The Lumineers are to Father John Misty as The Neighborhood are to The National. Come on now.

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North Bedford yuppie gentrification has entered its “Power Wheels parking violations” era

#Brooklyn #Williamsburg

Finally. A ruling class I can get behind.

#MayDay #NYC #LaborStrong #PenguinProud

Welp folks — they didn’t make it

Spent lunch yesterday on a fruitless quest thru Midtown’s many corp chain pharmacies, scouring yards of locked product cases, trying to re-up on my husband’s preferred, obscure, imported brand of English throat lozenge. Found at our local Brooklyn mom & pop. Real peak mid-aughts hipster shit.

My Spotify Wrapped just distilled and described my whole-ass personality to me better than a therapist.

Okay, corporate data hacking algorithms and LLMs….you win this round

This is Sir Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr — so named for his glorious mustachio and permanent judicial robes. Also called Olly, Oli-furr, Olly-poo, bah-bee, Kittums, and on occasion “NO!” (when he eats — and promptly vomits up — the fronds of our palm plant)

And in gratitude melissafehrtrade.bsky.social here is my IRL emotional support fluffball. I have probably cuddled one of his nine lives away in the last month, coping with my agitation at LITERALLY ALL HEADLINE NEWS these days.

The cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.

Chuck knew what was up