circa1997.bsky.social
{{ marvel rivals.... bro. ....
October 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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specildeal.bsky.social
SPAM [Tuah] 2026
October 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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the-man-and-myth.bsky.social
Man, i should recall my hollow heart
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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todayilaiddown.bsky.social
ASRIEL did not fight back.
October 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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fatecalls.bsky.social
SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA
THE ICON OF SIN

A BATTERED BODY
IS DENIED DEATH

IN ORDER TO GRANT IT,
EN MASSE
October 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
circa1997.bsky.social
[[Big Shot]]
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
circa1997.bsky.social
[[Eos]]......
October 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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mint-coffee.bsky.social
I’m the kind of scum who’d be on my knees, profusely apologizing while carrying a huge axe on my shoulder.
October 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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wcrdplay.bsky.social
jokes on you i’ve secretly been a bottom this whole time ! / secretly ?
October 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
circa1997.bsky.social
latenightemails.bsky.social ☆*:. → 📧 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 23d
Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets. Or their big, rich, golden wieners. Eh, it’s probably their wieners.
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
circa1997.bsky.social
I'M [[pregnant]] [[WITH IDEAS-!!]]
October 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM