Cal
@chunkybeefburg.bsky.social
[ he/him | 30s ]
woah momma they put me in the orb
woah momma they put me in the orb
my attempt to capture a biscuit crumb stuck to her lip left me with this incredble photo.... my silly girl.... god's perfect creature
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
my attempt to capture a biscuit crumb stuck to her lip left me with this incredble photo.... my silly girl.... god's perfect creature
my yard has SO many damn ants and my cirtus trees (ESPECIALLY my mandarin) were taking so long to develop and it turns out the ants were farming damn psyllids on them!!! first my chilli and cucumber seedlings get gobbled before i barely catch a glimpse and now this!
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
my yard has SO many damn ants and my cirtus trees (ESPECIALLY my mandarin) were taking so long to develop and it turns out the ants were farming damn psyllids on them!!! first my chilli and cucumber seedlings get gobbled before i barely catch a glimpse and now this!
We get meal boxes every week and sometimes get a free sample, like a can of drink or a couple dishwasher pods and we got a drink this week too! AND ALSO A $20 BAR OF CHOCOLATE??? it didn't even come with an ad like they normally do, I'm so confused (also stoked!!)
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We get meal boxes every week and sometimes get a free sample, like a can of drink or a couple dishwasher pods and we got a drink this week too! AND ALSO A $20 BAR OF CHOCOLATE??? it didn't even come with an ad like they normally do, I'm so confused (also stoked!!)
i went to stand up and i got a sharp pain in my neck muscles, so i put my hand up to massage it and felt my uterus cramp super hard for all of 2 seconds before feeling totally fine
it's like my body panicked and just starting hurting the first things it could think of :''')
it's like my body panicked and just starting hurting the first things it could think of :''')
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
i went to stand up and i got a sharp pain in my neck muscles, so i put my hand up to massage it and felt my uterus cramp super hard for all of 2 seconds before feeling totally fine
it's like my body panicked and just starting hurting the first things it could think of :''')
it's like my body panicked and just starting hurting the first things it could think of :''')
i can't believe i had to be at work nearly the whole day and we weren't even OPENNNN
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i can't believe i had to be at work nearly the whole day and we weren't even OPENNNN
I'm like 90% sure one of my coworkers has AWFUL hygiene, but i have no proof! i know he showers regularly, his hair always looks clean, but WHY do you always smell like you haven't wiped your ass, WHY is there always a residue on the computer mouse after you use it for a while, I'm going INSANE
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm like 90% sure one of my coworkers has AWFUL hygiene, but i have no proof! i know he showers regularly, his hair always looks clean, but WHY do you always smell like you haven't wiped your ass, WHY is there always a residue on the computer mouse after you use it for a while, I'm going INSANE
every time i see a new "superfood" getting talked about it's like c'mon guys... surely some of you already saw your parents getting tricked by grape fruit or goji berries, we should know better
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every time i see a new "superfood" getting talked about it's like c'mon guys... surely some of you already saw your parents getting tricked by grape fruit or goji berries, we should know better
doing my morning yoga while my cat with the zoomies is crashing into shit behind me, very relaxing
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
doing my morning yoga while my cat with the zoomies is crashing into shit behind me, very relaxing
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Ngl… with all the things that are happening in the world right now seeing everyone’s reactions to this is lowkey making me cry 🥹🥲🫶🏽
I’m sharing that happiness, that joy, that euphoria and celebration with all of yall 🫂✨
I’m sharing that happiness, that joy, that euphoria and celebration with all of yall 🫂✨
#AdventureTime: Fionna and Cake fans think show just confirmed Hunter is trans
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/07/adventure-time-fionna-and-cake-hunter-is-trans/?utm_content=1762532403&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/07/adventure-time-fionna-and-cake-hunter-is-trans/?utm_content=1762532403&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake fans think show just confirmed Hunter is trans
Fans of Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake are rejoicing after the most recent episode suggested that Hunter is transgender.
www.thepinknews.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ngl… with all the things that are happening in the world right now seeing everyone’s reactions to this is lowkey making me cry 🥹🥲🫶🏽
I’m sharing that happiness, that joy, that euphoria and celebration with all of yall 🫂✨
I’m sharing that happiness, that joy, that euphoria and celebration with all of yall 🫂✨
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got a 1 kilo tub of greek yoghurt yesterday, used a couple spoons of it, then left it in the pantry over night UGHHGHHGHHHH
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
got a 1 kilo tub of greek yoghurt yesterday, used a couple spoons of it, then left it in the pantry over night UGHHGHHGHHHH
hard to ever know whether or not chaand is ever getting genuinely hurt when her and zuma are play fighting, bc she is the MOST little sibling ever. She will START the fight and egg zuma on to chase her, but as soon as she's pinned she'll scream and hiss and act like she's never done any wrong 😭
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
hard to ever know whether or not chaand is ever getting genuinely hurt when her and zuma are play fighting, bc she is the MOST little sibling ever. She will START the fight and egg zuma on to chase her, but as soon as she's pinned she'll scream and hiss and act like she's never done any wrong 😭
i reported an ad on tumblr bc it just starts on a sex scene, but now i dont have any options on ads from that company to do anything but upgrade to premium, huh??? is there anyway i can NOT get blasted with a sex scene first thing in the morning WITHOUT giving you money???
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i reported an ad on tumblr bc it just starts on a sex scene, but now i dont have any options on ads from that company to do anything but upgrade to premium, huh??? is there anyway i can NOT get blasted with a sex scene first thing in the morning WITHOUT giving you money???
people can have Very strong coffee opinions, but sometimes they complain about what i like so it comes across like "people who (drink coffee the way I do) are SICK FREAKS" while i just have to smile and nod
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
people can have Very strong coffee opinions, but sometimes they complain about what i like so it comes across like "people who (drink coffee the way I do) are SICK FREAKS" while i just have to smile and nod
every time i see an ad for one of those personalised shirts thats just like "yes I'm a [GENDER] born in [MONTH] and [SUPER SPECIFIC DETAIL]" i remember the time my mum bought one for my brother (around 30 at the time?) and was sooo excited about she made him put it on and wear it all xmas 😭
October 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
every time i see an ad for one of those personalised shirts thats just like "yes I'm a [GENDER] born in [MONTH] and [SUPER SPECIFIC DETAIL]" i remember the time my mum bought one for my brother (around 30 at the time?) and was sooo excited about she made him put it on and wear it all xmas 😭
had a dream last night that i was back at my work conference but they had a singing competition at the end of it that we all had to pair up and partake in ???? i didnt even make it to the competition i was just stressing out about rehearsing
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
had a dream last night that i was back at my work conference but they had a singing competition at the end of it that we all had to pair up and partake in ???? i didnt even make it to the competition i was just stressing out about rehearsing
we watched an opera of romeo amd juliet last night and it was beautiful! good lord the pipes on those people! but i havent watched/read that story in YEARS so it only just occured to me that friar lawrence was making some WILD decisions, what the fuck man
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
we watched an opera of romeo amd juliet last night and it was beautiful! good lord the pipes on those people! but i havent watched/read that story in YEARS so it only just occured to me that friar lawrence was making some WILD decisions, what the fuck man
to be loved... is to be changed
October 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
to be loved... is to be changed
if ever put off taking my adhd meds i always feel insane, I'm having 3 trains of thought at the same time, i can't stop yapping and I'm SUPER scatterbrained. it's always a funny moment of "ah... i forgot my meds" but like... HOW DID I SURVIVE 30 YEARS OF THAT ???
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
if ever put off taking my adhd meds i always feel insane, I'm having 3 trains of thought at the same time, i can't stop yapping and I'm SUPER scatterbrained. it's always a funny moment of "ah... i forgot my meds" but like... HOW DID I SURVIVE 30 YEARS OF THAT ???
me: man, what's a tasty protein I can add to this meal
the humble shrimp:
the humble shrimp:
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
me: man, what's a tasty protein I can add to this meal
the humble shrimp:
the humble shrimp:
i love how individually quirky cats are, saying that, i wish our littlest wouldn't scream until i followed her into our spare room where i can pet her on her favourite chair in PRIVACY, like its first thing in the damn morning, please
October 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i love how individually quirky cats are, saying that, i wish our littlest wouldn't scream until i followed her into our spare room where i can pet her on her favourite chair in PRIVACY, like its first thing in the damn morning, please
every time i think about fungus for too long i understand what came over that one tumblr user who made the mushroom post
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
every time i think about fungus for too long i understand what came over that one tumblr user who made the mushroom post
when we first moved into this place i thought it'd be super annoying and loud so close to the airport, but the opposite happened and i just get excited when i see planes coming in or taking off :)
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
when we first moved into this place i thought it'd be super annoying and loud so close to the airport, but the opposite happened and i just get excited when i see planes coming in or taking off :)
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Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!
I'm off to a work conference this morning! i tried being super organised and booking a taxi in advance (i get free rides for this trip) and it didn't work ❤️ I would prefer using a real taxi service instead of rideshare apps all the time, but i consistently have bad experiences!
October 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm off to a work conference this morning! i tried being super organised and booking a taxi in advance (i get free rides for this trip) and it didn't work ❤️ I would prefer using a real taxi service instead of rideshare apps all the time, but i consistently have bad experiences!