Ava Rose-Shirley
@cinderelladesade.bsky.social
Former litigation data analyst, relationship coach, GSRD Consultant, delivery driver, cinema concessions and box office, radio host, and that person who was assigned nightly to pick up THOSE shoes at Ross. (My misanthropy is earned.)
Always a Musician.
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Always a Musician.
🏳️⚧️
Pinned
Indifference in the face of inequality is a form of complicity with the worst of humanity’s ills.
You don’t have to like me to love me. I don’t have to like you to love you.
I want the whole world to be healthy, wise, strong, and safe enough to be soft where it matters.
Why hate me? I’m harmless.
You don’t have to like me to love me. I don’t have to like you to love you.
I want the whole world to be healthy, wise, strong, and safe enough to be soft where it matters.
Why hate me? I’m harmless.
The Epstein Files will be released as a special feature on Firefly Season 2 and Spaced Series 3.
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Epstein Files will be released as a special feature on Firefly Season 2 and Spaced Series 3.
The Stoic’s Guide to Capitalism’s Neo-Spirituality:
Chapter 1 - Psychics
You can’t get screwed out of your money if you’re only there to be entertained, and don’t invest emotionally. Those who believe in it assume the risks.
Swipe the beaded curtain as many times as you want. You paid.
Chapter 1 - Psychics
You can’t get screwed out of your money if you’re only there to be entertained, and don’t invest emotionally. Those who believe in it assume the risks.
Swipe the beaded curtain as many times as you want. You paid.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Stoic’s Guide to Capitalism’s Neo-Spirituality:
Chapter 1 - Psychics
You can’t get screwed out of your money if you’re only there to be entertained, and don’t invest emotionally. Those who believe in it assume the risks.
Swipe the beaded curtain as many times as you want. You paid.
Chapter 1 - Psychics
You can’t get screwed out of your money if you’re only there to be entertained, and don’t invest emotionally. Those who believe in it assume the risks.
Swipe the beaded curtain as many times as you want. You paid.
“I feel like I have to be both exceptional and invisible just to survive.”
AI’s description of my psyche, derived from things I’ve said.
Apt.
It’s very apt.
I’m very unsure of what to do next.
I suppose I’ll continue sitting with discomfort like there’s a devil’s tritone in my esophagus.
AI’s description of my psyche, derived from things I’ve said.
Apt.
It’s very apt.
I’m very unsure of what to do next.
I suppose I’ll continue sitting with discomfort like there’s a devil’s tritone in my esophagus.
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
“I feel like I have to be both exceptional and invisible just to survive.”
AI’s description of my psyche, derived from things I’ve said.
Apt.
It’s very apt.
I’m very unsure of what to do next.
I suppose I’ll continue sitting with discomfort like there’s a devil’s tritone in my esophagus.
AI’s description of my psyche, derived from things I’ve said.
Apt.
It’s very apt.
I’m very unsure of what to do next.
I suppose I’ll continue sitting with discomfort like there’s a devil’s tritone in my esophagus.
Ummmm…
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Ummmm…
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
I have many questions about what’s happening here.
Why is Wayne Knight’s action figure so ripped?
And riding a motorbike.
And accompanied by the wrong dinosaur?
Ugh. Just go read the book.
My dad’s a Grammy nom and I’m trans.
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
My dad’s a Grammy nom and I’m trans.
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
Does that count for anything?
No?
Okay. I’ll just blow my nose into my music degree, then.
(He never finished college, and abandoned three children. Whyyyyy did I become a musiciannnnn?!? Oh right, the grooming and lack of self agency. Neato pianissimo.)
One day, someone will find all of my old Reddit posts about how “If sexual immorality is ruining the world, why can’t sexual wellness save it?” and realize I was lightyears ahead of the curve.
I’m nothing like a prophet, and I never profited off anyone’s pain.
I’m wise. 🤷♀️
(Therapist confirmed.)
I’m nothing like a prophet, and I never profited off anyone’s pain.
I’m wise. 🤷♀️
(Therapist confirmed.)
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
One day, someone will find all of my old Reddit posts about how “If sexual immorality is ruining the world, why can’t sexual wellness save it?” and realize I was lightyears ahead of the curve.
I’m nothing like a prophet, and I never profited off anyone’s pain.
I’m wise. 🤷♀️
(Therapist confirmed.)
I’m nothing like a prophet, and I never profited off anyone’s pain.
I’m wise. 🤷♀️
(Therapist confirmed.)
🏳️⚧️🎼
Hey man, chill out.
It’s not like got this dysphoria for ya.
Stop staring at my tits.
i’m not changing your genitalia.
🎶🏳️⚧️
Hey man, chill out.
It’s not like got this dysphoria for ya.
Stop staring at my tits.
i’m not changing your genitalia.
🎶🏳️⚧️
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM
🏳️⚧️🎼
Hey man, chill out.
It’s not like got this dysphoria for ya.
Stop staring at my tits.
i’m not changing your genitalia.
🎶🏳️⚧️
Hey man, chill out.
It’s not like got this dysphoria for ya.
Stop staring at my tits.
i’m not changing your genitalia.
🎶🏳️⚧️
This music sounds like 90s corporate training video montages.
And I don’t hate it.
open.spotify.com/track/55ItYh...
And I don’t hate it.
open.spotify.com/track/55ItYh...
Hard-Wired
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This music sounds like 90s corporate training video montages.
And I don’t hate it.
open.spotify.com/track/55ItYh...
And I don’t hate it.
open.spotify.com/track/55ItYh...
Legacy means nothing if you never truly pass away.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Legacy means nothing if you never truly pass away.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
This is sick.
The human spirit has been destroyed over and over again by vanity and delusions of eternity.
Why do Michael and Liza think they’re special enough to live forever?
Just hire Rob Brydon and Catherine Tate, instead of killing art.
Boston is full of these douchebags.
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Boston is full of these douchebags.
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
I steered clear of them in college, but my roommate worked for Dershowitz so I heard a LOT of racism and pro Israel talk in between his tobacco spitting.
(Fuck you, Erich W. You still owe me $2500.)
3/4ths of this country aren’t functionally literate in any of the main primary languages here, (English, Spanish, Mandarin, Japanese, German, Italian, Tagalog) & it’s not weighted towards any demographic or another.
Homeland Security is full of the same imbeciles they accuse the public of having.
Homeland Security is full of the same imbeciles they accuse the public of having.
📢
Yikes 😬 an official U.S. government account just referred to Americans as “imbecilic morons.” That’s… a choice.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
3/4ths of this country aren’t functionally literate in any of the main primary languages here, (English, Spanish, Mandarin, Japanese, German, Italian, Tagalog) & it’s not weighted towards any demographic or another.
Homeland Security is full of the same imbeciles they accuse the public of having.
Homeland Security is full of the same imbeciles they accuse the public of having.
Ginger Wildheart is my new hero.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Ginger Wildheart is my new hero.
Reposted by Ava Rose-Shirley
I don’t even send that many emails in a year.
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I don’t even send that many emails in a year.
Maybe 24 hour access to the minds of every person on the planet was the mistake.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Maybe 24 hour access to the minds of every person on the planet was the mistake.
Honestly, on the grand scale of capitalism, working retail is less ethical than sex work.
“Here, let me upsell you on this thing neither of us has the money for, and doesn’t make you come.”
(Cum is a noun, let’s all be reasonable sluts about this.)
“Here, let me upsell you on this thing neither of us has the money for, and doesn’t make you come.”
(Cum is a noun, let’s all be reasonable sluts about this.)
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Honestly, on the grand scale of capitalism, working retail is less ethical than sex work.
“Here, let me upsell you on this thing neither of us has the money for, and doesn’t make you come.”
(Cum is a noun, let’s all be reasonable sluts about this.)
“Here, let me upsell you on this thing neither of us has the money for, and doesn’t make you come.”
(Cum is a noun, let’s all be reasonable sluts about this.)
I’ve been in her shoes.
She looks like someone I used to know.
Helper people help people.
She looks like someone I used to know.
Helper people help people.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’ve been in her shoes.
She looks like someone I used to know.
Helper people help people.
She looks like someone I used to know.
Helper people help people.
My sister sent me this.
She’s the best.
She’s the best.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My sister sent me this.
She’s the best.
She’s the best.
I said it was always heading here, people called me crazy.
I saw the rise of Nazism in Ohio from 2009 to 2019… it’s like *this* everywhere in the NE parts of the Buckeye state.
Imagine my surprise when I found out I was the only trans and queer person for 100 miles.
I used to be a Libertarian.
I saw the rise of Nazism in Ohio from 2009 to 2019… it’s like *this* everywhere in the NE parts of the Buckeye state.
Imagine my surprise when I found out I was the only trans and queer person for 100 miles.
I used to be a Libertarian.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I said it was always heading here, people called me crazy.
I saw the rise of Nazism in Ohio from 2009 to 2019… it’s like *this* everywhere in the NE parts of the Buckeye state.
Imagine my surprise when I found out I was the only trans and queer person for 100 miles.
I used to be a Libertarian.
I saw the rise of Nazism in Ohio from 2009 to 2019… it’s like *this* everywhere in the NE parts of the Buckeye state.
Imagine my surprise when I found out I was the only trans and queer person for 100 miles.
I used to be a Libertarian.
It wasn’t this century, but President Buchanan was gay.
Andrew Jackson, awful man, called the President “Miss Nancy.”
Senator Wm. Rufus King was his lover. They lived together.
Oh my god, they were Oval Officemates! 😅
Andrew Jackson, awful man, called the President “Miss Nancy.”
Senator Wm. Rufus King was his lover. They lived together.
Oh my god, they were Oval Officemates! 😅
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It wasn’t this century, but President Buchanan was gay.
Andrew Jackson, awful man, called the President “Miss Nancy.”
Senator Wm. Rufus King was his lover. They lived together.
Oh my god, they were Oval Officemates! 😅
Andrew Jackson, awful man, called the President “Miss Nancy.”
Senator Wm. Rufus King was his lover. They lived together.
Oh my god, they were Oval Officemates! 😅
I really don’t like Gavin Newsom.
I hate Trump.
But I really don’t like Gavin Newsom either.
I hate Trump.
But I really don’t like Gavin Newsom either.
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I really don’t like Gavin Newsom.
I hate Trump.
But I really don’t like Gavin Newsom either.
I hate Trump.
But I really don’t like Gavin Newsom either.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I have it on good authority (a caddy at Pebble Beach) that John Travolta likes to rent houses on the grounds, to fuck young men by the pool.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallegedly.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallegedly.
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I have it on good authority (a caddy at Pebble Beach) that John Travolta likes to rent houses on the grounds, to fuck young men by the pool.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallegedly.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallegedly.