Ava Rose-Shirley
@cinderelladesade.bsky.social
Former litigation data analyst, relationship coach, GSRD Consultant, delivery driver, cinema concessions and box office, radio host, and that person who was assigned nightly to pick up THOSE shoes at Ross. (My misanthropy is earned.)
Always a Musician.
🏳️⚧️
Always a Musician.
🏳️⚧️
I saw Paul at the Hollywood Bowl aaaaages ago, in another life entirely, and he has not lost his charm onstage.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I saw Paul at the Hollywood Bowl aaaaages ago, in another life entirely, and he has not lost his charm onstage.
I’m just a girl…
…standing in front of a world full of boys…
…asking them to preemptively masturbate before they even think about speaking to her.
…standing in front of a world full of boys…
…asking them to preemptively masturbate before they even think about speaking to her.
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’m just a girl…
…standing in front of a world full of boys…
…asking them to preemptively masturbate before they even think about speaking to her.
…standing in front of a world full of boys…
…asking them to preemptively masturbate before they even think about speaking to her.
Bill Clinton… flawed man.
He likes to hang around Berklee Beach (Mass Ave in Boston) and perv on the South Korean Woodwind students.
He likes to hang around Berklee Beach (Mass Ave in Boston) and perv on the South Korean Woodwind students.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Bill Clinton… flawed man.
He likes to hang around Berklee Beach (Mass Ave in Boston) and perv on the South Korean Woodwind students.
He likes to hang around Berklee Beach (Mass Ave in Boston) and perv on the South Korean Woodwind students.
Are you FUCKING kidding me?!?
I have a friend who didn’t have cake on her birthday because she lives in a FUCKING REFUGEE CAMP.
That $5,000 would buy her 500 days of water.
I have a friend who didn’t have cake on her birthday because she lives in a FUCKING REFUGEE CAMP.
That $5,000 would buy her 500 days of water.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Are you FUCKING kidding me?!?
I have a friend who didn’t have cake on her birthday because she lives in a FUCKING REFUGEE CAMP.
That $5,000 would buy her 500 days of water.
I have a friend who didn’t have cake on her birthday because she lives in a FUCKING REFUGEE CAMP.
That $5,000 would buy her 500 days of water.
Oh, good.
Toxic positivity and feigned collaboration between two parties that shouldn’t be in power at all.
My favorite.
🙃
Toxic positivity and feigned collaboration between two parties that shouldn’t be in power at all.
My favorite.
🙃
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oh, good.
Toxic positivity and feigned collaboration between two parties that shouldn’t be in power at all.
My favorite.
🙃
Toxic positivity and feigned collaboration between two parties that shouldn’t be in power at all.
My favorite.
🙃
…did…
No!
Wait.
Ummmm…
…did Trump suck Clinton’s dick in front of Putin?
What a scandal that’d be if it were to be true.
Justice for Monica, fuck.
This is insane.
No!
Wait.
Ummmm…
…did Trump suck Clinton’s dick in front of Putin?
What a scandal that’d be if it were to be true.
Justice for Monica, fuck.
This is insane.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
…did…
No!
Wait.
Ummmm…
…did Trump suck Clinton’s dick in front of Putin?
What a scandal that’d be if it were to be true.
Justice for Monica, fuck.
This is insane.
No!
Wait.
Ummmm…
…did Trump suck Clinton’s dick in front of Putin?
What a scandal that’d be if it were to be true.
Justice for Monica, fuck.
This is insane.
One thing you should know about me is that I punch up HARD.
I hug laterally.
I hug laterally.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
One thing you should know about me is that I punch up HARD.
I hug laterally.
I hug laterally.
I would rather….
have never seen a fridge with my own two eyes…
or tasted fresh cheese…
than witness this psychospirital assault abomination…
from Matt Groening’s darkest recesses…
happen within my purview.
Can I please be adopted by nomads?
have never seen a fridge with my own two eyes…
or tasted fresh cheese…
than witness this psychospirital assault abomination…
from Matt Groening’s darkest recesses…
happen within my purview.
Can I please be adopted by nomads?
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I would rather….
have never seen a fridge with my own two eyes…
or tasted fresh cheese…
than witness this psychospirital assault abomination…
from Matt Groening’s darkest recesses…
happen within my purview.
Can I please be adopted by nomads?
have never seen a fridge with my own two eyes…
or tasted fresh cheese…
than witness this psychospirital assault abomination…
from Matt Groening’s darkest recesses…
happen within my purview.
Can I please be adopted by nomads?
(Dedicated to my friend in a South Sudanese camp. For all she means to me.)
I had to put my feelings into a narrative voice to process them.
Content warning: if it hits you, you’ll know why. And that’s why it hurts.
I had to put my feelings into a narrative voice to process them.
Content warning: if it hits you, you’ll know why. And that’s why it hurts.
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
(Dedicated to my friend in a South Sudanese camp. For all she means to me.)
I had to put my feelings into a narrative voice to process them.
Content warning: if it hits you, you’ll know why. And that’s why it hurts.
I had to put my feelings into a narrative voice to process them.
Content warning: if it hits you, you’ll know why. And that’s why it hurts.
Please spread this message as far as you can. The foreign aid cuts went a lot further than even I realized.
I don’t know what else to say, I’m too close to the issue.
Please 🙏 help a trans domestic refugee help her trans foreign refugee friends. 🙏
I beg of you to care about Sudanese women too.
I don’t know what else to say, I’m too close to the issue.
Please 🙏 help a trans domestic refugee help her trans foreign refugee friends. 🙏
I beg of you to care about Sudanese women too.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Please spread this message as far as you can. The foreign aid cuts went a lot further than even I realized.
I don’t know what else to say, I’m too close to the issue.
Please 🙏 help a trans domestic refugee help her trans foreign refugee friends. 🙏
I beg of you to care about Sudanese women too.
I don’t know what else to say, I’m too close to the issue.
Please 🙏 help a trans domestic refugee help her trans foreign refugee friends. 🙏
I beg of you to care about Sudanese women too.
There is absolutely no way anyone outside of my head can predict what interests me.
I often can’t.
I often can’t.
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There is absolutely no way anyone outside of my head can predict what interests me.
I often can’t.
I often can’t.
The 80s called, they said “Hey! You’re supposed to be a satanic walking murderboner! HOW are you ADORABLE?
(I love metalheads more than I like humanity.)
(I love metalheads more than I like humanity.)
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The 80s called, they said “Hey! You’re supposed to be a satanic walking murderboner! HOW are you ADORABLE?
(I love metalheads more than I like humanity.)
(I love metalheads more than I like humanity.)
This is expert level neutral chaos gremlin behavior.
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is expert level neutral chaos gremlin behavior.
I’m so proud. Lol.
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m so proud. Lol.
As an accredited expert in useless bullshit like Solfège…
This is not Re Mi Fa So La Ti and Do. That’s a major scale.
Those cheap games are made by cheap people.
This is not Re Mi Fa So La Ti and Do. That’s a major scale.
Those cheap games are made by cheap people.
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
As an accredited expert in useless bullshit like Solfège…
This is not Re Mi Fa So La Ti and Do. That’s a major scale.
Those cheap games are made by cheap people.
This is not Re Mi Fa So La Ti and Do. That’s a major scale.
Those cheap games are made by cheap people.
Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Three things I have almost no connection to, “inspiring a new age of something I enjoy…” which is Cinema.
If I wanted to watch someone else’s idea of an anime action video game, I’d pay to watch my friend from twenty years ago on Twitch.
Not my vibe.
Three things I have almost no connection to, “inspiring a new age of something I enjoy…” which is Cinema.
If I wanted to watch someone else’s idea of an anime action video game, I’d pay to watch my friend from twenty years ago on Twitch.
Not my vibe.
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Three things I have almost no connection to, “inspiring a new age of something I enjoy…” which is Cinema.
If I wanted to watch someone else’s idea of an anime action video game, I’d pay to watch my friend from twenty years ago on Twitch.
Not my vibe.
Three things I have almost no connection to, “inspiring a new age of something I enjoy…” which is Cinema.
If I wanted to watch someone else’s idea of an anime action video game, I’d pay to watch my friend from twenty years ago on Twitch.
Not my vibe.
Before anyone gets too cocky… it’s millennials’ fault that Gen Z and Alpha aren’t getting the same exposure to education that we did.
You got laid. You smoked weed. You listened to Linkin Park and thought you were “truly living” but your forgot to pay attention in class & to your little siblings.
You got laid. You smoked weed. You listened to Linkin Park and thought you were “truly living” but your forgot to pay attention in class & to your little siblings.
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Before anyone gets too cocky… it’s millennials’ fault that Gen Z and Alpha aren’t getting the same exposure to education that we did.
You got laid. You smoked weed. You listened to Linkin Park and thought you were “truly living” but your forgot to pay attention in class & to your little siblings.
You got laid. You smoked weed. You listened to Linkin Park and thought you were “truly living” but your forgot to pay attention in class & to your little siblings.
Heyyy, guysssss.
Maybe it’s time we revisit the whole “killing people for ideological purposes” thing.
It’s not working out for everyone involved.
I think we should consider the fact that we all can die as a sacred bond and peace treaty for lifelong commitment to global unity & prosperity but 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Maybe it’s time we revisit the whole “killing people for ideological purposes” thing.
It’s not working out for everyone involved.
I think we should consider the fact that we all can die as a sacred bond and peace treaty for lifelong commitment to global unity & prosperity but 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Heyyy, guysssss.
Maybe it’s time we revisit the whole “killing people for ideological purposes” thing.
It’s not working out for everyone involved.
I think we should consider the fact that we all can die as a sacred bond and peace treaty for lifelong commitment to global unity & prosperity but 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Maybe it’s time we revisit the whole “killing people for ideological purposes” thing.
It’s not working out for everyone involved.
I think we should consider the fact that we all can die as a sacred bond and peace treaty for lifelong commitment to global unity & prosperity but 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Chipotle…. Not now.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Chipotle…. Not now.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wait, isn’t this redundant, discriminatory, and unconstitutional? Threats of harm were already decided upon in several federal and state cases, they aren’t protected speech. You’d have to be criminally insane to make those threats, even more so to follow through with them.
R guns a MH issue or not?
R guns a MH issue or not?
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Wait, isn’t this redundant, discriminatory, and unconstitutional? Threats of harm were already decided upon in several federal and state cases, they aren’t protected speech. You’d have to be criminally insane to make those threats, even more so to follow through with them.
R guns a MH issue or not?
R guns a MH issue or not?
Okay…
Too far.
Cancel the military.
Too far.
Cancel the military.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Okay…
Too far.
Cancel the military.
Too far.
Cancel the military.
And with that… gay couples can breathe for a second.
I’m lowering my officiant prices from cash donation to: get me food and I’ll get you hitched before Roberts’ court says neither of us can do what we need to do.
This bitch has been married FOUR times. Like, “Lady… I’m sorry about Rock Hudson.”
I’m lowering my officiant prices from cash donation to: get me food and I’ll get you hitched before Roberts’ court says neither of us can do what we need to do.
This bitch has been married FOUR times. Like, “Lady… I’m sorry about Rock Hudson.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
And with that… gay couples can breathe for a second.
I’m lowering my officiant prices from cash donation to: get me food and I’ll get you hitched before Roberts’ court says neither of us can do what we need to do.
This bitch has been married FOUR times. Like, “Lady… I’m sorry about Rock Hudson.”
I’m lowering my officiant prices from cash donation to: get me food and I’ll get you hitched before Roberts’ court says neither of us can do what we need to do.
This bitch has been married FOUR times. Like, “Lady… I’m sorry about Rock Hudson.”
The CHRIZZOS?
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The CHRIZZOS?