Miang's Gate, Enhanced Edition
@cidolatry.bsky.social
Fortysomething / "bad exemplar of womanhood" / South Bay. Still missing longform posting.
Survey says...maybe? They seem pretty insistent that it's Not a Franchise, it's just a parent company with offices (and licensed attorneys) all over the US that shares a website and branding. So, y'know. A franchise. 🤷🏼♀️
But the LA one advertises with a phone number, so we have that going for us.
But the LA one advertises with a phone number, so we have that going for us.
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Survey says...maybe? They seem pretty insistent that it's Not a Franchise, it's just a parent company with offices (and licensed attorneys) all over the US that shares a website and branding. So, y'know. A franchise. 🤷🏼♀️
But the LA one advertises with a phone number, so we have that going for us.
But the LA one advertises with a phone number, so we have that going for us.
Hahaha oh God. Remember Bai Ze farming? (Pepperidge Farm remembers.)
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hahaha oh God. Remember Bai Ze farming? (Pepperidge Farm remembers.)
Fun fact: I perfected my weapons set in my last playthrough, circa 2010? Including a stat-perfect replica of Sydney's sword.
I haven't touched it since, because using weapons for their intended purpose risks changing their base statistics, but I also don't have it in me to do all that again. So.
I haven't touched it since, because using weapons for their intended purpose risks changing their base statistics, but I also don't have it in me to do all that again. So.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Fun fact: I perfected my weapons set in my last playthrough, circa 2010? Including a stat-perfect replica of Sydney's sword.
I haven't touched it since, because using weapons for their intended purpose risks changing their base statistics, but I also don't have it in me to do all that again. So.
I haven't touched it since, because using weapons for their intended purpose risks changing their base statistics, but I also don't have it in me to do all that again. So.
All cats are kittens!!! This truth cannot be denied!
But here, if you want the wildest one, who has recovered nicely from her spay against all her best efforts and intentions:
But here, if you want the wildest one, who has recovered nicely from her spay against all her best efforts and intentions:
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
All cats are kittens!!! This truth cannot be denied!
But here, if you want the wildest one, who has recovered nicely from her spay against all her best efforts and intentions:
But here, if you want the wildest one, who has recovered nicely from her spay against all her best efforts and intentions:
Didn't blow on the cartridge first, literally unwatchable
October 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Didn't blow on the cartridge first, literally unwatchable
Hey, some parts of the future turned out all right: bsky.app/profile/brig...
September 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Hey, some parts of the future turned out all right: bsky.app/profile/brig...
What?! But it's nine o'clock on a Saturday!
Or a Thursday, I don't do timekeeping anymore since Covid. Still. Unconscionable.
Or a Thursday, I don't do timekeeping anymore since Covid. Still. Unconscionable.
September 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
What?! But it's nine o'clock on a Saturday!
Or a Thursday, I don't do timekeeping anymore since Covid. Still. Unconscionable.
Or a Thursday, I don't do timekeeping anymore since Covid. Still. Unconscionable.
You know, when my sister-in-law was out here visiting a year ago, I wound up showing her Rejected, because that's definitely a winning strategy to address a language barrier. She countered with this: youtu.be/kcNpBNpvyc4?...
August 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
You know, when my sister-in-law was out here visiting a year ago, I wound up showing her Rejected, because that's definitely a winning strategy to address a language barrier. She countered with this: youtu.be/kcNpBNpvyc4?...
You know, I spent a nontrivial amount of time wondering if this post would be misinterpreted as relating to Seattle Kraken merch. The possibility of being accused of ~ that ~ never even entered my mind, it's been that long 😂
Also, from 2017, but lol nontheless: www.inverse.com/culture/3545...
Also, from 2017, but lol nontheless: www.inverse.com/culture/3545...
August 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
You know, I spent a nontrivial amount of time wondering if this post would be misinterpreted as relating to Seattle Kraken merch. The possibility of being accused of ~ that ~ never even entered my mind, it's been that long 😂
Also, from 2017, but lol nontheless: www.inverse.com/culture/3545...
Also, from 2017, but lol nontheless: www.inverse.com/culture/3545...
D'oh! That used to be super close, but tbh would probably be worth the road trip anyway for a free 4ft lemon tree. Mmm, lemons.
Thank you for the sage (and lemony) guidance. :D
Thank you for the sage (and lemony) guidance. :D
August 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
D'oh! That used to be super close, but tbh would probably be worth the road trip anyway for a free 4ft lemon tree. Mmm, lemons.
Thank you for the sage (and lemony) guidance. :D
Thank you for the sage (and lemony) guidance. :D
Wow! That is so wonderfully specific, I am in awe.
What if your shrub is a fruit-producing fig...plant of some kind, and you kind of hate it because you're not sure if the fruit is even edible and you'd rather have citrus trees? Should you be rooting for the plane?
What if your shrub is a fruit-producing fig...plant of some kind, and you kind of hate it because you're not sure if the fruit is even edible and you'd rather have citrus trees? Should you be rooting for the plane?
August 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wow! That is so wonderfully specific, I am in awe.
What if your shrub is a fruit-producing fig...plant of some kind, and you kind of hate it because you're not sure if the fruit is even edible and you'd rather have citrus trees? Should you be rooting for the plane?
What if your shrub is a fruit-producing fig...plant of some kind, and you kind of hate it because you're not sure if the fruit is even edible and you'd rather have citrus trees? Should you be rooting for the plane?
Congratulations!!! If you don't mind my asking, in what are you now officially certified? (̶W̶r̶o̶n̶g̶ a̶n̶s̶w̶e̶r̶s̶ o̶n̶l̶y̶.)̶
August 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Congratulations!!! If you don't mind my asking, in what are you now officially certified? (̶W̶r̶o̶n̶g̶ a̶n̶s̶w̶e̶r̶s̶ o̶n̶l̶y̶.)̶