Cal
@chunkybeefburg.bsky.social
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woah momma they put me in the orb
woah momma they put me in the orb
anyway, my cats like to gather their toys together and it's so damn cute (first three pics are from this morning, but the last was from a while ago, but one of the most extreme examples 😭)
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
anyway, my cats like to gather their toys together and it's so damn cute (first three pics are from this morning, but the last was from a while ago, but one of the most extreme examples 😭)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHY!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHY!!!!
She has the range!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
She has the range!!!!
my attempt to capture a biscuit crumb stuck to her lip left me with this incredble photo.... my silly girl.... god's perfect creature
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
my attempt to capture a biscuit crumb stuck to her lip left me with this incredble photo.... my silly girl.... god's perfect creature
to be loved... is to be changed
October 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
to be loved... is to be changed
me: man, what's a tasty protein I can add to this meal
the humble shrimp:
the humble shrimp:
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
me: man, what's a tasty protein I can add to this meal
the humble shrimp:
the humble shrimp:
her needs must be met....
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
her needs must be met....
catsitter somehow took the best ever photo of Zuma
October 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
catsitter somehow took the best ever photo of Zuma
would NOT recommend an overnight layover between flights, I'm so fucked up, at least the sky was pretty the whole time..
October 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
would NOT recommend an overnight layover between flights, I'm so fucked up, at least the sky was pretty the whole time..
i had to skip my morning stretches to get it done before work, but my first 1000 piece puzzle.... complete
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i had to skip my morning stretches to get it done before work, but my first 1000 piece puzzle.... complete
my pookies.... I'm so happy, why did you have to pick now tho 😭
September 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
my pookies.... I'm so happy, why did you have to pick now tho 😭
guess what VERY brave girl is back from the vet with a $3200 PIECE OF DENTAL FLOSS
September 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
guess what VERY brave girl is back from the vet with a $3200 PIECE OF DENTAL FLOSS
she's joining me for breakfast :)
September 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
she's joining me for breakfast :)
picked up this pretty well unused cat tower for like $10 at the thift shop, i think they like it :)
September 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
picked up this pretty well unused cat tower for like $10 at the thift shop, i think they like it :)
she has settled. such an innocent face, doesn't look like she'd scream at all
September 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
she has settled. such an innocent face, doesn't look like she'd scream at all
after WEEKS of this toy being missing, DAYS AND DAYS of searching, the ongoing guilt of thinking i accidentally threw it away, failed attempts at replacements, CHAAND FOUND HER FAVOURITE TOY AGAIN ?!?!?
August 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
after WEEKS of this toy being missing, DAYS AND DAYS of searching, the ongoing guilt of thinking i accidentally threw it away, failed attempts at replacements, CHAAND FOUND HER FAVOURITE TOY AGAIN ?!?!?
zuma always makes sure her goofy lil face is always the first thing i see in the morning
August 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
zuma always makes sure her goofy lil face is always the first thing i see in the morning
WHY CAN'T YOU ADVERTISE ME NORMAL PRODUCTS!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS BULLSHIT LIKE THIS OR REALISTIC RUBBER FEET 😭😭😭 WHAT LIFE DO YOU THINK I LIVE ????
August 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
WHY CAN'T YOU ADVERTISE ME NORMAL PRODUCTS!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS BULLSHIT LIKE THIS OR REALISTIC RUBBER FEET 😭😭😭 WHAT LIFE DO YOU THINK I LIVE ????
I'm not trying to say they take it TOO seriously, but they have the MOST dedication. Where else would you see the rich romantic life of a man that looks like this
August 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I'm not trying to say they take it TOO seriously, but they have the MOST dedication. Where else would you see the rich romantic life of a man that looks like this
maybe it reminds her of her sister.... ew...
August 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
maybe it reminds her of her sister.... ew...
haven't even finished unpacking our suitcases from our short holiday last weekend bc Zuma immediately claimed them as her bed and is on them ALL the time 😭 wtf am i meant to do
July 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
haven't even finished unpacking our suitcases from our short holiday last weekend bc Zuma immediately claimed them as her bed and is on them ALL the time 😭 wtf am i meant to do
she's all fixed up!! I gave it right back to chaand and she immediately started playing with it again :') i rly need to buy a back up of this toy before she takes it past the point of fixing tho....
July 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
she's all fixed up!! I gave it right back to chaand and she immediately started playing with it again :') i rly need to buy a back up of this toy before she takes it past the point of fixing tho....