participating in divorcé stolen valor by drinking bud light lime a rita’s and listening to hinder

and another thing! i toured a tattoo school today and they told me their waitlist was two years long. why can’t i just tattoo ,, take an online course in Blood issues ??

we used to live like peasants,,, microwaving our breaded freezer foods. that or you wait 45 minutes for an Oven. now i have an ugly egg shaped contraption that makes every object from my icebox Crispy and Crunchy

monthly meeting with some friends where we review a power point of our goals is fun in concept but i only met one of my previous goals (buy a cake)

idk who took over the crocs creative direction but god are they Plugged In

going absolutely diabolical on a diet coke rn, you guys wouldn’t get it

gorjiss evening of making my friends wear armor and sing karaoke

hello nightsky

need a bad bitch and a binky, stat

where’s the Weird Guys at

28 is the sexiest age someone named Annie could be