At some point I did something to my Tumblr algorithm that made it think I want this slutty Watto suggested to me every day
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
At some point I did something to my Tumblr algorithm that made it think I want this slutty Watto suggested to me every day
Gumball? Gumball Watterson?
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Gumball? Gumball Watterson?
well yes, that does seem to be what all the guys are trying to catch during sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
well yes, that does seem to be what all the guys are trying to catch during sports
Lord grant me the courage to change the things I can
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Lord grant me the courage to change the things I can
Burnt stuff has been falling all over us (4 miles NE of the airport)
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Burnt stuff has been falling all over us (4 miles NE of the airport)
Was searching to see if the funny punk song I dreamed about Bigfoot's foot fetish was real. It's fine that it's not but like, it's weird that you not only returned this result but bolded it because you felt it was similar.
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Was searching to see if the funny punk song I dreamed about Bigfoot's foot fetish was real. It's fine that it's not but like, it's weird that you not only returned this result but bolded it because you felt it was similar.
*Cypress Hill voices* All drains are the same drain. ALL DRAINS ARE THE DRAIN.
October 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
*Cypress Hill voices* All drains are the same drain. ALL DRAINS ARE THE DRAIN.
I could have been a little more specific in my query but really I was just trying to find out what year Pringles had that "Use Me" TV ad. But I'm glad they've been ruled out as a cause of death, which the AI seemed to feel is what I was asking about.
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I could have been a little more specific in my query but really I was just trying to find out what year Pringles had that "Use Me" TV ad. But I'm glad they've been ruled out as a cause of death, which the AI seemed to feel is what I was asking about.
"Being able to name stuff" has been one of my favorite video game mechanics since I was a child
October 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Being able to name stuff" has been one of my favorite video game mechanics since I was a child
So THAT'S who's been doing the razor blades.
October 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So THAT'S who's been doing the razor blades.
Excuse me, this is a private G thang
October 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Excuse me, this is a private G thang
Heard a big truck reversing and idling in our building's lot, figured it was maintenance or package delivery or something normal... was not prepared
October 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Heard a big truck reversing and idling in our building's lot, figured it was maintenance or package delivery or something normal... was not prepared
The squiggle on the defunct photography supply shop next to where my dad used to go to AA meetings is painted over solid gray now. They feared the power of the squiggle.
October 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The squiggle on the defunct photography supply shop next to where my dad used to go to AA meetings is painted over solid gray now. They feared the power of the squiggle.
"It'll be fine to kill small animals and refashion their skins into the likeness of another small animal, right? Like it won't look extremely haunted at all? Four hundred bucks for the really normal-looking dog made of bunny bits?"
October 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"It'll be fine to kill small animals and refashion their skins into the likeness of another small animal, right? Like it won't look extremely haunted at all? Four hundred bucks for the really normal-looking dog made of bunny bits?"
After 48 hours most of the erasers were gone but I went to retrieve the few that no one had taken, to spare their dignity and mine. These are the spurned erasers, the unwanted, the chosen-against. I believe that they now have hidden power due to this. My strange little treasures.
September 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
After 48 hours most of the erasers were gone but I went to retrieve the few that no one had taken, to spare their dignity and mine. These are the spurned erasers, the unwanted, the chosen-against. I believe that they now have hidden power due to this. My strange little treasures.
glad of how I named my Drifloon
September 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
glad of how I named my Drifloon
My mom keeps making me modify her grocery pickup order to add stuff she forgot so each time I send her a screenshot of the receipt so she knows what's there I am making them transparent with background images of increasingly scary animals to deter her.
September 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My mom keeps making me modify her grocery pickup order to add stuff she forgot so each time I send her a screenshot of the receipt so she knows what's there I am making them transparent with background images of increasingly scary animals to deter her.
I'm so glad that this has become the standard way of indicating whether a given option in an app or whatever is "on" or "off" since it is always so obvious and intuitive from the visual attributes of this whether it is engaged or not. You're really really really really really smart for this.
September 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I'm so glad that this has become the standard way of indicating whether a given option in an app or whatever is "on" or "off" since it is always so obvious and intuitive from the visual attributes of this whether it is engaged or not. You're really really really really really smart for this.
you are cowards for not calling your store Home Malone
August 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
you are cowards for not calling your store Home Malone
This werewolf only has 1 sub-5-star review and this is all it says.
August 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This werewolf only has 1 sub-5-star review and this is all it says.