Sometimes I need to scream, but I don't want the neighbors to call the cops, so I just say " ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐᶦⁿᵍ "

First member of my angels of death kill team fully painted! Had a blast, think there's a few places I need to touch up but!

Okay, since so many* of you were asking for this**, I'm pleased to announce the beta launch of my Cup of Coffee Brackets, for helping you figure out what kind of cup of coffee.

I was driving around earlier and I spotted a new Blockbuster. I had to go in there. The building was filled with unmarked video tapes covered with bioluminescent mold. On the TV screens, there was a home video of me telling me to get out of the store. I really missed this place.