the chuunibomber
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Live in harmony with one another. Do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly. Never be wise in your own sight. Repay no one evil for evil, but give thought to do what is honorable in the sight of all.
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And so Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, grew three sizes that day.
So the Cratchit’s had to go buy new pants.
So the Cratchit’s had to go buy new pants.
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And so Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, grew three sizes that day.
So the Cratchit’s had to go buy new pants.
So the Cratchit’s had to go buy new pants.
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Why do I keep waking up?
Oh yeah. I’m in the same room with the fridge. I haven’t had a fridge with an ice maker for years.
Oh yeah. I’m in the same room with the fridge. I haven’t had a fridge with an ice maker for years.
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Why do I keep waking up?
Oh yeah. I’m in the same room with the fridge. I haven’t had a fridge with an ice maker for years.
Oh yeah. I’m in the same room with the fridge. I haven’t had a fridge with an ice maker for years.
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It’s Christmas Eve. Can you make it all the way through Chris Deburgh’s ding dong nativity song?
youtu.be/GmZg7tvGN9o?...
youtu.be/GmZg7tvGN9o?...
Chris de Burgh - A Spaceman Came Travelling
YouTube video by ceeerrl
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December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It’s Christmas Eve. Can you make it all the way through Chris Deburgh’s ding dong nativity song?
youtu.be/GmZg7tvGN9o?...
youtu.be/GmZg7tvGN9o?...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Scrooge said it!!!
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Scrooge said it!!!
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Still waiting for the fridge. It’s getting “hot” in here!
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Still waiting for the fridge. It’s getting “hot” in here!
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Mrs. Claus’ favorite time with Santa.
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Mrs. Claus’ favorite time with Santa.
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Holy shit! I did not know.
The Brak Show turned 25 Yesterday. I really should have caught that but I didn't. Oh well, happy 25 years of everyone's favorite catboy having his own show for a bit
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Holy shit! I did not know.
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My 1940’s Humpty Dumpty cookie jar that I bought at a Pasadena antique store 5 years ago finally has a home! It’s full of peanut butter Oreos.
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My 1940’s Humpty Dumpty cookie jar that I bought at a Pasadena antique store 5 years ago finally has a home! It’s full of peanut butter Oreos.
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Cheers everyone!
Having a cider at the local pub that I walked to.
The reality is hitting me hard right now. Trying not to cry.
Happy and exhausted!!!
Having a cider at the local pub that I walked to.
The reality is hitting me hard right now. Trying not to cry.
Happy and exhausted!!!
December 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Cheers everyone!
Having a cider at the local pub that I walked to.
The reality is hitting me hard right now. Trying not to cry.
Happy and exhausted!!!
Having a cider at the local pub that I walked to.
The reality is hitting me hard right now. Trying not to cry.
Happy and exhausted!!!
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New kitchen with Andy.
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
New kitchen with Andy.
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Cardboard city is a dangerous place.
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Cardboard city is a dangerous place.
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we love to see him
Hats off to beeeclops on Tumblr for the screenshot, but Zorak had a cameo in Adult Swim's The Elephant (it's brief near the end of the middle segment)
www.tumblr.com/beeeclops/80...
www.tumblr.com/beeeclops/80...
December 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
we love to see him
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Okay everyone! Silent Night in any key!
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Okay everyone! Silent Night in any key!
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The three genders
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The three genders
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The camera inside my car picked up this footage of my dog sitting on the lap of a spooky ghost!
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The camera inside my car picked up this footage of my dog sitting on the lap of a spooky ghost!
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The forbidden sting.
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The forbidden sting.
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Now, loading the van…
My mother has the thermostat in her part of the house set to “extreme hell fire.”
I thought I was going to burst into flames.
Also, I’m woefully out of shape. Perhaps I should make a resolution to exercise and take care of myself.
My mother has the thermostat in her part of the house set to “extreme hell fire.”
I thought I was going to burst into flames.
Also, I’m woefully out of shape. Perhaps I should make a resolution to exercise and take care of myself.
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Now, loading the van…
My mother has the thermostat in her part of the house set to “extreme hell fire.”
I thought I was going to burst into flames.
Also, I’m woefully out of shape. Perhaps I should make a resolution to exercise and take care of myself.
My mother has the thermostat in her part of the house set to “extreme hell fire.”
I thought I was going to burst into flames.
Also, I’m woefully out of shape. Perhaps I should make a resolution to exercise and take care of myself.
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At some point at the beginning when he was yelling at me, he waited for my initial response, which was me chuckling a little and saying, “Oh! You’re serious!”
After the repeated dick suggestion, I pulled out my phone and said, “Hold on, let me write this down because it’s really good!”
After the repeated dick suggestion, I pulled out my phone and said, “Hold on, let me write this down because it’s really good!”
Everyone, except the asshole guy, laughed and one guy said, “Come on then!” and then acted like he was unzipping his pants.
Once the desk clerk came back, the asshole guy then left and ran across the street to harass the people at Dairy Queen.
Incidentally, dicks went unsucked.
I guess I won.
4/4
Once the desk clerk came back, the asshole guy then left and ran across the street to harass the people at Dairy Queen.
Incidentally, dicks went unsucked.
I guess I won.
4/4
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
At some point at the beginning when he was yelling at me, he waited for my initial response, which was me chuckling a little and saying, “Oh! You’re serious!”
After the repeated dick suggestion, I pulled out my phone and said, “Hold on, let me write this down because it’s really good!”
After the repeated dick suggestion, I pulled out my phone and said, “Hold on, let me write this down because it’s really good!”
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Everyone, except the asshole guy, laughed and one guy said, “Come on then!” and then acted like he was unzipping his pants.
Once the desk clerk came back, the asshole guy then left and ran across the street to harass the people at Dairy Queen.
Incidentally, dicks went unsucked.
I guess I won.
4/4
Once the desk clerk came back, the asshole guy then left and ran across the street to harass the people at Dairy Queen.
Incidentally, dicks went unsucked.
I guess I won.
4/4
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Everyone, except the asshole guy, laughed and one guy said, “Come on then!” and then acted like he was unzipping his pants.
Once the desk clerk came back, the asshole guy then left and ran across the street to harass the people at Dairy Queen.
Incidentally, dicks went unsucked.
I guess I won.
4/4
Once the desk clerk came back, the asshole guy then left and ran across the street to harass the people at Dairy Queen.
Incidentally, dicks went unsucked.
I guess I won.
4/4
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I took a defensive stance and just calmly said, “well, whatever I did to piss you off, I’m sorry.”
He told me that I needed to go suck some dicks. So I said, “Okay” and then turned to everyone else in the lobby and said, “You heard what he said, fellas! Start droppin’ trou!”
3/4
He told me that I needed to go suck some dicks. So I said, “Okay” and then turned to everyone else in the lobby and said, “You heard what he said, fellas! Start droppin’ trou!”
3/4
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I took a defensive stance and just calmly said, “well, whatever I did to piss you off, I’m sorry.”
He told me that I needed to go suck some dicks. So I said, “Okay” and then turned to everyone else in the lobby and said, “You heard what he said, fellas! Start droppin’ trou!”
3/4
He told me that I needed to go suck some dicks. So I said, “Okay” and then turned to everyone else in the lobby and said, “You heard what he said, fellas! Start droppin’ trou!”
3/4
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So I’m pacing in the lobby. I walk past him and just stand about 4 feet away and look out the window. He got up and went all apeshit on me because I walked in front of him. He wouldn’t tell me exactly what I did to offend him and he told me to go on grindr and “suck all the dicks.”
2/4
2/4
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
So I’m pacing in the lobby. I walk past him and just stand about 4 feet away and look out the window. He got up and went all apeshit on me because I walked in front of him. He wouldn’t tell me exactly what I did to offend him and he told me to go on grindr and “suck all the dicks.”
2/4
2/4
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I rented a van at Enterprise to carry a bunch of my small stuff, clothes, art, tv, kitchen stuff to my new place for Monday’s closing.
While waiting for them to clean out the van, there were about 7 people waiting, one of which, I only noticed because he had a bunch of wires and junk in his hands.
While waiting for them to clean out the van, there were about 7 people waiting, one of which, I only noticed because he had a bunch of wires and junk in his hands.
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I rented a van at Enterprise to carry a bunch of my small stuff, clothes, art, tv, kitchen stuff to my new place for Monday’s closing.
While waiting for them to clean out the van, there were about 7 people waiting, one of which, I only noticed because he had a bunch of wires and junk in his hands.
While waiting for them to clean out the van, there were about 7 people waiting, one of which, I only noticed because he had a bunch of wires and junk in his hands.
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Can I say that it was refreshing to see people actually pray like normal people in “Wake Up, Dead Man” and not hear someone recite either the Lord’s Prayer or the 23rd Psalm?
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Can I say that it was refreshing to see people actually pray like normal people in “Wake Up, Dead Man” and not hear someone recite either the Lord’s Prayer or the 23rd Psalm?